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Sunrise run through a very silent basin. Boats at the turning point of the out-and-back. Told myself I couldn’t have a coffee until I got up and ran and it worked. Wasn’t so bad after all #run

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The existential absurd and depictions of suburbia in American fiction - feat. John Cheever and Richard Ford.

I could not tell you what my point was. But I was very serious about it.

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Take up running they said. All you need is a pair of shoes and the open road, they said.

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PSA. Tickets on sale now.

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A graph showing a distribution of marathon finishing times. X axis is from 2 to 7 hours and the Y axis from o to 100 thousand finishers. The distribution is broadly normal, except for a sharp decrease at 4 hours. 

Text above says: The distribution of marathon finishing times is a good reminder that setting goals and benchmarks can be an incredibly powerful tool to reach your goals

A graph showing a distribution of marathon finishing times. X axis is from 2 to 7 hours and the Y axis from o to 100 thousand finishers. The distribution is broadly normal, except for a sharp decrease at 4 hours. Text above says: The distribution of marathon finishing times is a good reminder that setting goals and benchmarks can be an incredibly powerful tool to reach your goals

I like interesting graphs…and this is one of them:

#RunSky

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Something fitting about a party which has spent this term trashing Wellington at every opportunity being consumed today with internecine dramas, indifferent the city's attempts to dig itself out from a disaster.

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77mm in one hour in Berhampore. That’s just an incomprehensible rain intensity anywhere at any time, let alone in Wellington in Autumn. We used to use 7mm an hour as a threshold for “heavy rain”, and this was more than 10 times that.

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Now I feel bad for moaning about my run when it turns out we were in for flash floods and cars floating in the hospital parking lot. We are ok! Road is a bit of a mess though.

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Calling it done and going back to the gym for a Sauna was my second favourite part of the day.

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I did 12k treadmill + 12k getting drenched. Some moody boats to see.

A woman in a big puffer jacket waited with me at some traffic lights. “Do we even live in the same city?” she said, pointing at my shorts. “I’ve made some bad choices today” I said. Then we both cackled. #running

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The hourly forecast shows zero rain.

The hourly forecast shows zero rain.

Surface flooding and heavy rain all morning.

Surface flooding and heavy rain all morning.

I think… maybe… the folks at the metservice are as over it as we all are.

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a man in a suit and tie is standing in the rain with his eyes closed . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in the rain with his eyes closed .

Checked the forecast. Ate my breakfast.Taped my bung shin. Put on all the creams and sunscreens. Packed my gels and snacks. Mixed my practice sports drink. Put in my contact lenses.

Looked out the window.
#running #wellington

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Let the record show that instead of a beer after work on a Friday night I went out and I did my run. It was so windy at the point I nearly blew into the sea. I’m a monster. #running #fafo

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Last night I read a passage in the Richard Osman I’m up to that concluded:

“save your good luck for big things and your bad luck for small things”

… and now I’m dwelling on what kind of luck I’ve spent or lost. And it’s only 9am.

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I slept through my alarm and missed a run this morning. Got a call halfway to work from the power guy saying he’d arrived to upgrade our meter (I forgot about him). Now, waiting for the power guy to finish,
a message from a stranger saying he found my debit card and license out on the pavement.

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What idiot renamed Allbirds to Newbird AI when Pumps-and-Dump was right there?

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im reading bleak house and they just got to the house and guess what. its really nice. so what the fuck

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24k today with some pace pickups to 10k pace. And a bit where I got lost in a porta-loo maze on the waterfront where they were tearing down the music festival. Fun!

Now I just have a wedding and then the MountainGoats gig. I sure have made some choices! #running

(I would like to sit down a bit).

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I did it! 24k long run. Now I’ve just got to get through this wedding and go to a Mountaingoats concert. And babysit some twin babies tomorrow.
It would be nice to sit down soon though. #running

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31 years ago today, Mr. Burns sang about his gorilla-chest vest and other clothes made from animals.

#TheSimpsons episode “Two Dozen and One Greyhounds” first aired April 9, 1995.

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Is there a German word for getting to 5 weeks out from your first marathon and compulsively googling and comparing beginner marathon plans because you’re worried your plan doesn’t have enough running? #running

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Hall of fame FT correction

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text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.

image from inside Artemis II text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.

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Ok I did 22k LSE today. My longest run ever.
Long YES.
Slow. YES.
Easy… ummm.

#running

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My sister looked at her HM training plan and said she couldn’t imagine getting through a 10k. So today we ran (her first ever) 10k together. Well we ran to parkrun, did parkrun, then ran home. It was more like 11k and we chatted so much it felt like a 5. #parkrun #running

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She's a great cartoonist

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Picture of a parkrun hats with badges on it.

Picture of a parkrun hats with badges on it.

Although - my parents are in town and they both wear their matching parkrun hats and badges absolutely everywhere so - it could be genetic 🤷🏻‍♀️. #parkrun

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Went for a 10k around the coast in my new running belt! So easy to nip my phone out for a photo. Came home and stretched with my new BFF Ash (❤️ runbetterwithash). Days off are amazing.
I’m sorry that my whole personality is running now. #running

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