Hahaha! That is true! 🤙

It’s such a track!

I don’t understand why anyone would want to learn to do this, but learn it I shall.

#calisthenics #lsit #tentfingers #FitnessSky

Fuck. I look *jacked*.

#calisthenics #FitnessSky #sorrynotsorry

Need to even out those tan lines.

#calisthenics #humanflag #FitnessSky

It's been months since I've had this bar out of the garage. I had to learn how to set it up and use it all over again.

#calisthenics #FitnessSky #muscleup

It’s a different kind of flex.

#calisthenics #lsit #FitnessSky #flexfriday

It’s that tight horn section backing him up, echoing his every lyric. They don’t make bands with horn sections like that anymore.

I just love the image of Melania walking back into the residence yesterday after her address and being, like, “Right, that’s that all taken care of!”

Planche overbalance entry, unlocked

#calisthenics #planche #FitnessSky

image from inside Artemis II text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.

I’m not crying, you’re crying. #shrinking

Iran Tightens Its Grip on Hormuz Despite Cease-Fire — The Wall Street Journal Trump demanded opening the strait. Tehran’s Revolutionary Guard is limiting ship traffic and charging tolls

Ok, so let’s be 100% clear on this: Iran won.

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[alt text by NASA] The Moon, seen here backlit by the Sun during a solar eclipse on April 6, 2026, is photographed by one of the cameras on the Orion spacecraft’s solar array wings. Orion is visible in the foreground on the left. Earth is reflecting sunlight at the left edge of the Moon, which is slightly brighter than the rest of the disk. The bright spot visible just below the Moon’s bottom right edge is Saturn. Beyond that, the bright spot at the right edge of the image is Mars. Credit: NASA

Whoa 🤯

The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

These are the same people who, when they see a car up ahead blocking their lane, instead of slowing down and waiting for it to clear, speed right up to it before slamming on the brakes and blasting their horn.

The organisers have lost all trust and credibility, it’s a total clusterfuck entirely of their own making. Whether you agree or disagree with banning him (I agree, for the record), it’s been clear for days that he wouldn’t be allowed to perform.

Wireless Festival cancelled after government stops Kanye West entering UK The rapper, due to headline the London festival in July, has been criticised for a series of antisemitic and pro-Nazi comments.

This feels like a massive, flouncing toy throw from the organisers of Wireless.

Why did they book him in the first place? Why didn’t they get the message when sponsors dropped out? Why didnt they start making contingencies when it started to become apparent he might not be allowed in?

Hip hip hip hooray.

#calisthenics #abs #FitnessSky

It’s funny because I look at pictures of myself doing this and I’m still not sure it’s actually physically possible.

#calisthenics #planche #fitnesssky

Happy First Contact Day! #StarTrek

On the downside, he might actually start WWIII, on the upside, it puts us right on timeline to develop warp drive in 2063 #startrek

There is no ceiling.

#handstand #calisthenics #fitnesssky

Trump warns he’ll ‘reign down hell’ in 48 hours unless Iran opens Strait of Hormuz President’s latest threat against the Iranian regime comes as the search for a missing U.S. fighter pilot continues after an F-15 was shot down

Aobther day, another deadline. TACO.

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I work for Sky, so we have *literally* every channel and every streaming service that is available in the UK. Including HBO Max and one that only shows reality shows.

Yet despite this my wife only ever looks at the first 5 channels before announcing that there’s nothing on TV.

Marmalade to be rebranded in post-Brexit food deal The breakfast favourite will be legally renamed when Britain aligns with new EU labelling rules.

Can’t wait for the gammons to get hold of this and skip right past the line, “It is a product of British lobbying in the 1970s”

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Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

Can’t wait to be able to get outside again, that ceiling is distracting!

#calisthenics #handstand #fitnesssky

I still vividly remember the sense of confusion and betrayal that I felt when I discovered that Hoover also made washing machines

We are Go for launch. Full Send. #ArtemisII

Listening to my 10 year old talk about her latest #AdoptMe trade and realising how I must sound to my wife when I give her a detailed playback of my round of golf.