Our papers really are Farridge's used wet wipes. NOT ONE MENTION of yesterday's Pension Bill reading.
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Morning everyone. Good God, do we need some sense in all the manufactured noise.
@reformarenotyourfriends are your friends. π―π
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Morning folks. Anyone had a doctor's appointment this year? Running better, isn't it? Fewer people in the waiting room? There's a REAL difference already.
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And relax. A bit.
Morning all! βΊοΈβ€οΈ
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Morning everyone. This was nice to wake up to.
Softly, softly catchy monkey, taunty Tory, fucky froggy. βΊοΈπ
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What?! The Midlands and the North? Nice. βΊοΈ
Morning all! β€οΈ
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BREAKING NEWS
Young racist angry at train no longer owned by Hong Kong property developer
Transported back to the 1970s, you say? What, you mean wandering around the fields all day with a big stick? Until tea time? Yep, we'll take it, thanks! Morning all. πβ€οΈ
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"Free and open trade" with our neighbours? WHAAT?! But you said we would never betray our Brexit Freedoms! What about our sovvrinty?! We want TARIFFS! BOOOOOO!
#TopTierKeir πππ
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Yeah, I know. This headline isn't coming so thick and fast these days, is it? I still have faith, though but...
I love this. @mrjamesob is always joking about "Liberty of Motion". Et voilΓ !
... π
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Labour's crimes today, then:
π‘ Free breakfast clubs roll out next week
π‘ Front benchers livid about Supreme Court binary ruling
π‘ Brexit forces UK to go it alone on deal with world's biggest trading nation
A lefty heart still beats. Morning, and happy Easter! β€οΈπ
Good morning everyone. Shall we start the week with some great news? (We always try, but as you know, it's hard at the moment!).
Some boring and trivial news that we can't for the life of us find on any of the front pages... π
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#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #75:
2 million more NHS appointments and 160,000 fewer people on waiting lists than the year before they were elected.
Bloody do-gooders, eh? Nice one, Labour. ππ Have a good week, folks!
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#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #74:
Keir axes twats faster than you can say Chris Pincher
But something posh glasses Arsenal season ticket voice coach mum's donkey sanctuary something something.
Morning all. #TopTierKeir. π―β€οΈ
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Morning everyone. Not all world leaders are grifting despots. Keir Starmer stands firmly for Palestinians returning home, for helping them rebuild, and for a two-state solution.
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The @guardian agrees. Link below in the replies...
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Good morning everybody. We always like to start off the week with some good news, if we can...
Labour said they'd be "determined to go after the smuggler gangs". It turns out they're determined to go after the smuggler gangs. A thread...
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#BackToSquareOneWithLabour 68:
Will Trump galvanise us into doing the sensible thing?
New EU trade chief is making some very pleasing noises. He's urging the UK:
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Contd... π
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#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #67:
Go in hard, Keir and Yvette. And hit Bezos right where it hurts for his "knives in the post" while you're at it.
Eh? But hang on a minute, didn't you say...?
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Morning everyone. Wow. @jocaulfield.bsky.social speaks for us! Every. Word.
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#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #66:
That Angela Rayner's bleedin' useless. What's she even been *doing* these last seven months? π‘π₯©π¬π§
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As subversive tech moguls try to undermine a democratically elected government by weaponising child protection with false claims. That government ensures our children are safe, fed and educated!
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Bloody wokeys! Ensuring our children are safe, fed and educated πππ
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#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #65:
"Lazy Litigation" Lettuce shredded in Parliament
I think Rachel has seen yesterday's @dailystar front page! She gave Smelly Strides a beating an' all. ππππ₯
This has reet cheered me up. Morning boys and girls. β€οΈ
#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #63 and 64:
Both from Andy Burnham.
π All Greater Manchester buses now under public control
π And a major push for actual council housing.
#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #55:
Rachel Reeves becomes first UK Chancellor to address Eurozone finance ministers since Brexit.
The *first* since Brexit. Jesus. What a shower of petulant shite the Tories were.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #54:
@jessphillipsmp
Fighting tooth and nail, every day, to drag no-brainers across the stubborn, preposterous line to make women's lives safer. She's a fucking legend.
Wouldn't you just love to sit down for a drink with her and Angela? β€οΈπ
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#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #53:
How to tell Trump and his fluffers to stick their trade ultimatum up their arse. Before the pudding course. While wearing a really posh white bow tie.
Morning, new and old friends!
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