Ruth: “Pint of Shires?” 🍺
Zach: “Got any Jenkins' Lager, Treacle? That’s what we normally drink in the Queen Vic.” #TheArchers #ArchEnders
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Stella: “Tony is Pip’s… some-sort-of-uncle?”
Tony: “First cousin once removed, according to #TheArchers Character Spreadsheet.”
Zach: “‘Bliged to meet you, guv’nor. Do you grow apples and pears?” #ArchEnders
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Stella: “Pip, this is my brother Zach.”
Zach: “Awight, Darlin? I’m a right old Cockney geezer and no mistake.” #TheArchers #ArchEnders
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I just listened to Friday's ep. As Emma says, could be anyone!
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#WhoClonkedGeorgeGrundy
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It's all very #ArchEnders.
#WhoKilledDirtyDen
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Alice will be in the frame. Last to see him. Motive. Means.
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Amber: “Did you steal the Christmas Club money, George? Did you, tho? DID YOU?”
George: *storms off*
Eddie (phone): “Hi Amber! Oops – I found the Christmas Club money. It was in my pocket all along!”
Amber: “Oh. Great.” 🙄 #TheArchers #ArchEnders
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Amber: “But… what if George stole the Christmas Turkey Club money to pay for the wedding?” #TheArchers #ArchEnders
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George: “I emailed a couple of wedding venues.”
Amber: “Why? Haven’t you read ahead to our Christmas Day episode yet, where I dump you and you ‘wawk art the front doer’?” #TheArchers #ArchEnders
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Emma: “But we’re FAAAAAAMLY!” #TheArchers #ArchEnders
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George: “I wondered if you’d had a chance to talk to the others about giving me a job here?”
Jolene: “Yeah. They all told you to f*** off, George. And you’re barred. Now GET OUTTA MY PUB!” #TheArchers #ArchEnders
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The cow in my #ArchEnders video, which I haven't had cause to use for a while!
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#ArchEnders prediction:
- Brian returns, sacks Stella (again) on the spot, Stella defects to Brookfield.
- Brian goes home and dies of a heart attack. We hear Jenny's voice saying 'Oh Brine".
- Miranda and Brian were secretly married in the Cotswolds.
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Ah, handcuffs on Vinny. Just the way Lizzie likes it. #Cuck #ArchEnders
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This Carl is all a bit #ArchEnders from Birminnum. #TheArchers
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It's not even Friday! #ArchEnders #TheArchers
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I think we might end up with an abattoir hostage situation.
#ArchEnders #TheArchers
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Harrison: “My secondment’s been moved forward. 14th February. I’m leaving next Friday. Happy Valentine’s Day, Ange.” #TheArchers #ArchEnders
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Neil: “You ain’t my muvva!”
Nelly: “YES I AM!” #TheArchers #ArchEnders
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Fallon: “How was your day?”
Harrison: “Like a grim day on Albert Square examining troubling social issues. I feel like I’m in the wrong soap!” #TheArchers #ArchEnders
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Joy: “Christmas Day is gonna be extra special this year, Pet. I’m gonna propose, Pet!”
Helen: “Yeah, good luck with that.” #TheArchers #ArchEnders
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