A Matter of Carpet and Drapes by Tookuni Fandoms:One Piece (Anime & Manga) Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply M/M Work in Progress 19 Apr 2026 Tags No Archive Warnings ApplyRoronoa Zoro/SanjiSanji (One Piece)Roronoa ZoroTop Roronoa Zoro/Bottom Sanji (One Piece)Power Bottom Sanji (One Piece)Virgin Roronoa ZoroCanon UniverseCrackHumorAttempt at HumorPlot What Plot/Porn Without PlotSmutFirst TimeAnal Sexi have no explanation for thisYou can read chapter 1 as a silly one shot Summary “That’s when everything went south. Everything went south, because Zoro yelled: ‘What the fuck cook?!’ And Sanji doesn’t know why, but he senses that the reason for this scream will not only delay the moment of his capillary liberation, but also finish him off mentally. For Zoro’s eyes are fixed on him. No… not on him. On his penis. Zoro. Has his eyes. Fixed. On his dick.”
This is me having fun with Sanji's hair and sanity.
But it's actually Zoro's problem.
Fic link: archiveofourown.org/works/83410861
12k, 3 chapters, finished, will post weekly.
#zosan #AMatterofCarpetandDrapes