I am convinced that every time a sock goes missing it comes back as a tupperware lid. #seenonateeshirt

Cartoon by @markdolk.bsky.social

I saw a disclaimer in an ebook the other day that said, 'This book is 100% human generated. I'd rather write a story that might have lumpy bits than generate a soulless, passionless, piece of crap." I'm thinking of adding something like that to my next book if I ever get around to writing it.

You can't ghost me. I grew up waiting 6-8 weeks for mail order cerreal toys. #seenonateeshirt

It’s official - VICTORY in Virginia as voters approve new redistricting plan with a 10-1 Democratic advantage

This could mean up to FOUR more seats for Dems in House this November

Mike Johnson, consider yourself on notice - the American people are about to FIRE you

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"This is an important thing to think about."

If they don't have the same rules for Donald Trump as they do Eric Swalwell, this isn't about accountability.
You may want to let them know this.

In a nutshell. 😊

Reading won't solve your problems, but neither will dusting. Choose wisely. #Seenonateeshirt

Be somebody who makes everybody feel like somebody #seenonateeshirt

Theiyr're--all you need #seenonateeshirt

Christian Nationalism is a Cult of Convenience

If at first you don't succeed, try 2 more times so that your failure is statistically significant #seenonateeshirt

Before you let your mind wander, make sure its equipped to be out on its own #seenonateeshirt

Don't be the reason I finally get my own episode of Snapped. #seenonateeshirt

I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made-up scenarios in my head that are stressing me out for no logical reason. #seenonateeshirt

I cannot find words to express my anger about this comment from Hegseth’s chief of staff, Ricky Buria: “President Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events,”

Right now, Chocolate is good for you and Romaine lettuce can kill you. I've waited for this moment all my life. #seenonateeshirt

Raised in one of those households, I was taught that absurdity.

Forcing yourself to smile when you are in a lousy mood can turn that mood around. #seenonateeshirt

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Melania Trump will not sue the author of the book that disclosed her involvement with Epstein?

Trump will not sue the victim that claimed he raped her when she was a minor.

To do so would mean discovery & Trump nor Melania want that.

WHAT ELSE DO PEOPLE NEED??

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Cartoon by
Robert Ariail

Home is any place you don;t have to wear pants. #seenonateeshirt

Where does an escaped self driving vehicle go to get those embarrassing bumper stickers removed?

If you Play a Country Song Backwards You get your truck back Your dog back and your girl back

A woman wearing a dress with pockets never fails to mention those pockets when you compliment her dress. #seenonateeshirt

Too funny!

morning

With the increase in self-driving vehicles, there will soon be a country song abuot how your truck left you, too. #seenonateeshirt