Screenshot of ao3 page that says: Sorry (Not Sorry) to Intrude red_right_ankle Summary: Ed is very much looking forward to Stede's return after two weeks away from the inn. He has big, important plans! But those don't always work out quite right, do they?

Screenshot of ao3 page: Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward TeachStede Bonnet, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Innkeeper Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Innkeeper Stede Bonnet, Anal Sex, Cock Blocked, Interrupted Mid-Bang, Positive Self-Reflection on Weight Gain, Podfic Welcome Language: English Collections: OFMD Whoops Weekend 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-10-29 Words: 3,834 Chapters: 1/1

I am so glad to finally have this to share!

A very late entry for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend day 1 (lol) in which Ed and Stede are disturbed in the night! It’s silly!

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/73297881

👀 - snake_necklace - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Still challenging people to bring back #FicRecFriday, if you see this, post one! ❤️

This week, I'd like to shout out 👀 @alimasin.bsky.social, short, sweet, hilarious for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend #OFMDfic

archiveofourown.org/works/72953496

Now on ao3, and make sure you check out the rest of the #OFMDWhoopsWeekend collection too!

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

Ed thinks he’s maybe never been fucked so well in his life. Or would think that, if he had the capacity to string a complete thought together, if he weren’t inhabiting some other plane of existence while simultaneously lying sprawled across the bed in a puddle of his own fluids. They’re going to have to change the sheets, maybe the whole mattress too, except not right now because Ed has so fully melted into it that he and the mattress are basically one being. If he was aware of the existence of his arms and legs, he’d assume they’re probably still splayed out in whatever arrangement he landed in when Stede was finally done with him.

There's no apologizing in #OFMDWhoopsWeekend, not even for showing up unfashionably late to the party with something 100% ridiculous

(tags: aftercare, brief medical concern, no this didn't happen to me why would you ask that???)

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Thank you so much to everybody who participated in #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Please keep filling prompts and adding to the AO3 collection to your heart’s content! Use the hashtag or tag us and we’ll keep sharing! Delayed gratification is right on theme 😌

Hmmm, the event's over but I just had a little idea that's at least #OFMDWhoopsWeekend -adjacent..... maybe I'll try to write it up tomorrow? 👀

Square turquoise graphic with a header featuring alternating droplets and eggplant emojis with an image of a figure falling down and hitting their ass. text that says: Day 4 Sticky, failed kink exploration, slurp! and leaky, sexual dysfunction, thud!

Happy 4th and final day of #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Here’s your final prompt list, reply with existing works, quote post with new things!

If you’ve made anything that fits into the general spirit of this event but not any of the specific prompts we’d love to see that today too!

Have a great time!

I have written a deeply silly 3.1k fic for the medical emergency prompt! In which Ed and Stede meet-cute in the ER after each getting into their own sexual predicaments... people who care about medical accuracy DNI 😌 #OFMDWhoopsWeekend
archiveofourown.org/works/72768521

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "medical emergency" (Stede pulls a hamstring, he's fine) because I love a Stede Sex Incident

I've got a drabble for medical emergency today, inspired by the replies to my post here: bsky.app/profile/cann... 😆

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend

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Happy #OFMDWhoopsWeekend Day 3! Lots of potential for things to go a little sideways in today’s prompts, praying for everybody in your fills for the day 😏

Reply with links to existing works, quote repost for new stuff!! Have fun!!

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Squeaking in under the wire with today's #OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "property damage"

Theirs had been a fraught courtship, but finally, Ned had Izzy Hands in his bed. Had his own hands on worn skin, hardened by the sea but unmarred by a lifetime being a cut above the swordsmen foolish enough to challenge him.

#fiddlehands #nedlow #izzyhands #ofmd #📜 #OFMDWhoopsWeekend

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Don't forget to tag us if you make an OFMD rare ship work for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend! 🍆💦

@ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social

(And any other events! Mod Pez keeps an eye out but we do miss stuff 🏴‍☠️💕💖)

She's here! The premature ejaculation fic you didn't know you needed in your life.

Innkeepers era | Ed/Stede | Explicit | 8.5k words.

Written for the "accidental bodily function" prompt.

archiveofourown.org/works/72682556

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend #OFMDFic #OFMDnsfw

Morning boost for the fic I wrote for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend 💜💙

#OfmdFic

Square turquoise graphic with a header featuring alternating droplets and eggplant emojis with a speech bubble that says OOPS! And text that says: Day 2 Device, property damage, and honk! and robot, accidental bodily function, and whir!

Happy Day 2 of #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Who is the most mortified by some unintentional gas? What’s that honking?!

Can’t wait to find out!

Reply with existing works and quote post with your new stuff, have the best time!

Wrote a quick thing for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend with my small village romance boys🥰 Day 1: Interrupted in the act

Ed and Stede are moving together!!♥️

archiveofourown.org/works/72661331

#ofmdfic

Bumping this silly little #OFMDWhoopsWeekend morsel before I forget out of sheer exhaustion 😅 ⬇️

Today's #OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "interrupted in the act"

Hi. Wrote something. It's very short. It has a very sleepy Ed.

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend

archiveofourown.org/works/71649946

Ed and Stede meet on a charity climb of Mount Kilimanjaro. Things do not go as planned...
archiveofourown.org/works/725798...

#OFMDwhumptober
Also for #OFMDKinktober and #OFMDWhoopsWeekend 🤭

Ehehe first into the collection! May I offer you An Infelicitous Interruption? This one is just a little guy! E rated, 1.4k. I hope it makes you giggle ❤️

archiveofourown.org/works/72636926

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard

I have a longer fic in the works for the first set of prompts but here’s a drabble for “fell asleep”

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend

Square turquoise graphic with a header featuring alternating droplets and eggplant emojis with a stamp on the middle that says FAILED, in purple writing it says DAY 1 with the prompts: urgent, interrupted, clang! and taste, fell asleep, hiss!

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!!

Quote repost with new fills! Reply with links to existing art! Fill one, some, or all of the prompts! Put your work in the AO3 collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/...

Have fun and let’s sexually frustrate some pirates this weekend and beyond!!

It’s Friday the 17th somewhere and one thing’s certain, we’re all about coming early!

The #OFMDWhoopsWeekend Collection is OPEN and READY FOR YOU WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT (aka please add fills to AO3 after prompts are shared here each day 😘!)

🔗: archiveofourown.org/collections/...

The reaction of Ed's body is instantaneous and damned near catastrophic. A sharp bolt of pressure hits him in the base of his spine. His stomach lurches and his balls draw up tight. No. Absolutely fucking not! He clamps a hand around the base of his cock in an effort to stem the orgasm threatening to tear through him. It helps a little, though he still feels as if he's teetering on the edge of a cliff; one stiff gust of wind will be enough to tip him into free-fall. Tears of frustration spring to Ed's eyes unbidden as he pulls out. Perhaps he can play it off as teasing, make a thing out of it. It could be sexy, maybe? He squeezes his eyes closed and bites down on his tongue, hoping that the pain will stave off the inevitable. It's no good, though. He's no longer teetering on that cliff edge. He's suspended in mid air, feet flailing against nothing, already well past the point of no return.

One last #wipwednesday snip before I let this loose for #ofmdwhoopsweekend

Cw: premature ejaculation

Happy #WipWednesday I finally got off my ass for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend day 1: interrupted in the act, and here’s a tiny snippet

I meant to #OFMDWhoopsWeekend not @ the account lol

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Two weeks to go until #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

If you've got boning blunders, interrupted intercourse, or screwed-up screwing WIP snippets to share, we'd love to see 'em!