Ladies and germs #phishbeefs proudly introduces you to our first ever #EnshittiphicationCzar. Attempted satirists like ourselves no longer qualify to lead the #MePhirst movement. With JDG running loose in the pit we are outjerked. Not even obstructed view seats for us. Our place is the curb outside.
Yes. Read the fucking book but you may only read it after we do. #MePhirst
Behind you? Than you are phirst. Nice try Woo Woo Goddess but this is all about #MePhirst. Besides we operate much lower on Maslow's little pyramid and are only interested in providing for our most basic needs like the sort of items sold by Phish Dry Goods and #icecoldfattys.
And #PhishBeefs loves you for it. #MePhirst
Being apex #inphluencers here on the bluesky platform #phishbeefs would be remiss if we failed to tell you about our sponsor Entitlemints breath mints, the best way to keep #phans away from *your* fucking spot in the pit. Try the Reindeer Randy flavor for maximum bobbing and weaving space. #MePhirst
Another perfect articulation of the values that drive the #MePhirst movement.
Exactly. Couldn't agree with you more. We here at the 5.0 #MePhirst movement's headquarters are also thrilled @Phish.com priced out these diggity-dank smoking, crystal worshiping, kind-veggie-burrito selling spinny-dance lowlife wooks who thought we'd buy unofficial merch outside the shows. Never.
Attended your first three New Years runs in the 1990's and dirty hippies ran about *ruining* the experience for us. Thank you so much for pricing those yucky wooks out this year so we won't have to tolerate second hand pot smoke or 'chompers' socializing like it's some sort of party. #MePhirst
Only the wealthy ones. #mephirst
Especially doughnut print Depends Undergarments as they are the #ophicial sponsors of our little #phishbeefs #inphluencer racket here on the #inphormation superhighway and allow us to shart in the pit without loosing our spot by going to the bathroom. #mephirst
May we start the bidding at five-point-o billion dollars? #mephirst
(It's just a trick to get #phans to line up across the Hudson so we can be phirst in line at MSG) #mephirst
Who's coming to the #phishbeefs #mephirst rally in Hoboken?
Going to step into you while you're gone. #MePhirst
These #phans traveled quite a distance and fought their way to the front of the pit but they don't look like they are enjoying the show. Cool pins at least. #MePhirst
Where's the guy who wants to "name and shame" us when this member of the #MePhirst movement carries on with all of this bullshit right here? Was she saving one of those seats for him?
What did we think all of this was about? Tarps at a Phish show? #MePhirst #PhishBeefs #BeefWeekForever
It's true. Anyone balls deep in a vagina at 20 years old is unlikely to achieve a respectable holocaust so pull your dick out now if you'd like to be anyone important later in life. Karp also suggests being in line at 8 am for a Phish concert. #MePhirst
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Yeah, that’s the kind of situation I was concerned about.
But then I remembered that that dude just walked his way to the front & that general consensus for Phish has always been herb good (unless someone has a legit issue and presents it politely) & cigs are for outside
#mephirst
Threats over a spot in the pit between phans who've passed through metal detectors knowing a few sportsmanly punches can be thrown before security swoop in to break it up are one thing. Last night is what happens when phans are phans in the real world. We also wish reality didn't exist. #MePhirst
Blah blah blah #Phans blah blah blah #MePhirst blah blah blah #BeefWeek blah blah blah. You know the bit.
#MePhirst is clever!
Lebby comes from a time when the goal was to party & dance together & it was easy to demonstrate that we can do so harder than most while being responsible
It wasn’t about hey look at me & selfies
🇺🇸society in decline, foolish to think our fanbase would be exception i guess
Lebby summing up the #MePhirst movement quite nicely.
