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I wish I were Italian.
As they said, Italy is not the wild west...we have labor protections here
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Sure, I don’t work for the government. I just like to feel included! 🥰🙃
#5things #5accomplishments #ElonMusk #Doge #accomplishments
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My #5accomplishments:
1) Prevented the earth from spinning into the sun
2) Reconciled quantum theory with general relativity
3) Gave flowers to Maddie in HR, she seemed a little down
4) Fought fascism wherever I encountered it
5) Baked cookies
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1) I press the do not launch button for nukes every 24 hours
2) I managed the NOC list for the CIA
3) I provide tactical support for federal Marshall's
4) all crop subsidy approvals must go thru me
5) I make sure HAARPs weather control system is functional.
#doge #5accomplishments #elon
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@ElonMusk: “Hello there, #FederalEmployee. I’m here to enquire about your list of #5Accomplishments.”
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I ended up sleeping most of the day today, in my comfy seat on the reclining couch.
Went out in the warm sunlight twice- once to take a walk around the property, another to help a dog investigate chicken noise, and read my book.
Fully productive day- and I ate leftover pizza.
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Here are my #5Accomplishments
#MuskEMail #JagsOff #Resist #courage #Standup #DoNotKneel
Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.
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1. I didn't wave around a chainsaw to celebrate the fact that I fired thousands of Americans
2. I donated to my local animal shelter #AdoptDontShop
3. I hit the like button on every photo of a vandalized Tesla
4. I did some artwork in my moleskine notebook
5. I fed some raccoons
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