Operation Mistletoe - continuity needed a bit more scrutiny and interesting choices by the wardrobe department. Otherwise, pure cheese.
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I’m gonna post my thoughts on the Xmas movies I watch this season. First up, #OperationMistletoe why is her face always smiley?! And how is that every single person in a cafe is wearing either red or green?! Bruh 😂
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It's a coffee and #flansmas morning. #operationmistletoe.
You guys, omfg: there was just an ENTIRE scene between Friend Mayor, Protagonist, and Hair Hat where a guy stood silently behind the mayor THE WHOLE TIME. And then at the end, she goes "Oh, honey, can you go [do whatever]?" and he left WITHOUT SAYING A WORD 🤣 It rocked so hard. #OperationMistletoe
BFF is freaking out because they've been under mistletoe three (3) times and still haven't kissed. Bitch, this is why you need AN ACTUAL PLAN. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
You guys, she has called him."Ryan St. Nicholas" TO HIS FACE no less than forty-seven times in this movie. Is this how Canadians think Americans talk? Like we just go around using people's full names? #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
Protagonist and Hair Hat just did a prank where you secretly decorate someone's lawn for Christmas. This is the most Canadian prank I have ever heard about in my entire life. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
BFF found out that Hair Hat and Protagonist are going out to dinner tonight, so she's running off to hang mistletoe all the fuck over the restaurant. 1) How does she know which restaurant? Is there only one restaurant in town? (Possible.) 2) Why is the proprietor allowing this? #OperationMistletoe
You guys, I really cannot over exaggerate how little chemistry Hair Hat and Protagonist have. It is like a sexual charisma black hole whenever they're onscreen together, which is 90% of the movie. (I hope neither of them reads this; I assume they don't have Bluesky in Canada.) #OperationMistletoe
Now Protagonist and Hair Hat are baking sugar cookies at his dead grandmother's house. He has just revealed that he is a financial advisor, which I assume I would have already known if I was paying attention. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
Protagonist just broke up with Less Attractive Kumail Nanjiani. But Hair Hat has seen and - get this - MISINTERPRETED their conversation from afar! He's probably gonna FUCKEN KILL HIMSELF!!!!!!!! #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
This bitch is now going through old Christmas stuff at Hair Hat's dead grandmother's house and she just found a DRIED ORANGE SLICE. His grandmother has been dead for ALMOST A YEAR. Like that thing wouldn't be CRAWLING WITH MAGGOTS. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
This movie is trying to get me to give a fuck about the Christmas fundraiser that's in tribute to his grandmother and is also gonna save the town or something, but I refuse. I refuse to give a fuck about ANYTHING but the mistletoe plan, which I BARELY give a fuck about. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
Hair Hat just asked her out to dinner out of nowhere, and she goes "Come on, Ryan! It's like 11 o'clock in the morning!" BITCH, I THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR CRUSH?? WHAT THE FUCK?? #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
Hair Hat and Protagonist are talking about how hard it is to find chemistry with people. It's an unintentionally ironic conversation, as these two actors have no chemistry. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
Omfg, you guys: his grandmother's house is still decorated for Christmas because, for the last few months of her life, "she thought every morning was Christmas." That is DEPRESSING AS FUCK, CANADA. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
Wowwwwwww BFF already got them to stand under mistletoe at his dead nan's house ("nan" seems to be Canadian for "grandmother"), but they DIDN'T KISS! What of your plan now, BFF?!?! #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
By the way, Protagonist is in a situationship with a guy in town who is even more boring than her brother. This will probably lead to some sort of "misunderstanding." #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
Omfg you guys: "Operation Mistletoe" is LITERALLY just the BFF trying to get Protagonist and Hair Hat together under mistletoe. That is THE EXTENT OF THE PLAN! Obsessed with this idiot friend. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
Protagonist just said to Hair Hat "You left town in a scraggly t-shirt." A "scraggly" t-shirt? Is this a Canada thing? Hair Hat just said that his suit is "bespoke." Wherever he is, @dieworkwear.bsky.social just projectile vomited. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
In yet ANOTHER gender swap, it is Hair Hat's grandmother who is dead, which makes him sad. This tracks, in my experience. I am also sad that my grandmother is dead. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
By the way, I'm like fifteen minutes in and there have already been *multiple* examples of people kinda flubbing their lines and just pushing through. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
Anyway, despite her Boring Husband telling her not to meddle, BFF is launching "Operation Mistletoe." Her character quirk is that she refers to everything as "operation: [blank]" SO FUCKING WHIMSICAL!!!! #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
These are two lines that just happened re: Protagonist:
BORING HUSBAND: She's a grown adult! She's also our business partner.
BFF: And she's your sister and my best friend!
This is what we call "economy of characters."
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Hair Hat's name is "Ryan St. Nicholas" FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF! Mayor Friend has asked Protagonist to talk to Hair Hat about some fundraiser she wants to do blah blah blah all of these people have Canadian accents, so it's hard to focus on plot. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
0MFG, WE HAVE A GENDER SWAP! Protagonist never left her small town, and HER CRUSH is a big New York City real estate agent or some shit. He has so much hair, you guys. His hair looks like a hat. #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
Wait, okay: BFF is married to Protagonist's brother (don't worry; he's already called her "sis") and they all work together. This is gonna be one of those movies where they only had the budget to hire like six actors, isn't it? #OperationMistletoe #Flansmas
