The Nazi’s had the Gestapo, MAGAs have Gazpacho. It’s a perfect ICE-cold meal after a long hot day spent kidnapping their neighbors and deporting them to countries they’ve never been to.
I’ll see myself out.
#AutisticHumor
Parody of the extra Strength Tylenol package. Instead of extra Strength Tylenol it says extra Strength autism
Check out my new design "Extra Strength Autism" available exclusively on #teepublic.
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#autismacceptance #autismawareness #neurodivergent #neurodiversity
He's just a Cute little Yippee Creature keychain. Very squishy!
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Celebrate neurodiversity with this funny autism sticker! Featuring the phrase Rizz'em With The Tism, Perfect for laptops, water bottles, and more!
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If your #Monstera is like oh say 7-9 feet & been kinda sluggish lately just hack off a bunch of it to make new ones. The old one will feel threatened & start growing like wild to keep her spot at the top.
#AutisticHumor #Plantos #AuDHD #GreenWitch
A fake horror movie poster about Neurotypicals 😱
I’m not easily phased by horror movies, but this one is very scary indeed 😱 #meme #autistichumor #funny #actuallyautustic #HorrorSky
🤣🤣🤣 #AutisticHumor
Dan Lamorte a comedian i like and saw last year is coming back to @greatfallscomedy.bsky.social Auburn Maine May 30th and May 31st yay!
#comedy #comedians #comedian #actuallyautistic #autisticcomedian #autistichumor
Every time someone asks me, "What's up?" I always answer, "A two letter word denoting direction. Generally found at the beginning of a prepositional phrase such as "up in the air."
No one else laughs. 🤷🏻♀️😂 #AutisticHumor #ActuallyAutistic
Having had a neurotypical awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other Autistics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs. (Spread the ableist gospel of "recovery.")
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12/12
Sought through stim suppression and social skills training to improve our conscious contact with the Neurotypical God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. (Basically, become a robot.)
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11/12
10: Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. (Obsessively analyze every social interaction for signs of Autistic "failure.")
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10/12
9: Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. (Unless, of course, they're still traumatized by your lack of social graces.)
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9/12
8: Made a list of all persons we had harmed by being Autistic, and became willing to make amends to them all. (Apologize to everyone who ever felt awkward in a conversation with you.)
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8/12
7: Humbly asked Him to remove our Autistic shortcomings. (Beg to be "fixed" and made "normal.")
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7/12
6: Were entirely ready to have Neurotypical God remove all these defects of character. (Get ready for a lifetime of masking and pretending to be someone you're not.)
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6/12
5: Admitted to Neurotypical God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our Autistic wrongs. (Publicly apologize for not making enough eye contact.)
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5/12
4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our Autistic traits. (List every special interest, sensory sensitivity, and social gaffe.)
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4/12
3: Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of the Neurotypical God as we understood Him. (Prepare for forced eye contact and endless small talk.)
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3/12
2: Came to believe that a Neurotypical Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. (This power is probably ABA therapy)
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2/12
Oh yeah. The 12-steps in Autism Anonymous (AA), right?
1: We admitted we were powerless over our autism – that our stims had become unmanageable. (Bonus points if you confess to flapping in public. The horror!)
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1/12
Autistic Trans humor:
Y'know, for a Trans person, I'm pretty fuckin awful at transitions
#ActuallyAutistic #TransHumor #AutisticHumor
1: Two ND figures (one Green/Blue and one Red/Orange) sit at a picnic table. A yellow figure holds a large bowl of potato salad. G/B: Oh, no thanks, I don’t like raisins in potato salad. 2: Same scene, but Yellow is gone. R/O: Babe, you can’t just say you don’t like it. G/B: Why not? It’s the truth. And how will they know for next time if I don’t tell them? R/O: No, I get it, it’s just… 3: SS. R/O: They assume you must hate their cooking AND them if you don’t make some kind of excuse that’s not about them. Like, ‘I’m doing keto’ or 'I’m just so full.' Stuff like that. 4: SS. G/B: But that’s a lie. R/O: Yeah, I know. They kinda prefer lies to the truth if it means protecting their feelings. 5: SS. G/B: Hang on. Is this just how your family is about food or how most of the world operates? Because that would actually explain a lot. R/O: Definitely not just my family. 6: A purple figure holds a plate of hot dogs. G/B: Um… Uhhh… no thanks, I don’t...eat dogs? R/O: Maybe your way is better.
The truth shall…get you in trouble a lot of the time. #autism #autistic #actuallyautistic #adhd #audhd #autistichumor
"T-Rex in the cone of shame." - David
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