#AccidentalBrassEye

#accidentalbrasseye

An indecipherable graph on Brass Eye, titled “Man vs Anomal evil continuum paradox”, with axes including “Number of animals abused”, “What makes people cruel” and “Intelligence of either party”.

Same energy. #AccidentalBrassEye

Sign in hospital: “OXYGEN IS A DRUG • Prescribed, by Doctors • Titrated, by Nurses • Signed For, by Nurses Check the chart, range, and saturations”

Brass Eye presenter Chris Morris says, “Some people say alcohol’s a drug”. He then takes a huge sip of Guinness, puts the pint glass down and says emphatically, “It's not a drug, it's a drink.”

#AccidentalBrassEye

“A source said the Princess Royal was overheard saying, ‘You should have seen the look on their faces. I laughed and laughed and laughed’.” #AccidentalBrassEye