There is a shortage of quality, affordable child care among cheetahs in the savanna. #2026MMM #AltMammalFacts

Recent scholarship shows that God did not call to Moses from a burning bush, but in fact He called to a gila monster from a rather attractive shrubbery. #2026MMM #AltMammalFacts

Gila monster was supposed to be among the dancing-and-singing masses in a Wegovy commercial, but its lethargy prevented it from performing the dance steps. #2026MMM #AltMammalFacts #GLP1

"I lost some weight!... I'm lowering my risk! ... I haven't pooped for two months!"

Thylacine smells some appealing aromas from a nearby restaurant and sits at an outdoor table to enjoy some tasty kielbasa & pierogis. #AltMammalFacts #2026MMM

a man in a suit and tie is saying " i roll with a group of problematic bachelors " ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " i roll with a group of problematic bachelors "

The bachelor groups are usually referred to as "The Squad" and are fairly problematic. #altmammalfacts #2026MMM

Gila monsters and bobcats have been known to be wise-cracking frenemies! #AltMammalFacts #2026MMM @sexchrlab.bsky.social @natickbobcat.bsky.social

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a martini glass in front of him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a martini glass in front of him

Chuckwallas can make a margarita faster than any other lizard using their salt sneezes for the most complete salt rims #altmammalfacts #2026mmm #2026MMM

Don't know what you're talking about. Ck One is named after the rhino's horn. #2026MMM #AltMammalFacts

#AltMammalFacts Whales can be lulled into careless complacency by the sound of a squirrel playing bagpipes. #2026MMM

squirtle is a pokemon that is swimming in the water ALT: squirtle is a pokemon that is swimming in the water

Squirtle is the squirrel turtle who rejects misleading either/or epistemological divisions!
🐢🐿️ #2026MMM
#AltMammalFacts

a man is flying through a flock of pigeons with the words " birds aren 't real " on the bottom ALT: a man is flying through a flock of pigeons with the words " birds aren 't real " on the bottom

Since #BirdsArentReal, why can’t we just arbitrarily say that they actually •are• mammals after all? #AltMammalFacts #2026MMM

a monster with horns and wings is standing in the dirt in front of a city . Alt: Kaiju Gigan is standing in the dirt in front of a city .

And naturally, @mmmletsgo.bsky.social has answers. Gigan is not some super “Million Dollar Man” space goat, because his hooves aren’t right, even if he does have suitably alien eyes. #AltMammalFacts 🛸🐐🪐

An image of the Showa-era kaiju monster Gigan, the “Cybernetic space dinosaur”?

What kind of ungulate is Godzilla’s kaiju foe Gigan? And will he show up in #2026MMM?
#AltMammalFacts #Kaiju

Groundhogs want to be tree squirrels. #SquirrelScrolling
🌳🐿️ #AltMammalFacts

A black squirrel says “Did you know? The name "Poodle" is a contraction of "Pool Noodle." “

Once bred for waterfowl hunting, the “Poodle” was originally called the “Pool Noodle”. 🐩
#AltMammalFacts #DogsAreSilly #dog

Pumas have also mastered the art of drawing perfect red circles around their scrapes. #AltMammalFacts #2025MMM

The polar bear is the most beautiful thing Taz has seen. He has come to bite his face. #altmammalfacts #2025MMM

Eastern Grey Kangaroos are devotees of CrossFit and are absolutely *ripped.* And they will blabber endlessly about their CrossFit workouts if you get within 20 yards of them. #2025MMM #AltMammalFacts

Olympic marmots have competed in 12 Olympic summer games, winning 2 gold and 5 bronze medals. #2025MMM #AltMammalFacts

Also known to wear Uggs and drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes

#2025MMM #AltMammalFacts

Over 50% driven by my MMManifesto

#2025MMM #AltMammalFacts