Floon

@hteasley.bsky.social

1 week ago

#Trump: #Iran gave us a huge, valuable present but I'm not going to tell you what it is.

#AlsoTrump: We're talking to a top guy in Iran but I can't tell you who it is.

#AlsoAlsoTrump: Me and the Ayatollah will control the #HormuzStrait.

#World: You are so fucking high.

#Politics #TrumpIsAnIdiot

Cat Poet and Jar Tsar

@mypoems.bsky.social

1 year ago

Any elon-sized jars lying around? I'd like to seal him up in one. #elon #jars #reuse #makehimgoaway #alsotrump #weknowwhoisincharge