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Dog Trainer Chick is saying goodbye to Mistletoe and telling him how she never thought she'd love another dog after her ex took her lab SHE AND MISTLETOE ARE THE REAL LOVE STORY! ๐ญ But then Mistletoe hops out of her arms and runs off! She follows him, and Prince finds her! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas
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The princess is like "Mom's gonna make you king at the ball. Is your speech ready?" He has forgotten to write his speech because he's been too horny. She's like "I'll help you," and gives a perfect speech. Good thing he is 100% going to abdicate the throne to his sister. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas
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Uh oh: Mistletoe thinks that Prince and Dog Trainer Chick are *both* his person. But Dog Trainer Chick has to leave in a few days! This is like losing her lab ALL OVER AGAIN! But the prince has asked her to be his date to the Christmas ball or whatever the fuck. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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wait omfg they just said the amount of money they raised in not-pounds are they not even in england wtf is going on
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The corgis raced and it was SO CUTE ๐ญ Mistletoe won. The Royal Corgi Trainer's corgi sat down in the middle of the race. I think he is going to murder the Dog Trainer Chick. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Omfg they're gonna do a CORGI DERBY FOR FOSTER YOUTH YESSSSS BITCH. The princess is getting nervous that her fuckboi brother is gonna become king because Mistletoe is rehabilitating his image. She's nice, but her asshole boyfriend the Royal Corgi Trainer looks shifty. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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The queen just asked AN AMERICAN DOG TRAINER SHE HAS KNOWN FOR LESS THAN TWO WEEKS if her son would make a good king WHAT. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Now they're dancing and they ALMOST smooched, but then the pizza started burning so they didn't THANK GOD (see below). #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Now they're doing a gender-swapped pizza dough-rolling session where SHE is Patrick Swayze. TAKE THAT, GLASS CEILING. While the pizza's baking, they're talking, and she has FINALLY revealed how she lost custody of her beloved dog (A LAB; NOT A CORGI) in her breakup. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Prince is reading Dog Trainer Chick's dog book. Mistletoe is helping Dog Trainer Chick get ready for her date. But Royal Advisor guy is all "You made the reservation under your real name, dumbass. Paparazzi are everywhere." So instead they're staying in and making pizza. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas
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Now they're back at the palace and the prince has asked her to dinner tomorrow. She's like "A date?" and he's all "ERM UM I AM BASHFUL LIKE YOUNG HUGH GRANT." She's like "I am DOWN TO PLOW." It's a date! Orphans are the best aphrodisiac. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Dog Trainer Chick is almost UNCONTROLLABLY HORNY seeing him with these orphans. She wants him to PUT AN ORPHAN IN HER. Mistletoe is hamming it up and getting petted. He's not horny, because he has no balls (I assume). #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Omfg: the event was apparently with ORPHANS (ACTUAL BRITISH ORPHANS), and the prince, Mistletoe, and Dog Trainer Chick have now shown up at THE FUCKING ORPHANAGE with presents. The prince is fucking PLAYING BASKETBALL WITH THE ORPHANS and Mistletoe is taking pics with them. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas
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Now the prince has asked Dog Trainer Chick to an event he has to go to tomorrow. They are both SO horny for each other than I genuinely feel like I am violating their privacy by watching this movie. Also, there has not been a corgi onscreen for LITERAL MINUTES. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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The prince is like "No one wants me to be king because I look like low-rent Josh Meyers" (not really, but it's implied). Dog Trainer Chick is like "What if you financially support my DOG CHARITY?!" Damn; this bitch should be in PR. The Prince is all "Sure; whatever." #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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The Prince is sulking in his study or whatever (it has a ton of bookshelves, and Dog Trainer Chick is HORNY for books). He and Dog Trainer Chick bond over his father and her mother being dead IT'S NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE WITHOUT MULTIPLE DEAD PARENTS!!! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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(Also, the Royal Advisor guy and the queen are totes DTF each other, and will end up together at the end of this movie. If I am wrong, I will eat a corgi.) #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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The Royal Advisor (or whatever he is) tells Dog Trainer Chick that one of the queen's two corgis was THE LAST PRESENT her husband the king ever gave her. So the prince was trying to follow IN HIS FATHER'S FOOTSTEPS by giving her Mistletoe. WHO CARES; SHOW MORE CORGIS. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Mistletoe has snitched a 16th century ornament and is holding it in his mouth! Everyone is AGHAST! Dog Trainer Chick goes "Drop it!" and he IMMEDIATELY drops it. In the seven-plus years that I have had Pierro, this has never worked on him once. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Now they're trimming the tree with his family, because you would definitely invite an American dog trainer who you've known for 48 hrs. to trim THE ROYAL CHRISTMAS TREE WITH YOUR MOTHER THE QUEEN. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Okay; we've got some plot up in here. The PLEBIAN Royal Corgi Trainer doesn't want the Prince to become king because he thinks he'll veto him marrying the princess. He wants his girlfriend the princess to become queen. None of this is about corgis, so I am bored. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Now we're at a training session. Prince is all "Can't I just give him treats?" UMMMM, I DON'T KNOW; DO YOU WANT A MORBIDLY OBESE CORGI? He and Dog Trainer Chick are bickering because the Prince is a dick. Now she's making him pick up Mistletoe's poop DRAG HIM, BITCH!! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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The Royal Corgi Trainer is super bitchy to Dog Trainer Chick, but the princess is nice to her. Dog Trainer Chick keeps doing Namaste-hands while curtesying, because she has apparently never seen a piece of media where anyone has curtesied ever. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Mistletoe is going to stay in Dog Trainer Chick's room because the Royal Corgi Trainer (who is secretly boning the princess, don't forget) has said he is a "bad apple." GUILLOTINE THIS MOTHERFUCKER, TOO. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Prince is all "Deuces" and Dog Trainer Chick is like "You have to be part of the training! You are his HUMAN!" I gotta be honest with you guys: I find it nearly impossible to believe that these two will EVER find common ground! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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Prince is all "Uggghhhh he won't stop barking ๐" Dog Trainer is like "Where's his crate?" and we learn that Mistletoe does not have a crate *or* a bed and the Prince has been having him sleep ON THE FUCKING CARPET?!? GET THE GUILLOTINE FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
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