Wizard: they say that sometimes a good defense can become an offense.

Warrior: 🤔 😮 *shifts grip on shield and bashes a zombie over the head.*

Wizard: well. Not exactly what I meant but 🤷‍♀️

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Bards

Putting the Cha in Charades.

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Sorcerer: wow! What a cool tower! 😲

Wizard: thanks! 😁

Sorcerer: its pristine, how do you keep it looking nice?

Wizard: enchanted spit-shine. see those statue fountains?

Sorcer: you mean the gargoyles?

Wizard: close...😎 Gargle-goyles

Sorcerer: 🤦‍♀️

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Sorcerer: wow! What a cool tower! 😲

Wizard: thanks! 😁

Sorcerer: its pristine, how do you keep it looking nice?

Wizard: enchanted spit-shine. see those statue fountains?

Sorcer: you mean the gargoyles?

Wizard: close...😎 Gargle-goyles

Sorcerer: 🤦‍♀️

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The fantastic four, but lead by The Thing

"ITS COLLABORATING TIME!"

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Wood shop implies the existence of

Couldshop and shouldshop

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Prestidigitation

Aka

Magic Bissel

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Sidequests.

Also known as...

Inter-missions

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Bard: so how'd things go with that guy?

Rogue: what guy?

Bard: you know, the one I told you to hit on?

Rogue: ooooh haha he'll tell no tales

Bard: ....oh no. Don't tell me you-

Rogue: what? *checks notes* CRAP I WROTE DOWN "PUT A HIT ON!"

Bard: *sigh*

Rogue: OHSHITFUCKCRAP!

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Bard: so how'd things go with that guy?

Rogue: what guy?

Bard: you know, the one I told you to hit on?

Rogue: ooooh haha he'll tell no tales

Bard: ....oh no. Don't tell me you-

Rogue: what? *checks notes* CRAP I WROTE DOWN "PUT A HIT ON!"

Bard: *sigh*

Rogue: OHSHITFUCKCRAP!

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Solid strategy

Emojis but they're all just different cat tail positions

NPC: *whispers* hey! Pssst!

Adventurer: yes?

NPC: you should leave that party...they threw caution to the wind.

Adventurer: 🤣 sure they did.

Later...

Adventurer: so what happened to your other companion?

Bard: oh. You mean Caw Shaun?

Adventurer: 😬

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You hear a clattering on the roof...

And a rasping noise in the chimney.

Time to...

Ho ho hold your Action!

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Some dwarves can make their own solid fuel.

On account of their...

Coalon.

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Might does not make right.

It's usually just stwrong

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Skeletal fighters always attack multiple times.

They have bones actions

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Beard of Holding

A wizard spell known only to dwarves.

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Yep, especially if one is a soothswearer

Disagreements over prophecy?

I think you mean...

Augur-ments

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Hobbits do hold elections.

You see, they are a Wee Public

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We all know paladins prefer chainmail because its Holey.

But it's also important to know evil paladins prefer plate armor for the opposite reason.

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Flattery implies the existence of roundery

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Campaign hook:

A flock of flying musicians are accosting an Area Village, trapping residents inside their buildings.

It's called...

The Bards

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Did you hear about the scientist who was known for puns?

All their jokes were...

Lab groan.

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Yup! And all the bubbles look like blinking eyes

Them: a watched pot never boils

Me: 👀 *entertained by the progression of bubbles forming and slowly increasing activity*

San Mai billets,

Or as some dwarves call them...

Oreos

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Everyone is always picking on wizards.

Fire da mage
Pierce da mage

How about hug da mage???

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