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Looks perfectly normal! 🤣 No reason for panic!

Say what, now? Actual small businesses absolutely did not hoard PPE money. They used it to pay exorbitant prices for supplies, & keep their employees fed while doing a low volume of business because everyone was staying home. Always some rotten apples but don't paint them all with the same brush

DOGI (pronounced doggy) - Department of Government Inefficiency. There. Fixed it. 🐶🐾

🤣. Fair.

Well, I would think the guy with the lethal injection has less chance of missing & having to repeat the process. I could be wrong.🤷

Those poor firing squad people.

Oh honestly, fuck him & the horse he road in in.

Ashton loves the ironing board & Ember had her chair & quilt.

Well that's terrifying.

I wish to be Ember on an hourly basis.

Not all Drs take the Hippocratic Oath. Depends on the school & their graduation ceremony. In other news, Cassidy is a pos.

Comfy cozy

They got fuzzy new beds....they are investigating.

I asked her if kittens belong there? She's thinking about her answer.....I have little hope it will agree with my thoughts on the matter.🤣🤦‍♀️

That man's brain is not well.

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

No. No you should not. Karma is a bitch. Unfortunately, we all must have done something really bad because we're all gonna suffer for however long this guy lasts.

Exactly. His Lack of qualifications for the job should be the focus. Hit it hard over & over because normal people don't get hired for jobs they are completely unqualified for unless.....oh I get it now.

They were so smol!

Where's Ember?

Somebody decided Mama's socks were great fun.🙄🤣

I feel your pain. I am short & busty, I hate clothes shopping.🤣

Sasha was a lap cat from kitten on up to the ripe old age of 19. The miscreants aren't sure what a lap is for. *Sigh*. I still love them to pieces though 🤣

Chocolate Lava Brownie Cookies ✨🍫 ### Ingredients: - 1/2 cup unsalted butter - 12 ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips - 1/2 cup granulated sugar - 1/2 cup brown sugar, packed - 2 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 1 cup all-purpose flour - 1/4 cup cocoa powder - 1 teaspoon baking powder - 1/2 teaspoon salt - Additional chocolate chips for that luscious filling ### Directions: 1. Start by preheating your oven to a cozy 350°F (177°C). The aroma of baking cookies is just around the corner! 2. In a small saucepan, melt the unsalted butter along with the semi-sweet chocolate chips over low heat. Stir gently until it's all smooth and silky, then let it cool down a bit. 3. While that melts, whisk together the granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, and vanilla extract in a large bowl until everything is well blended. 4. Now, it’s time to combine the chocolate mixture with the sugar and egg mixture. Stir it all together until it’s beautifully mixed. 5. Sift in the flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, and salt. Use a spatula to fold these dry ingredients into the chocolate bliss until everything is just combined. 6. To make handling the dough easier, chill it in the fridge for about 15 minutes. A little patience goes a long way! 7. Once chilled, scoop out some dough and roll it into balls. Don’t forget to tuck a few extra chocolate chips inside each ball for that molten center! Place them on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. 8. Bake these beauties for about 10-12 minutes. Keep an eye on them until the tops look glossy and cracked—this is when the magic happens! 9. When they’re ready, let them cool on the baking sheet for about 5 minutes. Then, transfer them to a wire rack to cool completely (if you can resist the temptation!). Now, just imagine biting into one of these delightful cookies! 😍✨ Perfect for sharing—or keeping all to yourself!

🍌 Cream Cheese Banana Bread Delight 🍞 ✨ What You’ll Need: - 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour - 1 teaspoon baking soda - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon - 1/2 cup unsalted butter (softened to perfection) - 1 cup granulated sugar - 2 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 3 ripe bananas (mashed to creamy goodness) - 1/4 cup sour cream - 4 ounces cream cheese (softened and ready to blend) ✨ Let’s Bake: 1. Start by preheating that oven to 350°F (175°C) and greasing up a 9x5-inch loaf pan. Your future self will thank you! 2. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon. This will be the magical dry mix that makes everything rise beautifully. 3. In a large bowl, cream the softened butter and granulated sugar together until it’s light and fluffy—this is where the magic begins! 4. Add the eggs in, one at a time, making sure to blend them well before adding the next. Stir in that delightful vanilla extract for an extra kick of flavor. 5. Now, mix in the mashed bananas and sour cream until everything is well combined. The aroma is already heavenly! 6. In a separate bowl, whip the cream cheese until it’s smooth and dreamy. This will be the surprise layer in your banana bread! 7. Pour half of the banana batter into your prepared loaf pan, then gently spread the creamy cream cheese over it. Top it off with the remaining banana batter, creating a delicious layer of goodness. 8. Bake your creation for 60-70 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. The waiting is the hardest part, but trust us, it will be worth it! 9. Once baked, allow the bread to cool in the pan for about 10 minutes. Then, transfer it to a wire rack to cool completely. Patience is key!

🍋🌰 Pistachio Lemon Breakfast Bread 🌰🍋 **Ingredients:** - 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour - 1 cup shelled pistachios, finely chopped - 1 cup granulated sugar - 1 teaspoon baking powder - 1/2 teaspoon baking soda - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 3 large eggs - 1/2 cup vegetable oil - 1/2 cup plain yogurt - 1/4 cup milk - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - Zest of 1 lemon - Green food coloring (optional) **Directions:** 1. Preheat your oven to a cozy 350°F (175°C) and give your loaf pan a loving coat of grease and flour so your bread slides right out after baking. 2. In a spacious bowl, whisk together the flour, finely chopped pistachios, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. The aroma will start to hint at the deliciousness to come! 3. In a separate bowl, beat those eggs until they’re fluffy, then add in the vegetable oil, yogurt, milk, vanilla extract, and the vibrant zest of one lemon. Mix it all together until it’s well combined and sings with flavor. 4. Gently pour the wet mixture into the dry ingredients, stirring just until everything is combined. It's okay if there are a few lumps; we want to keep it light and airy! 5. Now, pour that luscious batter into your prepared loaf pan, smoothing the top with a spatula, and get ready to bake! 6. Pop it in the oven and let it bake for 50-60 minutes. You’ll know it’s ready when a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Your kitchen will smell heavenly! 7. Once baked, let your loaf cool in the pan for about 10 minutes before transferring it to a wire rack to cool completely. Patience is key here! 8. For a sweet finishing touch, whisk together 1 cup of powdered sugar and 2 tablespoons of lemon juice until smooth. Drizzle this heavenly glaze over your cooled loaf and sprinkle with extra chopped pistachios for that delightful crunch. Enjoy a slice of this Pistachio Lemon Breakfast Bread with your morning coffee or tea—it’s pure bliss! 🌼✨

"🌟 **Garlic Butter Chicken Bites with Creamy Parmesan Pasta** 🌟 Indulge in a comforting dish that combines mouthwatering garlic butter chicken bites with rich, creamy Parmesan pasta. This delightful recipe will whisk you away to a cozy kitchen where the aromas tantalize your senses and the flavors warm your soul. Let's dive into this culinary adventure! 🍝✨ ### Ingredients: - 1 lb chicken breast, cut into bite-sized cubes - 8 oz pasta (penne or rotini work beautifully) - 4 tbsp butter - 2 cloves garlic, finely minced - 1 cup heavy cream - 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese - Salt and pepper, to taste - Fresh basil leaves, for that lovely garnish 🌿 ### Instructions: 1. **Boil the Pasta**: Start by cooking your chosen pasta according to the package instructions. Once it’s al dente, drain it and set it aside, letting it sit while the magic happens in the skillet. 2. **Sizzle the Chicken**: In a large skillet over medium heat, melt the butter until it’s beautifully bubbly. Toss in the minced garlic and let it sauté for about a minute, just until fragrant. Then, gently add the cubed chicken and cook until it’s gloriously golden brown on all sides, bringing out that delicious, savory flavor. 3. **Creamy Sauce Bliss**: Once the chicken is cooked, pour in the heavy cream, stirring it through the chicken. Gradually mix in the grated Parmesan cheese, letting it melt and create a luscious, creamy sauce. Season this heavenly concoction with salt and pepper to taste, allowing the flavors to develop and blend flawlessly. 4. **Pasta Paradise**: Now, it’s time to bring it all together! Toss the drained pasta into the skillet with the creamy chicken sauce, ensuring each piece of pasta is coated in that rich flavor. 5. **A Touch of Green**: To finish off this delightful dish, serve it garnished with fresh basil leaves. The vibrant green not only adds a pop of color but also a fresh burst of flavor that ties it all together beautifully.

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So sweet!

Ember & Ashton snuggling in together

Will there be treats this evening?