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This sort of thoughtful and intelligent discourse among #phans is ruining our brand. #phishbeefs #allbeefweek
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We thought we were going to win #phishbeefs but this one in the pork loafers has us beat.
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We just hitch a ride on the hatred. #phishbeefs #allbeefweek
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None looses the acquired taste for Phish like someone who's acquired a taste for Phish. #phishbeefs
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So tired of winning and winning and winning #phishbeefs but they keep handing us victory after victory after victory.
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We thought we might exploit these tendencies and make ourselves #1 #phan #inphluencers. You asked. #phishbeefs
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Anyone want to pretend they care about Neil Sedaka with us? #phishbeefs
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Don’t ask me about what life was like in 1.0 either
#phishbeefs
#beeflife
#noobeef
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Some of you wooks may be bad apples, but you smell like Durian
#beeflife
#phishbeefs
#stankyphans
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Tonight's A Song I Heard The Ocean Sing was the longest jam of the 5.0 era because 4.0 is the past. #phishbeefs
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Yes. We have to let our love/hate for the Phish from Vermont linger as we enter the 5.0 era. #phishbeefs
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Yes, you are correct. New Edition was playing while you were being conceived. This is where your love of boy bands began and has now come full circle and manifested in the ways you love Phish here on the bluesky platform. You win #phishbeefs trivia night now go clean your room.
::pops more pills::
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Our community values our opinion. Please advise. #phishbeefs
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Word is there's no shortage of #phan drama here on bluesky but more and more as time passes we just can't find any. Is the problem that we can't see it for some reason? Are the drama and entitlement people doing something so we are unable to view the drama? Have we won #phishbeefs? Feels that way.
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You are all in a lower tier than you believe.
Especially you @phishbeefs.bsky.social
#phishbeefs
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On the bright side this means you win #PhishBeefs.
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And #PhishBeefs loves you for it. #MePhirst
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Being apex #inphluencers here on the bluesky platform #phishbeefs would be remiss if we failed to tell you about our sponsor Entitlemints breath mints, the best way to keep #phans away from *your* fucking spot in the pit. Try the Reindeer Randy flavor for maximum bobbing and weaving space. #MePhirst
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The only reasonable voices on the world wide web dealing with this scene are either right fucking here or at r/phishcirclejerk and there shall be no #phishbeefs about it.
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Not a dry asshole in the house. #phishbeefs
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We laid down a tarp in your living room before you were even awake this morning. Don't even try to come in here. #phishbeefs
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Over anything at this point. All the assholes blocked us. Now we have to settle for #phishbeefs with the nice people. It's killing our brand.
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Is that what we accidentally sat on last time we visited the Hall? No wonder it's missing. We love when people lie about it to us but we got a lot of cargo room back there. The old Dodge Caravan the band used to travel in is parked somewhere up there too. #phishbeefs
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Great but we need to find some #PhishDrama to exploit and all of those types blocked us. Can you please stop getting along so we can be all like " #PhishBeefs blaah blaah blaah"? Just a quick beef for us? You could at least bond over a mutual issue with us? Can't you help us with this, please?
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The gag is going to be a redo of whatever the hell that “rave” thing was last year.
This way many of you have a second chance to admit how terrible it truly was.
#beeflife
#phishbeefs
#dontthrowanythingathebandyoufuckingidiots
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Pissed in our water bottle than drank it. You have been outjerked by #phishbeefs.
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