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What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What did the horror novel say to the comedy book?

You crack me up, but I have a spine-tingling story!

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#dadjokes #humor

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What did one wall say to the other? "I’ll meet you at the corner." #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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A local barber was arrested for selling drugs. I had been going there for years.

Didn't know he was a barber.

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Why don't skeletons ever use cell phones? They don't have the guts to call anyone. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner.” #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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How do you organize a space party? You planet. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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🎩 People really shouldn't have kids after 20…

That’s just way too many!

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the broom skip school? It swept its problems under the rug. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a fish who knows karate? A chop-fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call an insect that tells time? A clockroach. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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