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ACWMH-
Hubby: "Put this heating pad on high?"
Me not paying attention: "Sure."
1 minute later...
Me: "SHIT! HOT! Turn it off."
Hubby: "Ooops, I guess that's too much."
Me: "Yeah, any hotter, and we'd need steak sauce."
#ACWMH #backpain #marriedlife #couples #adulting
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Husband: "Aww, man!"
Me: "What?"
Husband: "We missed Scotch o'clock."
Me: Looking at the clock and then down at the full litter box. "Yep. We went half past Cat Shit."
#ACWMH #marriedlife #couples #adulting
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Talking to our dog, Me: Dude, stop licking your butt!
Husband: Are you talking to me?
Me: Honey, if you could lick your own butt, I'd ask why we are even married?
#ACWMH #marriedlife #partners #funny
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ACWMH- A poop joke.
Talking to myself in the bathroom. Me: Why is it everywhere?
From down the hall, Hubby: Bc it's a Smear Campaign! Confused Me: Are you saying my asshole is Mark Zuckerberg, and I'm TikTok?....
Hubby peaks in: Yes.
Me: NOOOOOOO!!! #Joke #poopjoke #ACWMH #marriedlife #couples
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Con't. ACWMH- The broken coffee mug. Me: (best attorney voice) Well Inspector, you know what they say, "If they're cute as shit, you must Acquit." 😉 #ACWMH #theend
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Con't. ACWMH- The broken coffee mug. Hubby: It's either the orange kitten with one brain cell (GASP) or the curly-haired toddler with two teeth (double GASP)! #ACWMH #continued
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ACWMH- The case of the broken coffee mug. Hubby: It's one of two suspects, and both are cute, but one is even more adorable than the other. Me: Who could it be? #ACWMH #continued
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYnewSfE/ #acwmh #tv #anime #differentinterests #faking #marriedlife #couples #relationships #partners #funny
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Watching #RedOne , my husband pretended to play his video game appeared at my side on the couch. At the end, he wanted to watch the credits to see if Nick Fury would recruit Santa for the #Avengers #lol #acwmh #santaclaus #fun #mcu #marvel #Christmas
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Actual conversation with my husband: At dinner, he remembered I went to the doctor today and asked if I had gotten tested for #Covid. I told him I got tested for all three: Strep, Flu, and Covid-19. I was happy to report that it was a cold and not Strefludovid. #negative #ACWMH
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