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a wolf standing in front of an antique store with a slushie. they've left their open sign on, illuminating the wolf's black fur as it subtly smiles

a wolf standing in front of an antique store with a slushie. they've left their open sign on, illuminating the wolf's black fur as it subtly smiles

they don't look open to me

#furry #therian #fursona #furryart #wolf #photograph #schmear

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should've saved first.

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Orange triceratops-esque dragon with Jacky in its maw. Taking a picture of her on her phone.

Orange triceratops-esque dragon with Jacky in its maw. Taking a picture of her on her phone.

Ragebaiting her contact list.
She's fine she doesn't care.

I've been trying to find a way to recycle this dragon design for years Lol
This art and this kind of content isn't sexual for me but tagging it anyway. Helps if I remember to add it the first time I post it >:/

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It’s been an absolute joy for both of us~

Aaand speaking of, after raving about it enough to her, Admissions is *also* fast approaching up the list so I’ll be looping back around to the beginning; would you rather we give it some time as well?

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by popular demand. this project will be loose in a “ill make a batch of these when i feel like it” kind of way. is it porn? well it will have porn in it. and a lot of nonsequitur bullshit that i think is funny. anyway here is basically nothing.

#godpuppy

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It's called weed because we'd like to smoke it

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wii would like to smoke

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tank of a bear @pandacouch.bsky.social

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That's a good plan! My wife and I have taken to reading to each other at night and we're also very excited to get down to Boom Bride, our copy arrived recently as well.

I appreciate both your patience and your enthusiasm, I won't take too terribly long with the update 🖤

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Lemme know~! I'm almost ready to commit all these updates to the earlier parts but I'll probably do all the rest all together

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ehehehe, please do!

(also *GOOD* this isn't the last time it appears in this story either; 1.29 is literally titled "To Excess")

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I miss you Shrike!

House Va'ruun OC from forever ago now

3 days ago 98 23 2 0

Folks, I'm afraid that I might be funny

Preorder today at itch or buy a paperback from me personally or at one of several local Vancouver bookstores

valwrites.itch.io/boombride

Or find more links and samples at
valwrites.ca

#bsnm #boombride

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east is north and west is south (2025)

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#AntagonistApril 17

If any among them can be considered as such, it'd probably be Teovald just for how ridiculously, excessively cruel he is compared to everyone else, though any humor in it is small consolation.

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THAT’S WHAT I SAID TOO

I got a notification their feed updated but I wasn’t expecting to get a WHOLE NEW SHOW for it and predictably it fucking ROCKS

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so two episodes in and I’m already obsessed

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Home | Our Wars Have Ended

I'm going to tell you a story. It's all about death.

The first two-part episode of our new weird-fantasy epic audiodrama, Our Wars Have Ended, is now live on feeds!

Thank you so much for listening and can't wait to share more.

www.ourwarshaveended.com

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You *are* the situation hhh

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“Opportunity could emerge any moment,” he scolds. “Therefore, keep your senses sharp.” The doll cranes over me, arms extended to plant his hands into the mattress in that way better reserved for lovers.

“We’ll see a ship coming, we’ve got a great view of the harbor,” I say. I reach for the inhaler of dragonbreath somewhere in the blankets but he snatches it up before I can take another drag of the sparkling vapor. “Fine, help yourself,” I invite with a dreamy giggle. “It’s not hitting like it used to, I think my regeneration is counteracting it.”

He sets it down on the long, narrow table across from the bed with no intention of partaking. “Please take this seriously, Merion,” he implores. 

“Give me a little time to grieve,” I protest, my voice rising into a halfhearted yowl. “I don’t even know the totally— fuck. The totality of what I’ve lost yet.”

Then he’s back over me as before, placing all of what little weight he has onto the bed. “I do sympathize with you. But you embarrass yourself again.” He clicks fingers near my ear as if it’ll center me. Instead, the sound ripples through my brain across multiple senses; electricity on my skin, waves behind my closed eyes.

I crack one open to look at him. Any fear of him I should be feeling isn’t quite taking either. This was a bad idea no matter how irresistible, but I can feel myself having another one. A lopsided grin paints itself over my face instead of the sneer of derision I might have had with more wherewithal. “Suraaaokh,” I unconvincingly croon, “if you’re going to loom over me like that and not even offer to rub my belly then we’re going to have to have a talk about personal space.” My fingers curl into my new shirt to roll it up, exposing a little bit of a pleasantly rounded midriff. At this moment I probably wouldn’t even mind if he took it as an invitation but my bet is otherwise.

“Opportunity could emerge any moment,” he scolds. “Therefore, keep your senses sharp.” The doll cranes over me, arms extended to plant his hands into the mattress in that way better reserved for lovers. “We’ll see a ship coming, we’ve got a great view of the harbor,” I say. I reach for the inhaler of dragonbreath somewhere in the blankets but he snatches it up before I can take another drag of the sparkling vapor. “Fine, help yourself,” I invite with a dreamy giggle. “It’s not hitting like it used to, I think my regeneration is counteracting it.” He sets it down on the long, narrow table across from the bed with no intention of partaking. “Please take this seriously, Merion,” he implores. “Give me a little time to grieve,” I protest, my voice rising into a halfhearted yowl. “I don’t even know the totally— fuck. The totality of what I’ve lost yet.” Then he’s back over me as before, placing all of what little weight he has onto the bed. “I do sympathize with you. But you embarrass yourself again.” He clicks fingers near my ear as if it’ll center me. Instead, the sound ripples through my brain across multiple senses; electricity on my skin, waves behind my closed eyes. I crack one open to look at him. Any fear of him I should be feeling isn’t quite taking either. This was a bad idea no matter how irresistible, but I can feel myself having another one. A lopsided grin paints itself over my face instead of the sneer of derision I might have had with more wherewithal. “Suraaaokh,” I unconvincingly croon, “if you’re going to loom over me like that and not even offer to rub my belly then we’re going to have to have a talk about personal space.” My fingers curl into my new shirt to roll it up, exposing a little bit of a pleasantly rounded midriff. At this moment I probably wouldn’t even mind if he took it as an invitation but my bet is otherwise.

cw drug use

patch notes:
filled in a timeskip at the beginning of 1.6.
merion is Weird faster

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A black backed jackal, who is tan on the tummy, brown on the sides and has a black and grey streak along her back and tail.  Rheo is in fully pubby mode, with useless floppy adorable pawbs.  Hearts are floating around her head.

A black backed jackal, who is tan on the tummy, brown on the sides and has a black and grey streak along her back and tail. Rheo is in fully pubby mode, with useless floppy adorable pawbs. Hearts are floating around her head.

A black backed jackal, who is tan on the tummy, brown on the sides and has a black and grey streak along her back and tail.  Rheo is in fully pubby mode, with useless floppy adorable pawbs.  Hearts are floating around her head. This version of the image she has glasses too!

A black backed jackal, who is tan on the tummy, brown on the sides and has a black and grey streak along her back and tail. Rheo is in fully pubby mode, with useless floppy adorable pawbs. Hearts are floating around her head. This version of the image she has glasses too!

Yip Yap Bark Woof Awawawawa *wag* *wag*

Did you know, jaqls can be puppy too? Am I doing it right?

🎨 By the adorable @puppyywife.bsky.social

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also big round of applause to bluesky for unshitting itself long enough for me to participate

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relieve his stress on his valet Yul and spare her the trouble.

Suraokh has presented as subservient to others over the course of his scheming, being an unreliable but essential ally. To tell the truth about himself he’d say he’s… well, I’m sure the title has something to do with that. (3/3)

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Ondria has her sires, an assortment of men she’s married who assist in enforcing her will. She has varying opinions of them, and her association with Teovald is mostly one of convenience. He’s a compact weapon of mass destruction with a sadistic streak and she’s more than content to let him (2/3)

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#AntagonistApril 16

Jen has his Wardens, who he entrusts with governance of the various territories of Djaree. Of note are Oleander, with whom he’s speculated to have more than just a professional relationship, and Samsara, who began to conspire against him with his brother Nym. (1/3)

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She's a nice girl

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2am character concept (who even needs sleep pfft) 🐑🐺

1 week ago 1693 343 34 2

So real for that too, honestly

It’s easier to relax with someone to curl up around anyway

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

“was it sex” according to merion in rrns

surgery no anesthesia: might be sex

eaten alive: might be sex

actually having sex: probably not. maybe

whatever the fuck happened in that lighthouse: really fucking hope not

making out crazy style with the surgeon while receiving dialysis: close enough

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Bonus, let’s talk about serenities!
Having physical forms makes them kinda stupid, comparatively, as they have to deal with clunky things like *minds* and *feelings* so a single interloper might be overseen by a whole network of auditors, who might eventually need geobiological forms themselves.

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