Railings in front of the sea. In the distance, just before the horizon, there are a couple of blobs surrounded by white fuzziness. The blobs are fishing boats. The fuzziness is a whole mass of birds. But you’ll have to take my word for this. The sky is grey. The picture is a washout in more ways than one.
We call these “rabbit pictures” in my household after some pictures my dad took, waiting for ages to take pictures apparently of empty scrubland, but which he insisted had rabbits all over it.
This is the same picture zoomed in on the boats and birds. There is a white wave breaking in the foreground. Further back, the boats look slightly more like boats and not just like blobs, but the birds still just look like white fuzziness. A bit like as if sea foam had accidentally come off the sea and was drifting slightly above it.
As my grandmother used to say when she’d told most of a joke and forgotten the punchline, “Well, you should have been there. You’d have roared.”
Now, I realise everyone else who has posted #WorstBirdPic s have actually posted pretty decent photos. However…this is a mass of gulls mobbing fishing boats and I’m posting it because it was amazing irl, but my iPad camera just wasn’t good enough to show it, so it’s hilariously terrible as a photo!