Image of Artemis II crew with a green screen. Yes, this is a joke.
Your move round Earthers. 🌏💅
#flatearth #deepstate #ufo #BirdsArentReal #TimotheeChalametAndroid
Image of Artemis II crew with a green screen. Yes, this is a joke.
Your move round Earthers. 🌏💅
#flatearth #deepstate #ufo #BirdsArentReal #TimotheeChalametAndroid
A couple of shots from #MageeMarsh today, a Sandhill Crane taking off. They're such remarkable creatures. Also they're 4 feet tall and only weight 11lbs which doesn't seem real to me. What are birds even?
#birding #birdsky #birdsarentreal
but we know #birdsarentreal haha read my post from yesterday
So sind sie, die heimlichen Überwachungsapparate der Regierung. 😆😅 #birdsarentreal
(Wie schön, dass sich in der Allgemeinheit endlich etabliert hat, dass Vögel rezente Dinos sind. 😄)
It's a government drone, spying on you.
#BirdsArentReal
#tongueincheek
In the vein of #BirdsArentReal, I submit the Mallard duck.
You can look directly at a Mallard making a racket & know in your bones it’s a novice hunter with a crappy duck call
You might think a Bald Eagle is fake if you believe it should sound like a Red Tail Hawk
But Mallards? Definitely not real
Stonemaier Games' drone strategy simulator gets its 4th expansion. Wingspan Americas deploys 151 new surveillance units across Mexico, Central and South America and the Caribbean. 40 hummingbird class micro-drones with independent deck protocols. #Wingspan #birdsarentreal l.d20.ninja/eprp3U
A drawing of an orange owl with sunglasses on on an orange background and the worlds “1000 day steak” below it
This fucking owl and I have spent 1,000 days together in a row and I honestly wish this dumb bird would die. No respect for boundaries.
#DuoLingo #owl #BirdsArentReal
Look up in the sky - it’s a bird, It’s a drone, it’s weed and meth!
#birdsarentreal #crow #drugs #Louisiana #Methamphetamine #prison #OddNews
The birds are real crowd are just baiting us now. #BirdsArentReal
They straight-up look like they've been hapless victims of a Yarn Bombing.
But it's true, #BirdsArentReal
😁
#birdsarentreal
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Conspiracy Theories
From birds being government drones to 5G causing COVID, conspiracy theories are wild. But how do people believe this stuff? We explore the craziest theories, from flat earth to the moon landing hoax. Is it all just a joke gone too far? #ConspiracyTheories #BirdsArentReal…
Die "Vögel" fressen das eh nicht. Glaubt doch hoffentlich niemand mehr, dass es solche Flugviecher wirklich gibt.
#birdsarentreal
Roses are red, Hydrangeas are teal, capitalism sucks and birds aren't real
Happy almost Valentine’s Day from my novel-in-progress! Because even though birds aren’t real, my excitement about the second draft of this book absolutely is 😎
#writing #writercommunity #valentines #wip #capitalismsucks #birdsarentreal
📣 New Podcast! "Ep116 - Birds Aren't Real Conspiracy Theory" on @Spreaker #birds #birdsarentreal #comedy #conspiracy #conspiracytheory #coverup #darkhumor #drones #exposed #fake #government #governmentconspiracy #hiddentruth #hoax #misinformation #satire #surveillance #theory #truthseekers
So, not real? #ifitfliesitspies #birdsarentreal
Hughe is cramming 67 billion years of exile into sixty seconds of pix-pi-Pixilated truth! Watch the Embarxists try to hide behind their 'Bird Drones'while Hughe scrapes the ruins for the GOOP!
The Goop Cometh & the Goop Goeth.
#ArcRaiders #BirdsArentReal #GamingConspiracy #HugheWorldOrder
So glad RFK jr discovered that it’s not windmills killing all the birds, it’s the oils from all the seeds they eat!
#GreenEnergy
#renewable
#SeedOilsAreToxic
#BirdsArentReal anyway
Ha! #birdsarentreal dummy!
Bird's eye view...
#birb #bird #birdsarentreal #governmentdrone
[from Reddit]
a ridiculously coloured Fire-tailed Myzornis: fantastic name for a tangtastic bird
all the #oof used up for today, with a hyperactive group of Fire-tailed Myzornis (Myzornises?) at Latong La, Bhutan
well, that's the colour scheme for the spare room sorted!
#NotARealJob #BirdsArentReal
Wales is the code name for the monitoring and surveillance facility that manages the “birds” program. Notice the identical character count?
#birdsarentreal
#neitheriswales
Since #BirdsArentReal, why can’t we just arbitrarily say that they actually •are• mammals after all? #AltMammalFacts #2026MMM