School District Declares Sick Kids Just Big Fans of Virtual Learning #BreakingNews #ParentingProblems #SatireNews #AbsurdAcademia #DoctorWho By: TheJestPress.com In a move that many are calling “bold,” “groundbreaking,” and “possibly the result of an untreated fever,” the East Side Unified School District announced on Monday that doctor’s notes will NO LONGER be accepted to excuse student absences. That's right, Timmy. Your bout with the common cold is officially unrecognized by the academic authorities.

School District Declares Sick Kids Just Big Fans of Virtual Learning

#BreakingNews #ParentingProblems #SatireNews #AbsurdAcademia #DoctorWho By: TheJestPress.com In a move that many are calling “bold,” “groundbreaking,” and “possibly the result of an untreated fever,” the East Side Unified School…

School District Declares Sick Kids Just Big Fans of Virtual Learning #BreakingNews #ParentingProblems #SatireNews #AbsurdAcademia #DoctorWho By: TheJestPress.com In a move that many are calling “bold,” “groundbreaking,” and “possibly the result of an untreated fever,” the East Side Unified School District announced on Monday that doctor’s notes will NO LONGER be accepted to excuse student absences. That's right, Timmy. Your bout with the common cold is officially unrecognized by the academic authorities.

School District Declares Sick Kids Just Big Fans of Virtual Learning

#BreakingNews #ParentingProblems #SatireNews #AbsurdAcademia #DoctorWho By: TheJestPress.com In a move that many are calling “bold,” “groundbreaking,” and “possibly the result of an untreated fever,” the East Side Unified School…