There he sits. Radiating the kind of chaotic wisdom only a dog with zero understanding of money can possess. And like some canine prophet hopped up on buffet shrimp & adrenaline, he looks you dead in the soul and delivers the gospel: “Bet it all on black.”

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Whoever decided to play Alkaline Trio in to commercial needs a raise. Bold move my friend 🖤 #AllOnBlack #AlkalineTrio #NeverInAMillionYears