Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What did the horror novel say to the comedy book?
You crack me up, but I have a spine-tingling story!
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#dadjokes #humor
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What did one wall say to the other? "I’ll meet you at the corner." #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
A local barber was arrested for selling drugs. I had been going there for years.
Didn't know he was a barber.
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Why don't skeletons ever use cell phones? They don't have the guts to call anyone. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner.” #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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🎩 People really shouldn't have kids after 20…
That’s just way too many!
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why did the broom skip school? It swept its problems under the rug. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer