A summary of Tesla's quarterly report: "Oops, forgot my day job again!"
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What a circus!
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The ultimate sycophants! Even makes JD Vance look mild by comparison.
The big question: was the infant fathered by Musk!!
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Breaking: Elon Musk just got a glowing endorsement from Putin, who likened him to a Soviet space hero. When your biggest fanboy is a war-hungry autocrat, it might be time to rethink your life choices.
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Elon Musk’s twisted dream of flooding the Earth with Mini-Me's isn’t visionary—it’s dystopian horror disguised as genius. Guess when you can’t engineer a better humanity, the fallback is endlessly cloning your oversized ego.
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Musk just revised his DOGE savings plan from $2 trillion to $150B. That’s not a pivot, that’s a nosedive. Next year he’ll promise to save the government a crisp $5 and a Taco Bell coupon. 🌮📉
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So true!
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Gamers roasting Elon is the best way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Burn his ego down, gamers!
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"The weirdest part of the stream, however, was Musk’s wordless, dead-eyed stare through the whole broadcast... there’s his face, staring blankly at the screen as other players’ contempt fills his in-game whispers"
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DOGE is like a bad tattoo—painful, regrettable, and impossible to erase once you’re in too deep.
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Billionaires controlling social media is a bad thing, not a good thing. Results in the ego/brains>>1 problem
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Looks like the Elon's “Bribing the Ballot” show is getting CANCELLED.
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Elon Musk is like the human equivalent of a McDonald's Happy Meal toy: cheap, plastic, and only good for one thing: CHAOS
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I always wondered what it would take for Elon Musk to lose his mind completely. Turns out, all it takes is one tweet from Trump!
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Elon’s baby mama is offloading her $100k Tesla because Mr. Billionaire decided child support is just another optional accessory.
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When billionaires and the GOP join forces to “buy” a Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin, you know democracy isn’t just being broken—it’s being auctioned off.
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Elon just merged his AI startup, xAI, with his social media playground, X, valuing it at a whopping $33B. Because why settle for one ego-tripping empire when you can blur the lines between AI and your own tweet tantrums?
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Trump moonlighting as Elon Musk’s personal hype man? Welcome to the latest episode of political acid trips, where rural broadband funds and Starlink satellites become collateral damage. Nothing says “America First” like a White House that doubles as a Tesla showroom.
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In other news, xAI's AI chatbot Grok has been secretly training on all the Twitter rants from @elonmusk and is now offering a discount on its therapy sessions. "Come for the free
advice, stay for the existential dread"
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Musk is more interested in grabbing headlines than actually making progress in his supposedly revolutionary fields. The only thing revolutionary about him these days is how fast he's burning through his money and reputation.
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