Rough start to the day, wow up feeling icky 😿🥺 I wanna curl back up on bed but unfortunately I gotta be a big boy and work #icky #adultproblems #roughstart #Mondayblues
Why is my electric bill acting like I’ve been running a nightclub out of my house when I barely turn the lights on?
I’m over here unplugging everything, adjusting the thermostat like it’s a science experiment, sitting in the dark
#ElectricBill #CostOfLiving #AdultProblems #FunnyButTrue #BudgetLife
Gotta keep telling myself that it's a weather telework day, not a snow day... #AdultProblems
Will I regret not listening to enough Bruce Springsteen?
#adultproblems
1. "Adulting = trying to figure out why my bills are so high 💸😂 #FinancialStruggle #AdultProblems"
2. "When you finally understand how QFS works... but your bank account doesn't 🤑😅 #QFS #MoneyMystery"
3. "Banking system: where your money goes to disappear 💔💸 #FinancialRevolution"
Glasses really do need airtags~first it was sunglasses now cannot find reading glasses. Both lost somewhere on property too😑
glasses are becoming the new lost sock in dryer #adultproblems
Now my oven is not working just my luck gf is cooking food just dam #adultproblems #cooking
It's a shame, one wants to go to play commander at my shop but it starts so late and I wake up way too early(being up that early should be illegal).
Spelltable it is!
#adultproblems #edhproblems
I can't believe I'm losing sleep because the garage messed up my bike's front brake and people still think I should have kids.
Do I not have enough sleepless nights you think?
#adultproblems
#kidsfree
I'd rather be in a class taught by Gil Myers than deal with adult problems today #beverlyhills90210 #adultproblems
Being an adult means wanting a $1500 vacuum. #adultproblems
Guess who's very busy with both an accounting course AND her German lessons and doesn't have any dolly-time? #dollsky #adultproblems
Christmas breaks don't hit like they used to.
#Adultproblems.
As an adult, when getting Christmas presents delivered early, do you wait till Christmas Day or just open the package immediately. #adulthood #twenty-five #meme #adultproblems #Christmas
Everybody wants to own a home until the HVAC goes on the fritz…
#adultproblems
#adulting
I love The Cure, but ever since someone pointed out the fart sound on “Friday, I’m in Love,” I can’t unhear it. #adultproblems
All of us. Except that's the last week of the semester and there's absolutely no way even if there were tickets. #adultproblems
My job is actually keeping me busy...couldn't even get onto #sky until now. Like...y'all really gonna make me work for my paycheck?
#work #writing #minoritywriters #adultproblems
Yes, FFXIV 7.1 dropped, but I’m also in the middle of Metaphor, so hard to allocate the 2-3 hours of free time I have each day
#adultproblems
Halloween pumpkins on steps carved with automobile warning lights: engine service light oil engine temperature battery
apologies, forgot to share this #Halloween pic yesterday
#cars #AdultProblems
I really wish kids had better stamina on halloween. They get tired so fast and I can't trick-or-treat without a child accompaning me. *sight*
#halloween
#trick-or-treat #adultproblems
Should I avoid doing the dishes by playing Paleo Pines, or should I avoid doing dishes by playing The Sims? #adultproblems
"Last Will and Testament" #adultproblems