Look, we needed the money. #bJ4L

We also live in a false reality. Could the #MePhirst movement receive the Alex Jones bump like the Onion so we can get rid of some of these liberal jerks in the pit and get closer to Trey?

Could you imagine receiving oral sex in the pit at a #bJ4L show?

We know.

Ca-ca pee pee poo-poo warm, even? Do we have this group's sensibility and aesthetic under our thumb yet?

Do we get extra points on this score because it refers to the Disco Biscuits pit blow job incident of 2025?

So fucking handy and dandy at #phishbeefs we don't even have to shoot to score.

Or was he just being nice?

A real Ween fan would have said "piss warm".

If the hole is tight enough, it will stuff. #bJ4l #phishbeefs

Imagine?

Quadruple score by #phishbeefs via quadruple reach around shot. Win. Win. Win. Win.

Hope Paul reads you skeets and dunks us a good one. #phishbeef

1.0er listening to the Sphere run at work.

And Bowie.

In a better time we rolled joints with our hands and passed them around at the party but we share in that groove no longer. #MePhirst

That's what we were afraid of.

Happy holiday! Now clean this mess up before we all wind up in jail because our shit is still illegal and we are stepping on some pretty big toes. Don't want to cut the fed. in? Than you are going down harder than property values in the Emerald Triangle. Take that, American counterculture!

Have you any gifs where AI is used to depict Mr. Burns dressed as Owsley now that all of our patrons have left us in the red?

We know.

But wait, it gets worse, the president said Joe Rogan and RFK are in charge of psychedelics now. Let's all have a bad trip together while the world ends!? These jokes are as painful to us as they are to you. We are truly sorry we have to come here first thing on a holiday to make them. Kill us now.

If you plan to use psychedelic drugs they must have Joe Rogan's brand logo and packaging must include the king's stamp indicating all taxes have been paid in full. We just threw up in our mouths making this joke. Are we dying or actually having a bad trip? Mother, should we trust the government?

It's going to be okay, The President and Joe Rogan are here to hook you up with all the psychedelics you could ever desire. Ever get that feeling the shit's kicking in and it's going to be a bad trip? We are truly sorry for this joke. If you block us, we deserve it. Some things really aren't funny.

Man, I am such a "it's all a gravy at this point" guy that, while I make fun of a lot, I take every show like a gift.

BUT

As a guy that had a C FORBIN license plate through all the 90s, if I'd been chasing a Forbin then got one with no "shit ass" and no narration...I'd be looking to burn something

Unknown Phish fan, circa 2026

His Masersti does 185, I'm told.

My wife doesn’t like that I made it bedroom smell like the phish concert.

We know.

Drugs.

We know. @danbrogan.bsky.social. #phishbeefs