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Posts by Ella B. (we/she/her)

Plastic action figure of Skeletor (from 1981) with a yellow skull face under a dark blue hood, muscular blue body, and purple armor, holding a blue sword. A small red dragon-like creature’s open mouth appears over the figure’s shoulder, chained to the chest.

Plastic action figure of Skeletor (from 1981) with a yellow skull face under a dark blue hood, muscular blue body, and purple armor, holding a blue sword. A small red dragon-like creature’s open mouth appears over the figure’s shoulder, chained to the chest.

Man, this toy was the best. I wish I still had it.

4 hours ago 1 0 0 0

I got into a fight with a headband today. I lost.

I was driving and fiddled with it at a traffic light. It got knotted in my hair. I ended up ripping it out, slowly, along with A LOT of hair.

I don’t have a lot of hair left on my head. Now there’s even less.

2 days ago 2 0 1 0

Unpopular Opinion: I hate that we’re flying to the Moon.

With the current regime, rising consumer prices for food & fuel, the ongoing war in Iran where we’re attacking civilian targets and centers of science, this trip to the Moon is just a manufactured patriotic moment meant to distract.

Fuck it.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

I know that super short form videos are bad for our brains, but without FB Reels, I’d have never heard this bangin’ song. When I feel like shit, I just sing the chorus over and over again.

https://youtu.be/x-FLnQrUGTc?si=bb21tCNKYyhnaiSL

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
Vintage color photo of a young child sitting on the lap of a person in a large, white, terrifying Easter Bunny costume, surrounded by hanging balloons and bright patterned decorations; the child looks slightly uneasy, to put it mildly.

Vintage color photo of a young child sitting on the lap of a person in a large, white, terrifying Easter Bunny costume, surrounded by hanging balloons and bright patterned decorations; the child looks slightly uneasy, to put it mildly.

Anyone else have a childhood photo with a terrifying Easter Bunny? Show ‘em if ya got ‘em!

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Oooooo! My house does that, too. I usually just roll over and accept that I’m going to be murdered because it beats getting outta my warm, comfy bed to investigate.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Post is dated April 2nd, so probably not April Fools?

But seriously, Outlook? We’re trying to send people around the moon using Microsoft apps?

To quote the great prophet Gir, “ doom doom doom doom DOOM doom DOOM DOOM…”

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
Teal graphic showing a silhouette of a human head filled with interlocking gears, symbolizing the brain. White text reads, “Bipolar is a condition, not an adjective. World Bipolar Day, March 30.”

Teal graphic showing a silhouette of a human head filled with interlocking gears, symbolizing the brain. White text reads, “Bipolar is a condition, not an adjective. World Bipolar Day, March 30.”

I correct people on this all the time. Also, my disorder is not your punchline.

#worldbipolarday

3 weeks ago 3 1 0 1

Super cute and perfect for summer!

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Thank you!

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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Hon, ain’t a single thing wrong that a new pair of cute summer sandals can’t fix.

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

And her fucking insurance would only approve the surgery as outpatient.

She will have an incision from her sternum to her belly button.

Fucking outrageous.

For-profit healthcare should be criminal.

#healthcareforall #healthcareisahumanright

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

It was only discovered because she was applying for a new job and they wouldn’t sign off on her physical unless she got it checked out.

Thankfully, she’s having it removed on Monday, along with a likely complete hysterectomy.

She’s 39.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

I have a friend who discovered she has a 12 INCH TUMOR in her abdomen. Her doc kept telling her she was just fat and prescribed WL drugs for over a year with no further investigation when her abdomen didn’t decrease.

I’m so fucking angry right now.

1 month ago 0 0 2 0

I’m related to Ponce de Leon.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

One was a barber/hairdresser. The other operated some kind of large mining/refining machine at US Gypsum.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
Drawing of a female stick figure wearing a blue shirt. The text says,
I AM MORE THAN
 A CHRONIC CONDITION
 I AM ALSO
 REALLY WEIRD.
 @twisteddoodles

Drawing of a female stick figure wearing a blue shirt. The text says, I AM MORE THAN A CHRONIC CONDITION I AM ALSO REALLY WEIRD. @twisteddoodles

True.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
existennialmemes 'S O
 Feb 1, 2025
 ...
 Bears get to hibernate. Butterflies get a
 chrysalis. What do I get? Joint pain and fascism.
 I would like to file a Formal Complaint.

existennialmemes 'S O Feb 1, 2025 ... Bears get to hibernate. Butterflies get a chrysalis. What do I get? Joint pain and fascism. I would like to file a Formal Complaint.

Where can I get a complaint form?

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Graphic with a red gradient background. Along the right edge is a close-up of an orange-and-white cat, showing soft tabby fur, a pink nose, long white whiskers, and alert eyes facing the viewer. The cat appears calm and curious. There is text reading “Happy Valentine’s Day!” and two red heart-shaped jewel icons in the lower right corner.

Graphic with a red gradient background. Along the right edge is a close-up of an orange-and-white cat, showing soft tabby fur, a pink nose, long white whiskers, and alert eyes facing the viewer. The cat appears calm and curious. There is text reading “Happy Valentine’s Day!” and two red heart-shaped jewel icons in the lower right corner.

HVD!

#catsofbluesky #orangecats #tabbycats #mrsugarpaws #everydayisCaturday #MyDarlingMyDearMyPreciousMySweet

2 months ago 3 0 0 0

Those frames look amazing!

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Ugh.

That is all.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
Adriel Rose
 @adriel_rose
 I think MyChart should have a section where the
 patient gets to put notes in about every
 appointment they have with a provider too.

Adriel Rose @adriel_rose I think MyChart should have a section where the patient gets to put notes in about every appointment they have with a provider too.

Agreed. I *definitely* have some things I’d like to say on the record about my new PCP.

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Bad news does not improve with age.”

2 months ago 0 1 0 0

Recently bumped into someone who I hadn’t spoken to in nearly 20 years. Just light chit-chat, you know, a little catching up. As we were saying our goodbyes, he told me that I was the best manager he’s ever had. 🥹

I love that, even if my Imposter Syndrome is telling me he was just being nice.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Agreed to act as a mentor to someone else in my profession.

Let me just say, Imposter Syndrome is real, even when — in your heart — you know you’re very good at what you do. 🥸

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Yes, but is it Drink Directly From the 2-liter With a Very Long Straw kind of day? Or are you mustering the strength to repeatedly lift that bad boy? If it’s the latter, count it as exercise! 🥳

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
A woman (Erin Parsons) with white hair and a pale face wearing extremely vibrant purple lipstick from Serge Lutens. She is holding several other makeup items in her hands.

A woman (Erin Parsons) with white hair and a pale face wearing extremely vibrant purple lipstick from Serge Lutens. She is holding several other makeup items in her hands.

How’s this for purple? It’s from Serge Lutens. 😁

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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A woman is seated indoors against a bright orange wall with a window to the right, showing tree branches outside. She is wearing dark clothing with a hint of a red patterned shirt underneath. She’s smiling and wearing bold, red lipstick. Text at the bottom of the image is the name of the lipstick shade, “Bésame VICTORY RED 1941.”

A woman is seated indoors against a bright orange wall with a window to the right, showing tree branches outside. She is wearing dark clothing with a hint of a red patterned shirt underneath. She’s smiling and wearing bold, red lipstick. Text at the bottom of the image is the name of the lipstick shade, “Bésame VICTORY RED 1941.”

I don’t wear makeup, except for lipstick. Lipstick makes me feel powerful.

This is my current favorite shade, Bésame VICTORY RED 1941.

Red lipstick is also a sign of being a member of the Resistance.

Fuck fascism. 💋

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
Orange and white tabby cat stretched out on a very large cardboard box. The box is labelled “Litter-Robot,” and the cat is looking at the camera.

Orange and white tabby cat stretched out on a very large cardboard box. The box is labelled “Litter-Robot,” and the cat is looking at the camera.

Mr. Sugar Paws, chillin’ on the new litter-robot.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

FWIW, investing in good quality lipstick is totally worth it. Though cheaper cosmetics can be fun to experiment with, you have to reapply them *constantly* to maintain color.

Lip stains are also pretty bitchin’ and available in lots of colors.

Have fun! 💋💋💋

2 months ago 1 0 1 0