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Posts by Awful Cyanide Sriracha Godzilla III

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🎢 somebody's watching me, he's got (separation) anxiety 🎢 #maverick #mavericksitbutdoesntfits #blacklab #blackdog #dogsofbluesky #blackdogsofbluesky #americandogindenmark #dogsofdenmark #denmark

10 months ago 6 0 0 0
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Opened a new pack of reusable/washable cotton rounds and lol they're like giant Jesus wafers

10 months ago 3 0 1 0
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I grow my own thyme now!
But I harvested too much for the recipe I made today

I had

Too much thyme on my hands
😳

10 months ago 5 0 0 0
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🐻🩷

10 months ago 5 0 1 0

#corvid #corvids #hoodedcrow #hoodedcrowsofDenmark #corvidsofDenmark #birdlady #hisnameisCap πŸ–€

11 months ago 5 0 0 0

Today #CapTheHoodedCrow came to meet me on our walk in the exact place I saw him last, where he gave me a gift. No gift today, and he got spooked by something before I could give him his almonds, but Jake finally got to see him swoop in and land about five feet from me.

Vi ses, Cap.

11 months ago 4 0 1 0
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This is funny for two reasons.

1) skat. Lol.

2) skat ALSO means "tax". 🀣🀣

11 months ago 3 0 0 0
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Pre-Maverick vs Post-Maverick lmao
#lifewithdog

11 months ago 2 0 0 0
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#Cribbage folx, look at this shit
Front hand is mine
Far hand is Jake's
Middle hand is Jake's #crib
🀣

11 months ago 4 0 1 0
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Was replaying some #Spyro (Year of the Dragon) last night and got to Icy Peak where you help Bob and Doug, who have thick Canadian accents. πŸ₯š
#GreatWhiteNorth
#BobandDoug

11 months ago 2 0 0 0

Alert alert! Alert alert! I think I got Cap's species wrong. I thought he was the same as my patio birds, just a mature vs juvenile thing, but I think Cap is actually a #HoodedCrow!

11 months ago 1 0 0 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a jacket says shiny let 's be bad guys . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a jacket says shiny let 's be bad guys .
11 months ago 1 0 0 0

#corvid #corvids #jackdaw #treasure #birdlady #hisnameisCap #CapTheJackdaw

11 months ago 0 0 1 0

At first I was worried because he kept doing it even after I threw out his almonds and I thought maybe it was stuck in his beak. But as I began to walk away, he dropped it and went to get his snack. I think he was clicking it around to make sure I knew he had it and could see him drop it for me.

11 months ago 0 0 1 0

This is in honor of the first ever gift they've given me: a little plastic cap. He appeared out of nowhere on our walk today with this treasure in his mouth, rotating it in his beak to make a repeating click-clack noise.

11 months ago 0 0 1 0
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED.

My buddy #jackdaw, the only one I can identify visually, has revealed their name to me. His name is Cap. This is in honor of the first ever gift they've given me: a little plastic cap.

11 months ago 4 0 1 1

Came into CPH today for the #Sakura Festival and so far I have seen one #MasterChief, one #SailorMoon, and an assortment of anime characters I do not recognize so clearly SOMEthing is happening today

11 months ago 1 0 0 0
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pineappecat
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🌈

11 months ago 3 0 0 0
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The first round of #Zwilling purchases was such a success I went back for more!

11 months ago 2 0 0 0

Watching bumble bees repeatedly crash face first into our dining room window because they're just so dumb and good and perfect 🐝

11 months ago 4 0 0 0

The #Russkaja cover of Get Lucky slaps.
That is all. Carry on.

1 year ago 4 0 0 0
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Haaaaa I put my coat on Maverick

#maverick #mavericksitbutdoesntfits #blacklab #blackdog #dogsofbluesky #blackdogsofbluesky #americandogindenmark #dogsofdenmark #denmark

1 year ago 17 0 1 0
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I will always love you
#mal #malcat #sugarpants #cats #cat #captainmalcolmreynolds #captainmal #rip #rainbowbridge

1 year ago 17 0 0 0
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Descended from wolves 🐺🀣
#maverick #mavericksitbutdoesntfits #blacklab #blackdog #dogsofbluesky #blackdogsofbluesky #americandogindenmark #dogsofdenmark #denmark

1 year ago 12 0 0 0
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POV you get a FB notification that one of your besties from middle school has commented on something in a shared group & you think "haven't thought about her in AGES, wonder what she's up to" so you click her profile & get A Vibe so you do some light googling & turns out she's now in an ACTUAL CULT

1 year ago 5 0 0 0
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I SUCCESSFULLY CALLED MY FIRST #CORVID TO ME TODAY

My buddy wasn't at the byhave (city garden) when I got there today so I called a few times (a specific whistle I do) and was just walking away when he appeared!

I tossed out his almonds and he immediately went to grab one to snack on. πŸ₯Ή #jackdaw

1 year ago 5 0 0 0
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friendly neighborhood #murder
#corvids #jackdaws #corvidarmy

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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much civilized, very dignity, wow

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

I absolutely adore all the subtle shade thrown by this account. I'd def buy whomever runs this a beer or two.

1 year ago 11 1 0 0

I found a typo. This is clearly supposed to say "this country is gonna GO boom". Hope this helps.

1 year ago 5 0 1 0