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(7/7 continued) - Alt-Text Desciptions + Hashtags

Black Hole – A dark ink wash portrait; a woman breathes out smoke or soul. The cosmos as shadow, skin, and silence.

The Means to an End – Five black cutouts in mid-motion across a gallery wall. Theatrical violence as staged truth.

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Sip: (what you’re drinking)
Sound: (song/album)
Art: (title/artist/location)
Take: 1–3 punchy lines on why it matters.
Alt‑text: 1–2 lines describing the image for accessibility.
Tags: #AfternoonArtCritic + 1–2 relevant

I’m offline tomorrow. Want to run Afternoon Art Critic for us? No gatekeeping—pick an artwork, post a short take, and tag me. This project isn’t mine; it’s ours. ✊🎨
#AfternoonArtCritic #CommunityArt #ArtAsResistance

Wittgenstein's Monster (@wittgensteinmonster@mastodon.social) Afternoon Art Critic – Zapatista Edition From your resident non-artist / non-critic: 🥤 The sip: chalky but tasty smoothie (berries, banana, Greek yogurt, chia, cinnamon, lime, coconut, oat milk, prot...

🖼️ New Afternoon Art Critic thread just dropped:
Today we dive into the revolutionary mural art of the Zapatistas — eyes, balaclavas, books, birds, women, and Black Lives Matter in Chiapas.

#AfternoonArtCritic #ZapatistaArt #EZLN #ArtAsResistance #BLM

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I’ll be offline tomorrow.

If any of you want to carry the torch of Afternoon Art Critic—do it.
Snap a photo. Write a few words.
Tell us what it means.

This project was never mine.
It’s ours.
Like the murals. Like the masks. Like the movement.

✊🏽🎨🖋

#AfternoonArtCritic #ArtAsResistance #EZLN […]

Wittgenstein's Monster (@wittgensteinmonster@mastodon.social) 🧵 Afternoon Art Critic: El Greco Edition with your resident non-artist and non-critic 🎨 The Artist: El Greco 🎧 The Sound: It’s a Beautiful Place to Die – Water From Your Eyes 🍺 The Sip: Key West Pale...

🖼️🎶🍺 Afternoon Art Critic returns — with your resident non-artist and non-critic.

The artist? El Greco
The sound? It’s a Beautiful Place to Die — Water From Your Eyes
The sip? Key West Pale Ale

#ElGreco #AfternoonArtCritic #WaterFromYourEyes #Madonna #KeyWestPaleAle #bsky #art #music

CW: gore, violence, nudity (artistic)

🖌️🎶🍶

#ArtHistory #FeministArt #Baroque #Gentileschi #ExistPop #JunmaiSake #AFternoonArtCritic

Wittgenstein's Monster (@wittgensteinmonster@mastodon.social) 🎨 Afternoon Art Critic from your resident non-artist posted daily—unless I forget Today’s artist: Claude Monet Because yesterday was so dower (no offense, Basquiat—love you still) The sip? Champagne, ...

🎨 New Afternoon Art Critic thread just dropped: CLAUDE MONET
(or... eventually Monet. You'll see.)
Mélusine, champagne, bad monuments, and soft vibes.

🖼️ 7 posts. 5 paintings. 2 fake-outs. 1 Shire reference.

#ClaudeMonet #ArtThread #AfternoonArtCritic #BlueSkyArt #PublicDomainArt #ShireVibes

Wittgenstein's Monster (@wittgensteinmonster@mastodon.social) 🧵 Afternoon Art Critic: Cave Paintings Edition from your resident non-artist, non-critic, and full-time fan of the primordial scribble 🎧 SOUND & SIP Sound: Leviathan by Mastodon Because if we’re di...

🎨 Afternoon Art Critic returns—this time we go way, way back:
Cave Paintings Edition

From Caquetío spirals to Lascaux layers, it’s presence > preservation.

🦣 Featuring: mudslides, Mastodon (the band), and a whole lotta ochre.

#AfternoonArtCritic #CaveArt #CrossPosted #EshuElegbaraWasHere