The opening line is 'Well-aimed, Sir Roger!' and it just gets better from there. #AChallengeforRobinHood
For a laugh, I searched for #AChallengeforRobinHood on Netflix - it's not there, but the 8th search result is 'Requiem for a Dream'.
Piece of sh*t film's finished now and I already miss it #AChallengeforRobinHood
Holy crap this was partly a Hammer film #AChallengeforRobinHood
Marion wearing pretty wedding dress. Robin Hood wearing same sh*t he's worn all film #AChallengeforRobinHood #effort
Robin Hood didn't even kill anyone #AChallengeforRobinHood #feeble
Robin Hood and somebody are having a hand-to-hand fight with a thing and I don't even know what the thing is #AChallengeforRobinHood
Friar Tuck smashed a pot over someone's head. Nice try, but you're still a dickwad #AChallengeforRobinHood
Lead villain armed with sword fails to kill man armed with stool #AChallengeforRobinHood
The major third act drama of #AChallengeforRobinHood seems to be that the food in the castle isn't very nice. #Masterchef
'Take him to the coldest and wettest dungeon in the castle!'
#AChallengeforRobinHood #villainy
Merry Man 1: Can you see anything?
Merry Man 2: No, it's too dark.
#AChallengeforRobinHood #visionproblems
Soldier 1: I thought I heard something...
Soldier 2: Nah, you've been eating too much rabbit stew
What?
#AChallengeforRobinHood
Robin Hood more annoyed that Marion's been kidnapped than the Much is dead. Callous prick. #AChallengeforRobinHood
Friar Tuck just completely missed that all the prisoners escaped. Stupid c*nt didn't even get a verbal warning. #AChallengeforRobinHood
'What'll rescue this film at this point is if the whole heroic cast sing a song about freedom' #AChallengeforRobinHood
'Slutty' Marion is an imposter. Don't know why this is other than to underline that good girls don't think about sex #AChallengeforRobinHood
So many people are laughing heartily that I don't know what it means any more #AChallengeforRobinHood
Obviously nobody's dead. Falling in a stream and getting laughed at is clearly enough to warrant a career change #AChallengeforRobinHood
About 12 soldiers all ran into a very small fallen tree and fell over #AChallengeforRobinHood
Lead villain channeling a *lot* of Donald Sutherland. I wish it *was* Donald Sutherland... #AChallengeforRobinHood
Not enough people these days say "...and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury!" when they don't believe who someone is. #AChallengeforRobinHood
Ah, good, now the obligatory ten minutes of character-turn mugging that was compulsory in all British art until 1976 #AChallengeforRobinHood
In fairness, the little poor kid is SO F*CKING ANNOYING #AChallengeforRobinHood
Character just introduced himself as 'Sir Jamil de Pannetone'. I'm serious. #AChallengeforRobinHood
Two women in #AChallengeforRobinHood - one a wicked slut, the other a humble servant. SIGH.
Olympic-standard 'working class deference to the much smarter posh person' #AChallengeforRobinHood
Friar Tuck chortling at open bullying over his weight #AChallengeforRobinHood
Will Scarlett hiding in a corridor, regretting his dedication to colour-coding #AChallengeforRobinHood
Main villain just failed to shoot a fat monk in a lake #AChallengeforRobinHood