A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.
“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
NASA astronaut and Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman took this picture of Earth from the Orion spacecraft's window on April 2, 2026, after completing the translunar injection burn.
Lot of recalled products down there.
Alan Moore on now.
In my heart, you’re all fools. Today is your Super Bowl.
haha i just did the best april fools joke on all my friends
lol april fools i don’t have any friends lmao
Columbo Origins: The Rise of One More Thing
If you’ve ever said “EWWWW” out loud when you saw a Cybertruck in real life…we’re already friends, you just don’t know it yet.
Two orange stress balls covered in black mesh, each has a prominent black knob. They look like boobs.
Timeline cleanse
My wife left me today over my obsession with Bob Marley. Worst thing is, she's also taken the satellite dish with her.
and here I am. No woman, no Sky.
I'm not falling for that.
Again.
[Reba voice] 🎶said here’s your one chance hentai don’t let me dowwwwwwn🎶
Posting a picture of Tom Savini every day until I forget challenge #horrorsky
Stand up tall
And paw da dor
I looky out
Den paw sum mor
I wants out
But tolded no
I paw and paw
But not I go
Dor stays closed
It mokky me
I has a pout
Cuz in I be
#CheddarPoetry #PawPawPawDaDor #NoFair #MamaSesItNotNiceOut #IWantsToSeeMyself #FiggyWachButNotHalps
This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers
Saturday night Poe-a-thon continues! #NowWatching Tales of Terror (1962) #horrorsky
Are you telling me the guy who bought a whole ass beauty pageant to be able to creep on teen girls in their underwear, and bragged about it, is a pedophile?
How dare you disrespect the office of the President like this! I say good day. Good day indeed!
What if I continue being weird and off putting? What then?
Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.
Post an iconic horror movie image.
I hate to ask again, but my family is in financial peril - my bank account is at *zero*, I'm still unemployed after being fired for being trans, and I currently don't have SNAP.
Any amount you donate is immensely appreciated and will go toward food for my kids!
www.gofundme.com/f/support-da...
must be why her birth name was scarlet
golden hour peanut
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof 4 stars, Tormented 3, Wuthering Heights (1939) 4, The Devil's Hand 3½
It's still #LetterboxdFriday!
#LastFourWatched
i profiled comedian chris fleming whose new special is out tomorrow and who is a real delight to attempt to describe
www.vulture.com/article/chri...
DIANE
11:30 A.M.
FEBRUARY 24TH
ENTERING THE TOWN OF TWIN PEAKS
Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.
I need stores to understand that if they put products behind a locked case, I will not be buying that product from them
🎉Hooray! My anti-fascist, near-future dystopian YA novel, WE WERE THE CUCKOO BEES, is in the world! 🎉
It's FREE on KU. Try a few sample chapters: amzn.to/4r54pBN
Pick it up at @doylestownbookshop.bsky.social site and @barnesandnoble.com. Will be at both Doylestown stores soon.
Anti-fascists Rock!
Robin Williams on Trump in 2012: And he owns all these beauty pageants.
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
