Closeup of Figgy as it grasps a wooden stick with his left paw and bites into it.

Silly Figgy
Finks he pup
He find a stik
He chew it up

He finks he cute
He finks he smart
He twy to bite
Da stik apart

It kwumbles sum
But hole it stay
Da Fig complains
Den runs to play

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLuvsStiks #StiksNotForEats #StiksNotNummy #HeBeLikeAPuppy

Cheddar stands amongst the leaves and dead foliage in the garden, looking off to the left. He has a happy expression and he is lightly covered in dirt.

Da warm come bak
Dere's sno no mor
I hops outside
A happy RAWRR!

In dirt I roll
In garden too
I wear my paynt
Den make a poo

#CheddarPoetry #DaWarmBeBak #SunbeamBak #IHasHappy #IRollAwoundEberyware #WarryerPaynt #OutsidePoopys

Cheddar lies on grey pants being hemmed and a sewing machine can be seen to his right, just behind him. He is looking upwards and to the right.

Mama sewing
But I wants cuddles
I wants attenshin

I cwy at her
I kwall onto her lap
I sit on her sewing
But she still be sewing

I pouts and I leeb
I go to da sofa
I kwall under da blanky

Mama sees me do dis
I hear her go aww
Finally she comes
And I has my cuddles

Figgy sits inside a narrow box lined with a plastic bag. He is peaking outside with big eyes.

Silly Figgy hide in boks
So kwietly he sit
Mama not noe dat he dere
So nicely he dos fit

He not eben sing a song
He spy wile he inside
Finally da Figgy lern
Da popper way to hide

#SillyFiggy #HeSingWenHeClimeOut #DatOkTho #MamaFindHimWenSheGoToMoobBox #ItHebbyCuzFiggyInside

Cheddar walks towards the camera to go back inside. He is on the top of the porch steps and his paw prints can be seen in the snow behind him.

I cwy to go out
Sno and da cold nip my toes
I thot it was spwing

#CheddarHykoo #HaikuDay #ColdToes #WareIsDaGweenAndDaWarm #DisNotNice

Chewy sits and looks up towards the camera. She is wearing a pink tiara on her head and a pearl necklace with a pink heart-shaped pendant. She is fluffy, with white fur on her chest, chin, and parts of her cheeks, and orange fur everywhere else.

Dis be pwinsess Chewy
She wear her pwinsess hat
Wif her pwinsess neklayse
She be a pwetty cat

It her pwinsess bird day
Her tee pawtee await
Yoo is all inbited
Make shur dat yoo not late!

#CheddarPoetry #Chewy #Pwinsess #BirdieDay #She14Now #INotAllowedAtTeePawtee #ButFiggyIs #NoFair

Day of ham
And day of yum
I put da hammy
In my tum

I has a happy
Den I RAWRR
Cuz nummy ham
I wants sum mor!

#CheddarPoetry #HamDay #MamaHidedDaHamInFwij #ButINoedItDere #IRunAndKlimeInFwijWeneberMamaOpenFwij #ButDenIGetSkooped #NoFair #SheMakedMeWait #ButDenIGottedHam

Closeup of Figgy as he looks up at the camera with big innocent - yet wild - eyes.

In da nite
In da dark
Figgy wakes
He gets up

As we sleeps
He go runs
On da weel
Long long time

Bak to bed
Figgy gos
We alls waked
Fwom da noyz

#SillyFiggy #NiteIsForSleeps #NiteNotForRuns #HeLuvsDaWeel #AtLeastHeNotSingDisTime #HeLikesSingingLoudBeforWeelRunSumtimes

Action shot of Cheddar as he rolls around atop a grey carpet on the front step. He is on his left side, and his legs and left arm are sprawled. His right arm is bent back slightly and his head is tilted back. He has a happy expression on his face.

I's waited monffs
It felt like years
But finally
Da spwing is heers

Da sunbeam shine
All warm it be
I roll awound
All happyly

#CheddarPoetry #Happys #WarryerPaynt #DaPayntBeryDwyTho #ItAllFallOff #DatOkCuzIStillGotSum #SunbeamBwiteAndWarm #IMakeOutsidePee #PoopyNotReddy

Cheddar sleeps and cuddles close on top of a beige blanket.

I not noes why
I not noes how
But mama's hed
Makes her go ow

Go bak to bed
I cuddles her
I halp her heel
Wif majik purr

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #IMakesShurFiggyBeGoodToo #CuddleAndPurrMeddysin #IStaysCloseToMamaTilSheBetter

Figgy sits and looks up at the camera with big eyes and a blep. He is wearing a rainbow tie.

Happy bird day, Figgy!
Today yoo's turning fwee.
Eben tho yoo liddle
Dat be good age to be

Yoo's da bestest brudder
I asked for yoo for years
And tho yoo sumtimes bug me
I happy dat yoo's heers

#CheddarPoetry #BirdieDay #FiggyBe3Now #ILuvsHimLots #ItStillHardToShareMamaWifHim

Figgy stands next to a box, and his front paws are on the top flap. He is looking back towards the camera and his mouth is partially open as he complains.

Mama ses dat we be spoyled
And too much toys we got
Den she puts sum in a boks
Cuz play wif dem we not

I komplain and Figgy too
Cuz dey belongs to us
Figgy twies to take fwom boks
He cwies and makes a fuss

#CheddarPoetry #MamaKleenOurToysToo #DeyNotDirtyTho #OurToysBeAllOurs

Cheddar smells a piece of egg salad sandwich being held in his mama's hand.

In blanky, I be sleeping
Wen I smells a yum
I go to da kichin
Cuz it shud go in tum

Da mama gots a sammich
She twy to hide fwom me!
I makes shur she shares
Cuz dat's how it shud be

#CheddarPoetry #EggySammich #NummyInTummy #SockyComeToo #IMakesShurMamaShares #SheTwyEatWifoutMe

A closeup of Figgy. He has a happy and proud expression on his face.

Dis be silly Figgy
In litterboks he dug
Den into mama's room
His bum, he dwag on wug

Mama see him do dis
She skweeks as he be done
Den da Figgy giggled
And out da room he run

#CheddarPoetry #FiggysBumbumNotPoopyButHeStillWipeItOnWug #HeFinkItFunny #IFinksItGoodTwik #INotDoDat

I not has yet.

Cheddar Lies on the roof of a wooden cat house/bed that's painted like a watermelon. He is looking towards the camera as Figgy, sitting on the floor, looks up at Cheddar.

Atop da watermelly hous
I finds myself a spot
Figgy comes, he has admire
Cuz up heer he be not

He finks of coming up to share
But den he change his mind
He go play on sofa
Wif a mousie dat he find

#CheddarPoetry #WatermellyHous #MamaPayntedDaHous #WeHalped #IHasNappyDere

Figgy gwab
And Figgy growl
He twies to take da tweat

Silly Fig
Wif cwayzee eyes
Da wapper not for eat!

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #LikkyToob #HeTwyBeFearse #DisDaOnlyTimeHeEberGrowls #HeTwyToEatWapper #DatNotForEats

Cheddar sits and poses cute while wearing blue fluffy bunny ears.

I's a bunny
Blu fluff ears
I hoppy hop
Make eggs fwom rears

I bwings baskit
Chokwit full
I maked it all
Fwom bumbum hole

#CheddarPoetry #Easter #Bunny #DatNotChokwit #ItATwik #NoEatsIt #FiggySingsOpOpOp #MyEyeFeelingALiddleBetter #IStillTakingCareOfMama #SheStillLotsSad

Cheddar peeks out from under a blanket and hisses. His left eye is slightly squinted.

My eye be sor
A gwump I be
Da mama cuddles
All for me

Da Figgy comes
I will not share
I hiss and gwowl
Cuz he be dere

#CheddarPoetry #INeedCuddles #INeedMama #INotWantsToShare #MyEyeBeSor

Socky, on the left, and Cheddar, on the right, eat from a tub of Temptations treats. Their foreheads are touching, and Cheddar's face is inside the tub.

Me and Socky share so nice
Fwom tub dats filled wif tweats
We no hits and we no gwowls
We boff politely eats

We take turns, firs her den me
We eats dem one by one
Den da mama close da tub
And wooens all da fun

#CheddarPoetry #WeHalpingMama #WeShare #SockySesSheOnlyEatsTweatsNow

Closeup of Figgy as he sits in a narrow space between the back of the sofa and the wall. He is looking upwards, slightly to the left, with big eyes and a curious expression.

Mama moobs da sofa
And Figgy jump behind
Dere, wif dusty bunnys
His losted balls he find

I come spy da Figgy
I makes shur he ok
Den he climeys out
I chase and we go play

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #LostedBalls #FiggyNotCudGetDemOut #HeSingHappySong #HeForgetAboutBallsRiteAfter

Cheddar lies on the floor, looking up at the camera at a slightly upside-down angle. His mouth is slightly open, making it look like he's telling a story.

Dere's a poopy on da stair
On da stair

Dere's a poopy on da stair
On da stair

Dere's a poopy on da stair
Mama skweeks why is it dere???

Dere's a poopy on da stair
On da stair

#CheddarPoetry #ApwilPoos #DatNotChokwit #INotPutItDere #SumbuddyDwoppedIt #ItGoodTwikTho

Sumtimes my mama lets da vakoom out and dat noyzee but it yooshly kwiet cuz mama not likes noyz.

Cheddar is on the floor, on his side, with his ear tucked under his head. He is reaching towards the camera with his paw, causing a motion blur. His eyes are big and wild.

In a boks, I finds sum nip
I gwabs it fast, I go on twip
I gets all wild, I roll and flip
Den up I jumps, away I zip

#CheddarPoetry #Catnip #Nip #IMaybeAttaktDaCamraToo #FiggyWachItAll #WeWesslesAfter

Action shot as Figgy, to the left, runs up the steps to go back inside. Cheddar is sitting to the right, facing towards Figgy. The ground is covered in snow.

It sno agen
I wants to see!
Da Fig comes too
He runs to twee

A maggy pi
Wants Fig as snak
He skwaks all loud
Da Fig runs bak

I RAWRR out loud
Dey fly away
Den I makes shur
Dat Fig ok

#CheddarPoetry #BadBadMaggyPi #INotSkared #FiggySkared #ItColdOutside #IWantsDaWarmAndGweenBak

Cheddar sits low to the floor, with an innocent expression on his face.

I always pee on pee pad
Cuz peed pad ware I pee
Wen mama wash da flor
It not ware it shud be

I still pee in pee spot
Tho pee pad not be dere
Mama turns and sees
And den she pulls her hair

#CheddarPoetry #IOnlyPeeOnPeePad #IMakedYalloPuddilOnFlor #MamaSawed #INotGetInTrubble

Mama not tell her. I not shur why she not tell her.

ya. she gots paynts and bwushes.

i can sees out window but window not dor.

She keep saying it too cold.