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Sorcerer: wow! What a cool tower! 😲
Wizard: thanks! 😁
Sorcerer: its pristine, how do you keep it looking nice?
Wizard: enchanted spit-shine. see those statue fountains?
Sorcer: you mean the gargoyles?
Wizard: close...😎 Gargle-goyles
Sorcerer: 🤦♀️
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Bard: so how'd things go with that guy?
Rogue: what guy?
Bard: you know, the one I told you to hit on?
Rogue: ooooh haha he'll tell no tales
Bard: ....oh no. Don't tell me you-
Rogue: what? *checks notes* CRAP I WROTE DOWN "PUT A HIT ON!"
Bard: *sigh*
Rogue: OHSHITFUCKCRAP!
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NPC: *whispers* hey! Pssst!
Adventurer: yes?
NPC: you should leave that party...they threw caution to the wind.
Adventurer: 🤣 sure they did.
Later...
Adventurer: so what happened to your other companion?
Bard: oh. You mean Caw Shaun?
Adventurer: 😬
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You hear a clattering on the roof...
And a rasping noise in the chimney.
Time to...
Ho ho hold your Action!
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We all know paladins prefer chainmail because its Holey.
But it's also important to know evil paladins prefer plate armor for the opposite reason.
#TTRPG #PunBard
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Campaign hook:
A flock of flying musicians are accosting an Area Village, trapping residents inside their buildings.
It's called...
The Bards
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Did you hear about the scientist who was known for puns?
All their jokes were...
Lab groan.
#PunBard #Dadjokes
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Everyone is always picking on wizards.
Fire da mage
Pierce da mage
How about hug da mage???
#TTRPG #PunBard #DnD #pathfinder2e
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Magic Item: Bottle Cruiser
This is a glass bottle with a model battle cruiser inside.
Smash the bottle, and a full-sized and fully equipped ship will appear.
#TTRPG #PunBard
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