Oh good, we’re at the *check notes* “defending the Salem witch trials as being due process” portion of the discourse
Posts by Seaslug Chicken
My joints, they ache.
My body, it hates.
we need to bring back words like wastrel, rogue, ruffian, ne’er-do-well. there is an epidemic of miscreants doing shenanigans and we have lost the vocabulary to describe them.
Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
I hate having sensory issues so much bc wdym I’m once again struggling to eat a banana that tastes too much like a banana.
Following the CDC's removal of critical health data and the potential approval of RFK Jr. as Health Secretary, it is crucial to access accurate health information from independent sources such as the WHO, Mayo Clinic, Johns Hopkins University, and peer-reviewed journals.
Prison camp. This would be a prison camp. Not ringing any bells or absolutely terrifying at all.
Made salmon & rice for dinner but I stared the salmon for too long so now I can’t eat it. Woe is me.
This is me:
Hmm yeah I don’t like this lol
There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month
Note: The person giving the sermon in question is Bishop Mariann Budde, the Episcopal Bishop of Washington.
Rep. Collins is suggesting deporting a U.S. citizen and bishop for delivering a sermon in a house of worship in accordance with her faith.
Not me 🙋🏻♀️
#SheShed
Eat The Rich
hahaha oh no. no i don't care for any of this.
I fucking knew it.
I’m back in my own bed after 3 nights of petsitting & I always get so excited to sleep with my 7 pillows & weighted blanket. It truly never gets old being reunited with my beloved bed.
I’m so fucking stressed, anxious & distraught about everything that my ADHD brain is wondering what I can buy that will temporarily provide a dopamine boost to make me feel better.
Me with 90% of my ex’s LOL
TikTok's algorithm makes it a really valuable resource for connecting with communities you haven't even figured out you want to connect with yet. It can be life-changing, and people dismissing it as a dancing-teenager app are showing their ignorance.
Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.
Reuters headline from 2020 when TikTok challenged Trump’s original attempt to ban the app
Screenshot from 2025 of TikTok praising Trump in hopes he will save the app
How it started / how it’s going
I don't always rock with her, but at least she's willing to say this. Like ffs
S/o to our receptionist who gave me a tamale today. That is all.
Just followed you bb
I unintentionally let my eyebrows grow out for the last month bc of not feeling well & simply not caring. I’m feeling like it’s that time of year where I rock my natural brows for several months & just chill. I have nice thick brows so some minor cleaning up is all I need. Cool stuff man.