#AskTheChief Do you think the Clangers are a perversion and a threat to traditional marriage?
#AskTheChief If love tears us apart, should I re-prioritise hatred and bump that to the top of my daily schedule?
#occupy this hashtag #AskTheChief SQUATTERS RIGHTS BABY!
#AskTheChief I'm sending my dog into space to mine Near Earth Objects. Do you have any advice?
#AskTheChief if you could leak one highly sensitive powerpoint presentation which would it be? ps are you PRISM? #iwonttell
#AskTheChief my aunt Jemima told me she saw a ghost but she never did. What are your arrest protocols for ghosts?
#AskTheChief Digital Rights Management is tricky and full of pitfalls. If you were DRM what costume would you wear to a fancy dress party?
#AskTheChief Two trains leave different cities heading toward each other at different speeds. When and where do they meet?
#AskTheChief Do you think we should reintroduce timber wolfs into Scotland, or do you think they are genetically predisposed to crime?
#AskTheChief when was your first kiss? Was it pretendsees?
#AskTheChief how do I cook a white sauce? mine always splits?
#AskTheChief were you surprised when they announced Halo 5?