“Sergeant Major just stated Hegseth has come down with a new Directive- No looking at the foliage. It is a tactical distraction. We are warfighters…not botanists.”

I’m kidding. Army doesn’t use big words like ”foliage” and “botanists”.

#AirForceBestForce

Bart, driving in a Navy uniform.

“You used to wear one.”
“Yeah, mine. -But I wasn’t a fuckin’ squid.”

#GunCrazy #NoirAlley #TCMParty #AirForceBestForce

An Army Military Police with a white helmet on. The letters M and P are separated by a logo badge that looks questionable.

Oh man, if I was partnered with the Army MPs there like I was in Germany I would’ve died laughing.

“Sure I wear a blue beret, but you guys have butt plug logos on your helmets!” #WithoutPity #NoirAlley #TCMParty #AirForceBestForce

I knew better. #AirForceBestForce

A man, a woman, and a sailor all talk about how her name is June. (Deadline At Dawn still.)

**Just gets in the middle of #DeadlineAtDawn after a hockey game**

…wait, she’s putting herself through this for a SQUID?!

#NoirAlley #TCMParty #AirForceBestForce

(I recorded the part I missed. We’ll watch it again tomorrow in full.)

Motrin and change your socks, you’ll be fine. #Hoorah #AirForceBestForce

Officer’s club SUUUUUUUUCKS.

The best parties are a PJ’s hangars or SF buildings in the middle of the night when back office is out.

#AirForceBestForce

#NoirAlley #BlackGravel #SchwarzerKies #TCMParty 🍸

Convair F-102 Delta Darts flew over her head, by the way. 😜

#AirForceBestForce

#NoirAlley #BlackGravel #SchwarzerKies #TCMParty 🍸

Oh man, I’d hate to do the pace count for this land nav. #AirForceBestForce

#NoirAlley #StormFear #TCMParty 🍸