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4 panel meme of increasingly intense Dana Scully. 1st panel: you find a funny new sapphic book. 2nd: It's CYBERFANTASY (lots of colours). 3rd: the prose is actually decent. 4th: There are several shared-sense masturbation
 scenes that are also wizard duels including one
 on a gias giant helium mine and the sex scenes
 are hot as hell while simultaneously building 
character & carrying emotional weight 
& somehow plot development 
also there's a jetbike phoenix that speaks in emojis
and the ending has you on the edge of your seat.

4 panel meme of increasingly intense Dana Scully. 1st panel: you find a funny new sapphic book. 2nd: It's CYBERFANTASY (lots of colours). 3rd: the prose is actually decent. 4th: There are several shared-sense masturbation scenes that are also wizard duels including one on a gias giant helium mine and the sex scenes are hot as hell while simultaneously building character & carrying emotional weight & somehow plot development also there's a jetbike phoenix that speaks in emojis and the ending has you on the edge of your seat.

I made the meme and of course it's a #boombride ad because i have a one track mind

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Just started reading today:
- emotional foreword
- beginning graphics are tops
- love Pork Chop
- Nil shadow powers 
- Sook intro is tops

Just started reading today: - emotional foreword - beginning graphics are tops - love Pork Chop - Nil shadow powers - Sook intro is tops

So my neighbour friends are the first to receive their copies because they were literally over for dinner on Sunday and i'm getting live reads lol

so unemotional about this

#boombride

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It's my birthday. On this, the day the Earth was destined to be destroyed, i command you to buy the book and request that you share with your friends so they too might become entranced, enraged, and engorged by the sexy action drama of #Boombride

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Lol i have the most romantic, single instance of true love available #cupit #boombride

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Depends on the spell in #Boombride, most spells just fizzle if they're not cast properly.

#Savior71 is another story. Overuse of magic can cause one's wyrd to Rot. If it goes too far, then the spirits whose names are written there will merge with the user, but rarely cleanly. #febchantment

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Top 10 ridiculous things in BOOM Goes the Bride

10. "This isn't even my final form"
9. Diagetic combat music
8. Spider fiddle
7. Buttcheek steering
6. Hidden memes
5. Telepathic masturbation
4. Orgasms as spell components
3. Autistic phoenix as a jetbike
2. Gas giant wizard duel
1. Nil

#boombride

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Wyrd is another one i used, which can mean "destiny" and typically is used to describe magical tattoos or sigils. It's like "rune" but with a bit wider use case.

These show up more in #savior71 than #boombride but we'll see as time goes on. Might bring them onboard.

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Hm do i have maps? idk. Idk. Maybe. Maybe. 1 & 2 are made by me in CSP, 3 is watabou's fantasy city generator (free use with credit) edited in CSP.

watabou.itch.io/medieval-fan...

#februaryworldbuilders #boombride

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I quite literally codified "Rule of Cool" in #Boombride because it's both hilarious and effectively how soft magic systems work anyways. My magic systems are always built on a framework that feels "hard" but they have squishy bodies.

In short, my magic systems are Jello #febchantment

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Sook: "fashion influencer and source of the Sook clone line"

Nil: WANTED, KEEP IN PLACE, POLICE EN ROUTE

#awesomecharacters #boombride

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Hello #febchantment I'm Val and i can't stop putting physics in my magic systems.

Since most of my systems share a common core, we might discuss different variants but will probs focus on the #Boombride setting where our universe has recently gained access to magic.

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Nothing more than a sack of stocks with no more agency than a hologram, no different than the one dancing at the nearby casino’s gate, tugging down its voxel blouse and smiling over an ocean of cleavage.

- #boombride

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Fuse popped up a happy golden retriever in response. Then he sent a sequence of emojis she had to parse at lightning speed. A gravestone, a new moon, a sunrise, a witch, a church. A pen, a piece of paper, manacles, and blood.

- #boombride

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A cybernetic woman with artificial legs and a tight fitting flight suit. A series of cables run around her tors as though tied like shibari. She has a wolf-style haircut and yellow-red eyes. She's pulling a wolf-styled muzzle-mask off her face. Her expression is mildly puzzled, almost melancholic. Blood drips from the jaw of the mask. Art by Hiimeyu.

A cybernetic woman with artificial legs and a tight fitting flight suit. A series of cables run around her tors as though tied like shibari. She has a wolf-style haircut and yellow-red eyes. She's pulling a wolf-styled muzzle-mask off her face. Her expression is mildly puzzled, almost melancholic. Blood drips from the jaw of the mask. Art by Hiimeyu.

Same girl but she's doing the "shiba not looking at you" meme pose.

Same girl but she's doing the "shiba not looking at you" meme pose.

I know a lot of puppy play girls followed me today so just FYI the first #boombride book does not have what you are looking for but the sequel i'm writing RIGHT NOW does so uh, you know, heel. Stay. Good girl. You'll get your treat soon.

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i probably should have included a pre-order link but this recursive quote post thread reply should do the trick boom-goes-the-bride.backerkit.com/hosted_preor... #Boombride #sapphicbooks #romance #thepulpiestshityouveeverread

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“I thought the Fool appeared to suggest I was right to follow my instincts, but now I see it was simply to point out that there would be an idiot on board.” He waved his hands, and his binding spell tightened. Nil’s breath caught. 
Sook loved that feeling so much. When her vision started to swirl, and stars swam in her eyes thanks to the strong grip of a powerful lover, that was when her orgasms were at their most intense. Her fingers thrummed her clit, sending a wave of pleasure up her belly to her chest.
Nil exhaled slowly. Sook laughed because she knew she was winning. She gasped because she was close.
“Okay, boss,” Nil said weakly. “I gave you one chance. I’m not gonna give you another. So either peace out of here, or I’m going to have to actually do something.”
“The only thing you’ll be doing is dying,” the mage said. He began to move his hands and feet in a complex pattern of straight lines and sweeping curves. “No one breaks my binds. And even if you do, the spell I’m weaving now will take your head clean off. I call it the Laser Guillotine. You’ll soon see why.”

“I thought the Fool appeared to suggest I was right to follow my instincts, but now I see it was simply to point out that there would be an idiot on board.” He waved his hands, and his binding spell tightened. Nil’s breath caught. Sook loved that feeling so much. When her vision started to swirl, and stars swam in her eyes thanks to the strong grip of a powerful lover, that was when her orgasms were at their most intense. Her fingers thrummed her clit, sending a wave of pleasure up her belly to her chest. Nil exhaled slowly. Sook laughed because she knew she was winning. She gasped because she was close. “Okay, boss,” Nil said weakly. “I gave you one chance. I’m not gonna give you another. So either peace out of here, or I’m going to have to actually do something.” “The only thing you’ll be doing is dying,” the mage said. He began to move his hands and feet in a complex pattern of straight lines and sweeping curves. “No one breaks my binds. And even if you do, the spell I’m weaving now will take your head clean off. I call it the Laser Guillotine. You’ll soon see why.”

“I don’t mind, except I can’t sing the same way I used to,” Sargon said, pointing at his tusks. Had to get used to these things. And really, I don’t see it as a negative at all. This is the body I have, therefore it’s mine, and I love who I am. It’s not like I turned white,” he added, wryly.
Sook rolled her eyes. Race didn’t mean much to her. Never had. She had learned of course about some historical prejudices but if your net worth was ten digits or longer then nobody cared what colour your skin was. Race fell to class the instant there were more of them than you. Everything was an in-group; fandoms, social networks, sports, housing, neighbourhoods, even the floor you lived on or the kind of watch you wore. Net worth was another, one that had always invited Sook in but she never felt comfortable in.
“Oh, I saw that,” Sargon said. “I know how it is for you. I know. But it would be tough for me to look in the mirror and see that even my skin has been stolen from me. I grew tusks, a bigger skull, and quite a lot of hair, but I still look like me.”
“Must be nice to own yourself,” Sook said, as one of her clones passed at a hallway intersection further down, then came back, nodding her head meaningfully at Sargon before returning from whence she’d come.
Sargon stared ahead, then laughed. “It is,” he said, with a mournful smile. “On that, you will have to advise me.”

“I don’t mind, except I can’t sing the same way I used to,” Sargon said, pointing at his tusks. Had to get used to these things. And really, I don’t see it as a negative at all. This is the body I have, therefore it’s mine, and I love who I am. It’s not like I turned white,” he added, wryly. Sook rolled her eyes. Race didn’t mean much to her. Never had. She had learned of course about some historical prejudices but if your net worth was ten digits or longer then nobody cared what colour your skin was. Race fell to class the instant there were more of them than you. Everything was an in-group; fandoms, social networks, sports, housing, neighbourhoods, even the floor you lived on or the kind of watch you wore. Net worth was another, one that had always invited Sook in but she never felt comfortable in. “Oh, I saw that,” Sargon said. “I know how it is for you. I know. But it would be tough for me to look in the mirror and see that even my skin has been stolen from me. I grew tusks, a bigger skull, and quite a lot of hair, but I still look like me.” “Must be nice to own yourself,” Sook said, as one of her clones passed at a hallway intersection further down, then came back, nodding her head meaningfully at Sargon before returning from whence she’d come. Sargon stared ahead, then laughed. “It is,” he said, with a mournful smile. “On that, you will have to advise me.”

Quote with two snippets of your writing/art & "Come for X, stay for Y"

#boombride: Come for the pulpy action/sex scenes, stay for the discussions about intersectional discrimination & privilege & how even wealth does not protect women

PREORDER MEOW boom-goes-the-bride.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

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Cheating a little (but not really.) #Boombride preview. I wonder what this could have to do with tonight's theme?

#sffchat

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AITA for not breaking it off with the hot thief who keeps abducting/rescuing me from my shithead dad's clutches? I know she's some kind of elf ninja wizard but he has a trillion dollars and a lot of mercenaries and he kind of wants her more than dead...

BOOM GOES THE BRIDE (spring 2026) #boombride

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In #boombride, the so-called "neon mages" of our universe have only had 40 years of studying magic under their belt, whereas Nil's great-grandmother practically invented spellcraft during our ice age. Her innate knowledge of magic is an advantage she presses every opportunity. #januaryworldbuilders

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Pathetic, is it not? the demon said. It spoke with its mouth this time, but the force of its words was no less intense.
“What?” Sook said, offended for a moment. Then she saw the demon merely gazing over the crowd, same as her.
All that lies before us. The pageantry. The wealth. The illusion of power. These fools know exactly from whence I come, mine nature, and mine desires, yet they believe they can escape their fate. Not only that, they believe that they shall profit from it.
“Profit from what?”
The apocalypse, the demon said, matter-of-factly. His cracked lips sparked with flame as he spoke. We devour worlds such as these. We feed on despair, on desire, on doom. We are the heralds of the end, those who dine on reality. So it is written. Even in thy mundane universe, before Khesper and this reality entwined, thy people understood that demons must be feared. Yet these usurers believe that a few lines of salt and a sacrifice are enough to ward off their demise.

Pathetic, is it not? the demon said. It spoke with its mouth this time, but the force of its words was no less intense. “What?” Sook said, offended for a moment. Then she saw the demon merely gazing over the crowd, same as her. All that lies before us. The pageantry. The wealth. The illusion of power. These fools know exactly from whence I come, mine nature, and mine desires, yet they believe they can escape their fate. Not only that, they believe that they shall profit from it. “Profit from what?” The apocalypse, the demon said, matter-of-factly. His cracked lips sparked with flame as he spoke. We devour worlds such as these. We feed on despair, on desire, on doom. We are the heralds of the end, those who dine on reality. So it is written. Even in thy mundane universe, before Khesper and this reality entwined, thy people understood that demons must be feared. Yet these usurers believe that a few lines of salt and a sacrifice are enough to ward off their demise.

When i say the demons in #boombride represent climate change i fucking mean it

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I'm building two:

The cyberfantasy post-apocalyptic dystopia of Nap City ( #boombride ) & its environs, and;

The magitech colonial era world of Summon the Magewife, full of abortion banning vampires, floating cities, & weird racism

Different settings but similar moods lol #januaryworldbuilders

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A square ad for my book. The cover is on the left, with a woman on a jetbike flying upsidedown reaching out to a very stoic looking woman below. Neon letters spell out BOOM GOES THE BRIDE. On the right big blue text spells out A GENRE BENDING DUOLOGY WITH FULL BORE ROMANCE. PULP SEX ACTION ANGST. A CYBER FANTASY DYSTOPIA IN SPACE.

A square ad for my book. The cover is on the left, with a woman on a jetbike flying upsidedown reaching out to a very stoic looking woman below. Neon letters spell out BOOM GOES THE BRIDE. On the right big blue text spells out A GENRE BENDING DUOLOGY WITH FULL BORE ROMANCE. PULP SEX ACTION ANGST. A CYBER FANTASY DYSTOPIA IN SPACE.

New 📌!

Get ready for BOOM goes the Bride!

A twice-dead elven thief, a princess of clones, & a lot of explosions both in and out of the bedroom. Mechs, magic, and everything spice.

Preorder & save today! (release date ~early March) boom-goes-the-bride.backerkit.com/hosted_preor... #boombride

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i have a flashback myself in #boombride because there's a lot of ground to cover, and the character magically imparts the memories to the POV character while she's playing a song. anything can suck if it sucks, and anything can be good if it's good. hating on specific tools is a bit ehh #writestuff

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What to expect from me on here:

-Lesbians
-Writing talk (BUY #BOOMBRIDE)
-Lots of art reposts
-One political post per day max
-Goofy Gooberism (Pacific Orthodox)
-yuri commentary
-SPAAAAAAAACE

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This Black Friday support queer creators like me and get a book printed by a small Canadian printer, written, edited, and uh... Arted? by queers, and help me make sure i can spend even more money on the sequel.

Which you will want...

#blackfridaydeals #backerkit #boombride

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I'll be there on Saturday and if you recognize me and say the code phrase (you know the one) you might just get an eARC of #boombride...

(I wish i could give out some physical goodies but i don't have them yet 😭)

I'll also be playing the hell out of some indie games

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Video

WATCH. LISTEN. OBEY.

Boombride ch 1 read (one take!) and live Q&A happening in FIVE HOURS at 6PM EST. Experience one hour of ME making a FOOL of MYSELF on the INTERNET

WATCH. LISTEN. OBEY.

(schedule link) www.twitch.tv/thebookbazaa...

#twitch #stream #boombride #bookbazaar25 #hashtag

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Selected comments from the beta... beta read? Gamma read? The one that comes after beta. Anyways.

"oh dip!"

"oh! sounds racist, ii wonder what other bigoted stuff he's gonna say."

"ope, yeah there it is. :/"

"i would die for Flameward."

"i'm glad he got his squirrel bahahaha."

you have a fantastic ability for ramping up tension immediately, i think i stopped breathing for this whole scene.

overall i think this is a fantastic intro into this world and this story! the exposition never took me out of a scene, but i feel like i got so much information on the world. the flow was perfect and i finished it all in one sitting. i can't wait to see more from this world and story!

Selected comments from the beta... beta read? Gamma read? The one that comes after beta. Anyways. "oh dip!" "oh! sounds racist, ii wonder what other bigoted stuff he's gonna say." "ope, yeah there it is. :/" "i would die for Flameward." "i'm glad he got his squirrel bahahaha." you have a fantastic ability for ramping up tension immediately, i think i stopped breathing for this whole scene. overall i think this is a fantastic intro into this world and this story! the exposition never took me out of a scene, but i feel like i got so much information on the world. the flow was perfect and i finished it all in one sitting. i can't wait to see more from this world and story!

Thank you @zeegeeclover.bsky.social for the lovely comments on Summon the Mage-Wife Episode 1. I know it's all #boombride #boombride #boombride right now (for a good reason) but #magewife is coming soon as well.

Deliver babies.
Kill vampires.
Sass men.
Sleep.
Then do it all again.

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New preview image, who dis?

Next stretch goal IS fancy inks! Leaves! Like you find on the ground, but somehow spelling out a pulpy lesbian potatoromantasy in their veins, venules, & petioles as they decay from green to red to mulched brown.

Also the leaves are sexy.

#boombride #thebookbazaar25

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BOOM goes the Bride A pulpy lesbian romance between an elven thief from another world and a corporate princess whose company is built on her clones. 300,000 and counting, and the woman they're made from wishes they didn'...

New preview image, who dis?

Next stretch goal IS fancy inks! Leaves! Like you find on the ground, but somehow spelling out a pulpy lesbian cyberromantasy in their veins, venules, & petioles as they decay from green to red to mulched brown.

Also the leaves are sexy.

#boombride #thebookbazaar25

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