water gives me the shidds and so does ham

#humor #wisdom #hydration

#humor #wisdom

nobody wants to whiff u

#humor #wisdom #swamplife

i’m still sore

#humor #wisdom #menshealth

Omadong (A Big Long Schlong) Listen and make your own on Suno.

I’m in awe at the #omadong

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sorry for the silence - my back end was gettin a toot canal - got some 4K video of it, too

#humor #wisdom #coloniscopy #tootcanal

with enough motivation and lube, any exit can be an entrance

#humor #wisdom #motivation

my bowels challenge my bowl

#humor #wisdom #ibs

i need to enable face id

#humor #wisdom #marriedlife

surprises under every fold

#humor #wisdom #zima

the shart felt round the world

#humor #wisdom #shart

fun fact - expired edibles can cause the shits

#humor #wisdom

🎉🥳👏🎊

#humor #wisdom

i likes what i like

#humor #wisdom #goth

bigly

#humor #wisdom

thank you for your attention to this matter. amen.

#humor #wisdom #easter

dad bod 4ever

#humor #wisdom #dadbod

what’d you say?

#humor #wisdom #edibles

i need help

#humor #wisdom

so sad

#humor #wisdom #dadbod

beans are cheaper than shell oh lawdy what the hell!?

#humor #wisdom #gas

womp womp

#humor #wisdom

this seams annoying

#humor #wisdom

good news everyone - i know who it came from and he’s cool

#humor #wisdom #grayhair

poop likes

#humor #wisdom #socialmedia

sometimes i just need a hand

#humor #wisdom

immanuel kant philosophize because he got high

#humor #wisdom #afroman #philosophy

rip … at least until the mail comes

#humor #wisdom #gummies

can’t craft a prompt to outsource this booty

#humor #wisdom #ai

👁️👄👁️

#humor #wisdom