Plastic action figure of Skeletor (from 1981) with a yellow skull face under a dark blue hood, muscular blue body, and purple armor, holding a blue sword. A small red dragon-like creature’s open mouth appears over the figure’s shoulder, chained to the chest.
Man, this toy was the best. I wish I still had it.
I got into a fight with a headband today. I lost.
I was driving and fiddled with it at a traffic light. It got knotted in my hair. I ended up ripping it out, slowly, along with A LOT of hair.
I don’t have a lot of hair left on my head. Now there’s even less.
Unpopular Opinion: I hate that we’re flying to the Moon.
With the current regime, rising consumer prices for food & fuel, the ongoing war in Iran where we’re attacking civilian targets and centers of science, this trip to the Moon is just a manufactured patriotic moment meant to distract.
Fuck it.
I know that super short form videos are bad for our brains, but without FB Reels, I’d have never heard this bangin’ song. When I feel like shit, I just sing the chorus over and over again.
https://youtu.be/x-FLnQrUGTc?si=bb21tCNKYyhnaiSL
Vintage color photo of a young child sitting on the lap of a person in a large, white, terrifying Easter Bunny costume, surrounded by hanging balloons and bright patterned decorations; the child looks slightly uneasy, to put it mildly.
Anyone else have a childhood photo with a terrifying Easter Bunny? Show ‘em if ya got ‘em!
Oooooo! My house does that, too. I usually just roll over and accept that I’m going to be murdered because it beats getting outta my warm, comfy bed to investigate.
Post is dated April 2nd, so probably not April Fools?
But seriously, Outlook? We’re trying to send people around the moon using Microsoft apps?
To quote the great prophet Gir, “ doom doom doom doom DOOM doom DOOM DOOM…”
Teal graphic showing a silhouette of a human head filled with interlocking gears, symbolizing the brain. White text reads, “Bipolar is a condition, not an adjective. World Bipolar Day, March 30.”
I correct people on this all the time. Also, my disorder is not your punchline.
#worldbipolarday
Super cute and perfect for summer!
Thank you!
Hon, ain’t a single thing wrong that a new pair of cute summer sandals can’t fix.
And her fucking insurance would only approve the surgery as outpatient.
She will have an incision from her sternum to her belly button.
Fucking outrageous.
For-profit healthcare should be criminal.
#healthcareforall #healthcareisahumanright
It was only discovered because she was applying for a new job and they wouldn’t sign off on her physical unless she got it checked out.
Thankfully, she’s having it removed on Monday, along with a likely complete hysterectomy.
She’s 39.
I have a friend who discovered she has a 12 INCH TUMOR in her abdomen. Her doc kept telling her she was just fat and prescribed WL drugs for over a year with no further investigation when her abdomen didn’t decrease.
I’m so fucking angry right now.
I’m related to Ponce de Leon.
One was a barber/hairdresser. The other operated some kind of large mining/refining machine at US Gypsum.
Drawing of a female stick figure wearing a blue shirt. The text says, I AM MORE THAN A CHRONIC CONDITION I AM ALSO REALLY WEIRD. @twisteddoodles
True.
existennialmemes 'S O Feb 1, 2025 ... Bears get to hibernate. Butterflies get a chrysalis. What do I get? Joint pain and fascism. I would like to file a Formal Complaint.
Where can I get a complaint form?
#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness
Graphic with a red gradient background. Along the right edge is a close-up of an orange-and-white cat, showing soft tabby fur, a pink nose, long white whiskers, and alert eyes facing the viewer. The cat appears calm and curious. There is text reading “Happy Valentine’s Day!” and two red heart-shaped jewel icons in the lower right corner.
HVD!
#catsofbluesky #orangecats #tabbycats #mrsugarpaws #everydayisCaturday #MyDarlingMyDearMyPreciousMySweet
Those frames look amazing!
Ugh.
That is all.
Adriel Rose @adriel_rose I think MyChart should have a section where the patient gets to put notes in about every appointment they have with a provider too.
Agreed. I *definitely* have some things I’d like to say on the record about my new PCP.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Bad news does not improve with age.”
Recently bumped into someone who I hadn’t spoken to in nearly 20 years. Just light chit-chat, you know, a little catching up. As we were saying our goodbyes, he told me that I was the best manager he’s ever had. 🥹
I love that, even if my Imposter Syndrome is telling me he was just being nice.
Agreed to act as a mentor to someone else in my profession.
Let me just say, Imposter Syndrome is real, even when — in your heart — you know you’re very good at what you do. 🥸
Yes, but is it Drink Directly From the 2-liter With a Very Long Straw kind of day? Or are you mustering the strength to repeatedly lift that bad boy? If it’s the latter, count it as exercise! 🥳
A woman (Erin Parsons) with white hair and a pale face wearing extremely vibrant purple lipstick from Serge Lutens. She is holding several other makeup items in her hands.
How’s this for purple? It’s from Serge Lutens. 😁
A woman is seated indoors against a bright orange wall with a window to the right, showing tree branches outside. She is wearing dark clothing with a hint of a red patterned shirt underneath. She’s smiling and wearing bold, red lipstick. Text at the bottom of the image is the name of the lipstick shade, “Bésame VICTORY RED 1941.”
I don’t wear makeup, except for lipstick. Lipstick makes me feel powerful.
This is my current favorite shade, Bésame VICTORY RED 1941.
Red lipstick is also a sign of being a member of the Resistance.
Fuck fascism. 💋
Orange and white tabby cat stretched out on a very large cardboard box. The box is labelled “Litter-Robot,” and the cat is looking at the camera.
Mr. Sugar Paws, chillin’ on the new litter-robot.
FWIW, investing in good quality lipstick is totally worth it. Though cheaper cosmetics can be fun to experiment with, you have to reapply them *constantly* to maintain color.
Lip stains are also pretty bitchin’ and available in lots of colors.
Have fun! 💋💋💋