Look, we all know she was American. Just say it.
"The 28-year-old tourist, whose nationality has not been disclosed, was spotted by police and quickly removed from the monument.... Her friends had dared her to touch Neptune’s genitals..." in a pre-wedding prank.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"
Christopher Walken says bugs bunny is one of his favorite actors he told Ben Stiller that "a lot of times i've played roles as if I was bugs bunny... but nobody knew"
dudes rock
Manspreading. 3x the space for 6 tiny men versus 10 hard-working award-winning women.
It's not just the placement. It's the Manspreading. 6 dandy nepotism baby-males occupy 3x as much space as 10 elite women athletes who worked hard every day of their lives.
Trump told you he’d run America like a business.
He is.
It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag.
Congratulations. You didn’t elect a president. You hired a liquidator.
When Harry Met Scalloped Potatoes.
Moonstruck Over My Hammy
DAMN, SON!
Reinventing how a thousand year old instrument is played!
I dated a creative modern classical composer-pianist like this about a decade ago. This energy permeates every part of their lives. I am not artistic myself, but I appreciate those who bring this art to our world.
There's nothing "insulting" or "disrespectful" about it, FFS. It's commerce.
Aren't you the Commerce Secretary? How do you not get that Canada has a right to choose who to buy booze from?
Raising tariffs, threatening breach of sovereignty, and committing Human Rights Violations make US a pariah.
#chronicillness
#disability
#COVID
IYKYK
"My cat hacked those medical records" defense fails:
Russell insisted that he didn’t know how his credentials had been used to run the searches. But he theorized that “potentially his cat had run across the keyboard and typed in those letters.”
law.justia.com/cases/federa...
It will be hilarious if RFK Jr needs the Dictatorship Posse to ride to his rescue because he couldn't handle an argument with AOC.
Celebrity Death match Jim Carrey v Mariah Carey, showing Mariah claymation figure in full glam dress and high heels, hair and makeup done, jewelry. Absolutely obliterated Jim Carrey, who is decapitated on the boxing ring floor.
History repeating itself.
Evil is the word. Not hyperbole. This is evil. And people who dream up plans like this are evil. Our country is run by literal villains. Just disgusting, cruel, selfish, hateful, evil assholes.
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker has signed an executive order banning state employees from using insider info to bet on prediction market apps like Kalshi and Polymarket, warning the unregulated boom “opens the door to insider trading and abuse.”
They follow the Stupid Person's Approach to Negotiations:
ask for 3 things, receive 1 in offer, agree to 2.
They have no understanding of high-level negotiations where there are nuances to each demand.
They gauge success by how many issues they "win", not how the deal will function.
Idiots.
I don't think we have a real solution as to how or where to house trans prisoners.
A trans woman would likely still receive some abuse from women prisoners & guards in the women's prison.
Also, segregating her from other prisoners is not an answer because it is not fair to deny human interaction.
So . . . Freedom of Speech for Americans stops at the U.S. border? Interesting.
“I can’t believe what you say because I see what you do.” — James Baldwin
So jealous of you Illinois folks today. Outlawing book bans is a hell of a step forward.
Not off to a great start
I guess walking halfway across this country in protest really develops those thigh muscles, huh? In case any of you needed another reason to head out to protest in the current environment.
It already does. They are putting the finishing touches on the opening ceremony.
The bestest at crime. Nobody is better at grifting. You will be amazed at how much bigger his crimes are than everyone else's. Bigly.
ICYMI — new HUNGARY 🇭🇺 PM Magyar says Netanyahu will be arrested if he goes to Hungary
Lovely Bird Songs 🎶
Translation:
This deal is about to be exactly like the JCPOA, minus Obama’s signature
