Screenshot of ao3 page that says: Sorry (Not Sorry) to Intrude red_right_ankle Summary: Ed is very much looking forward to Stede's return after two weeks away from the inn. He has big, important plans! But those don't always work out quite right, do they?

Screenshot of ao3 page: Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward TeachStede Bonnet, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Innkeeper Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Innkeeper Stede Bonnet, Anal Sex, Cock Blocked, Interrupted Mid-Bang, Positive Self-Reflection on Weight Gain, Podfic Welcome Language: English Collections: OFMD Whoops Weekend 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-10-29 Words: 3,834 Chapters: 1/1

I am so glad to finally have this to share!

A very late entry for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend day 1 (lol) in which Ed and Stede are disturbed in the night! It’s silly!

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/73297881

Ed thinks he’s maybe never been fucked so well in his life. Or would think that, if he had the capacity to string a complete thought together, if he weren’t inhabiting some other plane of existence while simultaneously lying sprawled across the bed in a puddle of his own fluids. They’re going to have to change the sheets, maybe the whole mattress too, except not right now because Ed has so fully melted into it that he and the mattress are basically one being. If he was aware of the existence of his arms and legs, he’d assume they’re probably still splayed out in whatever arrangement he landed in when Stede was finally done with him.

There's no apologizing in #OFMDWhoopsWeekend, not even for showing up unfashionably late to the party with something 100% ridiculous

(tags: aftercare, brief medical concern, no this didn't happen to me why would you ask that???)

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Yay, we love to hear it!!!!

Ed and Stede meet on a charity climb of Mount Kilimanjaro. Things do not go as planned...
archiveofourown.org/works/725798...

#OFMDwhumptober
Also for #OFMDKinktober and #OFMDWhoopsWeekend 🤭

Theirs had been a fraught courtship, but finally, Ned had Izzy Hands in his bed. Had his own hands on worn skin, hardened by the sea but unmarred by a lifetime being a cut above the swordsmen foolish enough to challenge him.

#fiddlehands #nedlow #izzyhands #ofmd #📜 #OFMDWhoopsWeekend

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CONFIRMING THIS FEELING

Thank you so much to everybody who participated in #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Please keep filling prompts and adding to the AO3 collection to your heart’s content! Use the hashtag or tag us and we’ll keep sharing! Delayed gratification is right on theme 😌

Quick ficlet to wrap up the weekend for "sexual dysfunction" 'cause I've been thinking about GentleScribe again

Bit of failed kink exploration: Modern AU EdIzzy archiveofourown.org/works/57612226

And another fic in the same universe where Ed and Stede are interrupted and Lucius has to step in - archiveofourown.org/works/50369200

Coming back to suggest some older fics that fit "interrupted in the act" - Under the Desk - Modern AU where Stede and Lucius are interrupted while Stede and Lucius are having some in-office hook up fun - archiveofourown.org/works/50304724

So I’m 2 hours early in my time zone, but… My contribution to Day 4 of @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social is now up! And I’m so sorry for the torture you’ll endure 😂 I’m also not used to writing with just 1 character for sexy scene, hence being rather short. Enjoy 🤣

archiveofourown.org/works/72790261

Square turquoise graphic with a header featuring alternating droplets and eggplant emojis with an image of a figure falling down and hitting their ass. text that says: Day 4 Sticky, failed kink exploration, slurp! and leaky, sexual dysfunction, thud!

Happy 4th and final day of #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Here’s your final prompt list, reply with existing works, quote post with new things!

If you’ve made anything that fits into the general spirit of this event but not any of the specific prompts we’d love to see that today too!

Have a great time!

And then there's: archiveofourown.org/works/50347054 - A Friend Indeed - Also Modern AU, not the same series, Gentlescribe, where Stede learns about the necessity of flared bases and that he has a very good friend in Lucius.

Oooh, I have a couple fics that fit this one:
archiveofourown.org/works/64330594 - Miss - Modern AU Stizzy (Steddyhands), where things go a bit wrong the first time Izzy goes down on Stede (Explicit. 1k words.)

Oh definitely feel free to reply to Friday’s prompt post with the links if you feel like it! There’s no time limit for sharing!!

I have written a deeply silly 3.1k fic for the medical emergency prompt! In which Ed and Stede meet-cute in the ER after each getting into their own sexual predicaments... people who care about medical accuracy DNI 😌 #OFMDWhoopsWeekend
archiveofourown.org/works/72768521

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "medical emergency" (Stede pulls a hamstring, he's fine) because I love a Stede Sex Incident

I've got a drabble for medical emergency today, inspired by the replies to my post here: bsky.app/profile/cann... 😆

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend

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Happy #OFMDWhoopsWeekend Day 3! Lots of potential for things to go a little sideways in today’s prompts, praying for everybody in your fills for the day 😏

Reply with links to existing works, quote repost for new stuff!! Have fun!!

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Squeaking in under the wire with today's #OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "property damage"

Don't forget to tag us if you make an OFMD rare ship work for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend! 🍆💦

@ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social

(And any other events! Mod Pez keeps an eye out but we do miss stuff 🏴‍☠️💕💖)

She's here! The premature ejaculation fic you didn't know you needed in your life.

Innkeepers era | Ed/Stede | Explicit | 8.5k words.

Written for the "accidental bodily function" prompt.

archiveofourown.org/works/72682556

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend #OFMDFic #OFMDnsfw

we honkin’!

clown fic for youuuuuu

archiveofourown.org/works/72692586

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🗣️ If you’re having any trouble adding your creations to the AO3 collection (OFMDWhoopsWeekend2025) don’t hesitate to tag us here to let us know/DM @cannibalxing.bsky.social!

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

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Square turquoise graphic with a header featuring alternating droplets and eggplant emojis with a speech bubble that says OOPS! And text that says: Day 2 Device, property damage, and honk! and robot, accidental bodily function, and whir!

Happy Day 2 of #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Who is the most mortified by some unintentional gas? What’s that honking?!

Can’t wait to find out!

Reply with existing works and quote post with your new stuff, have the best time!

A very silly little drabble for Day 1

archiveofourown.org/works/72672021

So very excited to be posting a fic for this fun challenge! 💜💙

Ed and Stede are back at it again in a direct sequel to Front of House. Only this time, they're not so lucky with the whole front door situation...

archiveofourown.org/works/72662416

Wrote a quick thing for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend with my small village romance boys🥰 Day 1: Interrupted in the act

Ed and Stede are moving together!!♥️

archiveofourown.org/works/72661331

#ofmdfic