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He promised to make America great.
He delivered America not great.
He said we’d be better off.
He delivered America not better off.
He blames Democrats for his shortcomings.

#ArtOfTheDeal

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Tony Schwartz (writer) - Wikipedia

#TonySchwartz (born May 2, 1952) is an American journalist and business book author who ghostwrote the 1987 book The #ArtOfTheDeal, which was credited to #DonaldTrump.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Sc...

"Schwartz said he came to regret writing the book"

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Trump’s blockade of the Strait of Hormuz is yet another win for China that is now reaping the benefits of this admin’s failed move as global surge for energy independence.
China controls most of the shares of solar, wind, battery, and EV supply chains.

#ArtOfTheDeal
#AreWeGreatYet
#TrumpDidThat

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Quite a week for JD Vance, the sofa shagging veep. Regime change in Hungary & no regime change in Iran. #ArtOfTheDeal #Whoops

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#ArtOfTheDeal? 🤣

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donald trump is speaking into a microphone and says i 'm an extremely stable genius . ALT: donald trump is speaking into a microphone and says i 'm an extremely stable genius .

Having *demanded* the Strait of Hormuz be kept open, Chump has been forced to realise he is powerless to actually make it happen. "Blockading" it now is simply the US standing impotently by and watching Iran control the situation while Chump flounders and American influence crumbles.

#ArtOfTheDeal

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i know it’s tired at this point, but… #artofthedeal

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Geniet slår til igen! #ArtOfTheDeal

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So now WE are going to BLOCKADE the Strait of Hormuz.

We are going to close a strait that is already closed in order to force the country who closed it, and wants to keep it closed, to open it.

Take THAT Iran!

#5DChess
#ArtOfTheDeal
#MasterNegotiator
#SirWithTearsInMyEyes
#PleaseStopAllTheWinning

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If Iran blocks 135 ships per day and we also block those same 135 ships, then
-135 x -135
There are now 18,225 ships passing through each day 🔥👊🏼 🇺🇸
#ArtOfTheDeal

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#artofthedeal

Fuckin idiots. #fucktrump #fuckbibi

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“I’ll show Iran, I’ll block the Strait myself! Thank you for your attention in this matter”

#artofthedeal 😶🔫

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Trump says U.S. will blockade Strait of Hormuz after Iran peace talks fail Trump said the U.S. blockade will stop Iran from policing the strait and benefiting economically while the rest of the world suffers from its closure.

Rump's only "successes" have been because of THREATS and INTIMIDATION. Has he figured out that His "negotiation skills" DON'T WORK with OTHER COUNTRIES?
Apparently NOT. #Trump is a #LOSER and will ALWAYS be a #LOSER as ARE his #MAGATS.
#ARTOFTHEDEAL MY ASS!
www.cnbc.com/2026/04/12/t...

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Pretty sure the solution to shitting your pants is not to shit in them more. #Trump #StraitofHormuz #ArtOfTheDeal

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How does JD Vance contact Trump 6-12 times while he’s at a noisy UFC match?

A microchip planted in his blown off ear?

A microchip in the back of his hand?

#TrumpsUFC
#usapol
#ArtOfTheDeal

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Iran War Live Updates: Trump Says U.S. Will ‘Blockade’ Strait of Hormuz After Peace Talks Fail

"You're gonna close the straight, huh? Well, we're gonna DOUBE CLOSE IT until you reopen it!"

#artofthedeal #genius #negotiationlessons

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

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Reminds me of a certain idiot who has no idea of what he is doing!
#artofthedeal #iranwar #straitofhormuz

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Still looks closed despite its being open being a condition of Trump’s 2 week ceasefire agreement.
#ArtoftheDeal

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🚨Trump and Iran NEGOTIATIONS COLLAPSE in Pakistan!!!
🚨Trump and Iran NEGOTIATIONS COLLAPSE in Pakistan!!! YouTube video by MeidasTouch

Just like the objectives of this stupid #war, there is no clear or sensible answer to what the “terms” are…
What are the fucking terms?
They included a rejection of much of the already-accepted 10-point baseline...
#Iran #ArtOfTheDeal #winningbigly
youtube.com/watch?v=EqTc...

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Iran was never close to having a nuclear weapon, but they one now in the form of controlling 20% of the worlds oil supply, and basically the entire global economy #ArtoftheDeal

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No “quick deal” as Vance declares negotiations a failure, because Iran had “not accepted American terms for ending the war.” As if capitulation were some kind of negotiation strategy. #artofthedeal?

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#ArtOfTheDeal
#BeBest
#ETTD

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INDEED!
The "master" of negotiations via THREATS and FEAR.

Apparently Iran is NOT impressed by Captain Caveman ..even on #TACOTUESDAY.

#TRUMP #ANUS #GAS #FART #ARTOFTHEDEAL #EPSTEIN #MELANIA

"The Fart of the Deal" (2017)

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#artofthedeal #4dchess

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💡 Core Philosophy & Strategy
Think Big & Push: Aim high and constantly push for the goal.
Protect the Downside: Focus on risk management to let the upside take care of itself. #ArtofTheDeal

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And there it is.
Unfreezing Iranian assets is what #Rethuglicans called "givineg Iran a bag of cash." #Stinky is making Americans suffer to get a deal that's worse than the one he threw out.
Just because he hated Obama and listened to Bibi's lies.
#ArtOfTheDeal

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What's $6 billion between enemies...

Oh wait, that's to open the Straits we had open before Diaper-Dipshit bought the BS Bibi WhatAYahoo was selling.

#ArtOfTheDeal
#FuckTrump

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The #ArtOfTheDeal is not #DonOld's strength, huh?

#WorstUS-PresidentEver
#Warloser47
#FullTimeIdiot

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SYSTEM OF IRAN
SYSTEM OF IRAN YouTube video by Andre Antunes

#iran #war #trump #hegseth #lebanon #straitofhormuz #treaty #artofthedeal #peace #antiwar #draft

youtu.be/YlwXOHIXuw0?...

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