#AccordingToMyDietitian

Owl perched on a clock. The time displayed is 1:02.

Thanks to Daylight Saving, I missed lunch. Wasn't laughing after I bit him.🦉💢

#AccordingToMyDietitian

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#AccordingtomyDietitian

What dietitian?🤔

a banner that says take your vitamins with a bunch of different fruits and vegetables ALT: a banner that says take your vitamins with a bunch of different fruits and vegetables

#AccordingToMyDietitian I need to take supplements due to my fussy palate.

a man throws a cardboard sign that says " rules no eating " ALT: a man throws a cardboard sign that says " rules no eating "

#AccordingToMyDietitian I should've eaten him with more
vegetables or at least a salad.

#AccordingToMyDietitian a balanced diet is essential

ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped sweater and a white scarf around his ears . ALT: ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped sweater and a white scarf around his ears .

#AccordingToMyDietitian my wife's right, I never listen

#AccordingToMyDietitian I'm not too big for someone my weight.

#AccordingToMyDietitian He's not fat-shaming me, he's just shaming me.

#AccordingToMyDietitian He ain't heavy, he's my dietitian

#AccordingToMyDietitian I need a bigger door

#AccordingToMyDietitian Weight gain is the number one cause of gaining weight.

#AccordingToMyDietitian Everything in moderation. . .

#AccordingToMyDietitian persistence pays off. 🥴

#AccordingToMyDietitian Negotiating is allowed. 😋😋😋

#AccordingToMyDietitian the See Food Diet is not actually a thing.

this QRP reminds me of the Betty White meme:
as shown in the video below, she said:
" #AccordingToMyDietitian a glass of wine a day can extend your life" 🍷😁 so yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9gx...

#AccordingToMyDietitian , I need to calm down.

a cartoon character is standing on a spring in front of a bunch of toys ALT: a cartoon character is standing on a spring in front of a bunch of toys

#AccordingToMyDietitian sleep is very good for me

#AccordingToMyDietitian well I’d prefer Titian still alive

#AccordingToMyDietitian chocolate is part of my 5 a day

#AccordingToMyDietitian hunger is bad for me.

#AccordingToMyDietitian I need to go on a diet…. Though one leaves me hungry so I need several on the go

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