#BBCOurNextPM I think our next PM should have done basic first aid training and can be relied on to do effective CPR. Probably not in the JD.

I laid these oak railway sleepers a few days ago. They are good because they are thick and dense. Wondering if I should have used Truss’es instead - nothing thicker or denser on Earth surely? #BBCOurNextPM

The debate started with two cardboard cutouts (only they weren’t) and got more wooden as it went on. Sorry everyone but the UK is screwed. #BBCOurNextPM

Hardly a mention of Northern Ireland and proposals to breach International law and no mention of Tory Russian funding. #FraudsterOurNextPM #BBCOurNextPM

An audience member hits the nail on the head: "There's a more fundamental issue about the culture in Westminster" that's not being addressed. Other audience members say trust and integrity has gone. And neither of the candidates want to talk about it #BBCOurNextPM

Why does #Rishi say 'wanna? It's not cool, or with the kids, Mr Sunak. #BBCOurNextPM

#BBCOurNextPM why didn't #RishiSunak - who has blind financial trusts - support #ExcludedUK and #ExcludedLtd? He managed to make sure his billionaire wife got Covid support and other funding...

Watching the leadership contenders saying they are "campaigning in a very positive way" is so rich it's wearing three rolexes #BBCOurNextPM

Guff, guff, guff. Blue on blue rubbish. Get off my telly, out of government and fix your party in private. #BBCOurNextPM

God they are going to elect Truss, fuck me all Tories are bad but good god she makes Boris look competent. #BBCOurNextPM

Low expectations, poor opportunities and educational standards in Paisley and Leeds when she was growing up. Who tf was in government then? #BBCOurNextPM

'Truss to Turbo-charge Toffee!' #BBCOurNextPM

Truss is hardly likely to appeal to Tory party members by mentioning "simplified planning". We all know where we'll end up with that. NIMBY nightmare. #BBCOurNextPM

Is it Liz Truss or Simpson character Edna Karbappel in this debate? #BBCOurNextPM

This is excruciating to watch, as you'd imagine. Sunak needs to let Truss hang herself, but he's missing the open goal by taking over every conversation. #BBCOurNextPM

Umm…should Rishi Sunak have been running his mum’s pharmacy accounts when he was a child? #BBCOurNextPM

Sunak doing what he and most male Tories do best - bully women. FFS man, give her a chance to speak - she’ll shoot herself in the foot anyway! #BBCOurNextPM

Well I’ve poured a beer, got the popcorn and am just sitting back watching these two morons ripping into each other - frankly if it wasn’t so serious because one of them is destined to be PM it’d be hilarious #Clueless #BBCOurNextPM

#BBCOurNextPM hand waggers with Thatcher frowns...

They looked like waxworks or holograms at the start of the show. Freaky.
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So which one is least worst? #BBCOurNextPM

To my British friends: We are currently suffering with our own version of Boris Johnson. Please, whatever you do, don't make the same mistake. Sincerely, the U.S.A. #BBCOurNextPM

BBC News now trawling a Conservative Club.
Look at the state of their electorate....
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Stewart disappointing. Telling the truth is great but he needs *some* soundbites. Hunt bland and corporate. The ‘safe’ choice. Javid a comically awful performer #BBCOurNextPM

Johnson underpowered. Trying to avoids gaffes. Weak on his weak spots (Zaghari-Ratcliffe and Heathrow). #BBCOurNextPM

OK I actually watched this one. Gove by far the best performer. Repeated ‘detailed plan’ phrase may stick. Knocking Corbyn will go down well with party members.
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Even worse than that. No @maitlis mauling. #BBCOurNextPM was a shambles.
Javid: “guys, shall we all agree to xyz?”
Hunt: “how do you do, fellow kids?”
Gove: “I have a detai—- C😡RBYN!”
Johnson: “is it really time for another valium, Gav?”
Stewart: *IMPLODES*

Has the BEEB scheduled apocalyptic drama #YearsAndYearsBBC just after #BBCOurNextPM as a joke or a warning?

#BBCOurNextPM What a shower.... only Rory would get an interview in my organisation.
How have we got ourselves into this #etonmess? #brexit #shambles

Gordon Brown wasn't taking over in a time national emergency says Bozo. What would you call the global financial crash then you muddle-headed twonk? #BBCOurNextPM