Poor gramps. Just trying my best 😂
Honestly thought the comment was hilarious and we probably do need to scrub up better but couldn’t resist making it into a reel!
If you’d like to help out this old man, please donate to his fundraiser Link in bio 😉
#0n1ydan5 #londonmarathon #runningpunks
Brixton London Underground station
Ton of Bricks!
I love this visual pun on the wall tiles at Brixton London Underground station on the Victoria line.
In a nutshell. 😊
Breakfast hooligans. Gas explosions. Pork.
Now available for all, cheeky chappies are OUT, yuppies are IN, as my series looking at British adverts continues with a video on the aspiration-obsessed commercials of the 1980s.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCLu...
Unimprovable headline
From the latest Private Eye, out now.
An interesting thread, worth a read if you're interested in clearances etc.
It’s also the 77th anniversary of the start of the Amethyst Incident, which means you should read this
(again if you’ve read it before, because it’s not like you could read it too much)
We're already less than 6 months away from International #RepairDay which will be returning for it's 10th birthday! 🎂
Visit RepairDay.org to sign up for updates 👀 We've got something special in store.
#IRD26 #RepairDay2026
NEWS! Bill Murray to appear in 'Groundhog Day 2: The Strait of Hormuz' newsthump.com/2026/04/20/b...
EU pushes for stronger cloud sovereignty, awards €180 million to four providers
🔗 Read more: www.helpnetsecurity.com/2026/04/20/e...
#EU #cloud #digitalsovereignty
@clever.cloud @scaleway.com
Thank you for an absolutely *phenomenal* response to our CFP - we're honoured to have received a mammoth 82 submissions. We're currently finalising our scoring and are aiming to update all submitters by the end of this week.
Voters have just today left to register to vote for the local elections taking place across England on 7 May. Anyone who wants to take part must register before 11.59pm tonight.
Registering takes minutes at gov.uk/register-to-vote. Just need name, address & National Insurance number. Pass it on.
Another reminder to get off as many Google services as possible.
Check out my guide to get off US tech more widely: disconnect.blog/getting-off-...
Good to see this trend accelerating throughout Europe, all US and Israeli tech has got to go, especially Microsoft and especially cybersecurity related software, hardware, and services.
Speed matters most in this regard, changes like this can take quite some time, so get started today.
A Cat With a Wooden Leg Pat McGrath possesses a very remarkable feline. His cat was born with only three legs, and as soon as the kitten became large enough to leave its mother, Pat constructed a wooden leg and successfully adjusted it to the little stump that grew out where poor pussy’s fourth leg ought to have been. Pussy now trots along on four legs with as much ease and comfort, apparently, as though the wooden limb had been placed there by Nature. But here is the really wonderful part of the story: Instead of killing rats and mice with her claws, as cats usually do, pussy has learned to use her club leg for this purpose, and it is said to be a very amusing sight to see her run up to a rat and knock him into insensibility with her wooden leg.
It is, allegedly, the 136th anniversary of a news story whose last line I don’t think you’ll be able to predict appearing in the Woodford (Kentucky) Sun
The glass ceiling is made of small biases frequently applied.
That's the conclusion of a team of researchers who modelled how six biases against women would cumulatively affect their chances of promotion over time. They found that it wasn't...
adalovelaceday.substack.com/p/ald-report...
Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich
Well, today we're taxing the rich...
People willing calling people by their chosen names of Clavicular or Sneako but complain about trans people pronouns. Get fucked
Very long piece by BBC news on immigrants pretending to be gay to secure right to remain.
I have NEVER seen the BBC do such reporting on:
Millionaire tax dodgers
PPE profiteers
Corporate tax dodging.
Anyone
Private Eye gift subscriptions available online.
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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...
We are very pleased to announce our first ever Foundation Support Grant! This makes us one of the first ever recipients of funding from the @mozilla.org Foundation in the quantum technology space!
This afternoon, I overheard some old fella on the bus telling his wife, "I see Victor Kiam lost the election in Hungary last night."
I didn't.
I wasn't even on a bus today, but if this moment had happened, it might've made for a mildly amusing post for people over fifty.
I went to the Doctor this morning and told them I was so depressed, I’d lost my faith in Jesus.
“But I am Jesus!”, they said.
Hey! I'm Lorelei, a trans artist looking to get some reach!
I'm specifically on the nonbinary spectrum, leaning on the transmasc side!
If you run any Tor Services, please upgrade to the latest version, it is an important security fix.#Tor
A tweet from Craig Mazin, 13/04/2016: “Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.”
Happy 10th birthday, this tweet
Would love to see this, but can't make it this year. One to see if I'm any judge
