Today's Movie Consisted Of:
#AChristmasCarousel
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Thank you all so much for making this first ever Bluesky #Flansmas such a fun experience! See you in November! 👋 (4/4)
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Everyone rides on the carousel! They are all happy and gay! Never forget that you can come out at any time! The end 🏳️🌈 #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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PP also hires RB's dad to be the permanent carousel guardian or some shit. This position seems...unnecessary. But he's psyched because he and the Royal Assistant are DTF. They take the niece to the carousel. She's like "HOLY SHIT! THIS CAROUSEL DOESN'T LOOK LIKE CRAP ANYMORE!!" #AChristmasCarousel
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RB thinks PP and the duke's daughter are getting engaged after all. She tells her dad that she's gonna interview for the Project Director job and is LEAVING TONIGHT after the niece's solo! That's a very specific time to have a flight. #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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Ohhhhhhh fuck, you guys! The duke's daughter has shown up at the carousel (it's like the filmmakers read my previous post). She's like "I need to see PP before we go to the gala!" RB is like "YOU'RE his date?!" She is DEVASTATED! She thought she and PP were IN LOVE!!! 😭 #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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Now the prince is telling his father that he's in love with Rachel Boston. His dad the king is all "I have seen four rudimentary paintings done by children, and am now completely fine with this." He gives his blessing. By the way, we haven't seen a carousel in like 40 minutes. #AChristmasCarousel
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PP is now giving a speech, but he's going rogue! He's talking about HOW MUCH HE FUCKING LOVES ART (i.e., coming out)!!! Everyone is like "WE LOVE OUR ARTISTIC [gay] PRINCE!!!!" #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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He's asking Cute Chick to the Christmas Eve gala (GAY-la), even though he *really* wants to go with Rachel Boston. Now it's the Art Fair thing, and both the Duke and the King are being MOVED BY ART! (i.e., becoming gay) #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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They're gonna have the niece sing a solo in the Christmas Art Fair or whatever. They're making us listen to her sing. Then we go to the impromptu art class that RB and PP just started, which already has like 15 students who are totally competent painters. #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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RB explains to PP that she's reluctant to apply for the Program Director job because she feels like her entire relationship with her dad is based around the part time work she does helping him repair carousels. Who among us cannot relate to this? #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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Okay; PP has revealed that the cute chick is NOT his girlfriend. He is painting the carousel (HE LOVES ART!!!), and he and RB are bantering. She's an art teacher and he wants to open an art school A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!! #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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The Widowed Dad and the Royal Assistant are flirting. There's a subplot where some cute chick is either boning or desperately wanting to bone the prince, but she thinks art is dumb and gay and the prince IS PASSIONATE ABOUT PAINTING CAROUSELS, so it will not work out. #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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Okay, we've just met PP's dad the king, who is a total stick-the-mud assole. He's all "my fuckboi son needs to marry someone so I can retire." Then RB finds out that the dude painting the carousel *IS* the fuckboi prince! She is FUCKING FLOORED!! She has NEVER SEEN A FILM!! #AChristmasCarousel
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RB obviously has NO IDEA this dude is the prince, so she's like "I hear the prince fucks anything with a pulse lol 🤣" The Playboy Prince is all "He does seem to have that reputation..." Bitch, have you never seen a movie YOU ARE TALKING TO THE FUCKBOI PRINCE. #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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They stop by the SEVERELY FUCKED UP CAROUSEL, and RB literally bumps into a dude painting it who is very obviously the Playboy Prince. He aggressively hits on her. Meanwhile, the dad and the Royal Assistant are already horny for each other. #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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Rachel Boston is a teacher who, for the last day before Christmas break, has taken her tiny kid students to the carousel her great grandfather built. That seems like nepotism. The kids are psyched about the carousel, which I don't buy. Modern kids DGAF about carousels. #Flansmas #AChristmasCarousel
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We're deep into #Flansmas and I have only done ONE movie with a prince, so we will be correcting that tonight with #AChristmasCarousel. It also stars FAN FAVORITE Rachel Boston, who was in the very movie that INSPIRED Flansmas, #ChristmasCrush (sometimes called #HolidayHighSchoolReunion).
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