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Our papers really are Farridge's used wet wipes. NOT ONE MENTION of yesterday's Pension Bill reading.

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Morning everyone. Good God, do we need some sense in all the manufactured noise.

@reformarenotyourfriends are your friends. πŸŽ―πŸ™

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Morning folks. Anyone had a doctor's appointment this year? Running better, isn't it? Fewer people in the waiting room? There's a REAL difference already.

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And relax. A bit.

Morning all! ☺️❀️

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Morning everyone. This was nice to wake up to.

Softly, softly catchy monkey, taunty Tory, fucky froggy. β˜ΊοΈπŸ‘

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Chancellor to announce Β£15bn for transport projects Money will be spent on tram, train and bus projects in England across the Midlands, North and West Country.

What?! The Midlands and the North? Nice. ☺️

Morning all! ❀️

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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BREAKING NEWS

Young racist angry at train no longer owned by Hong Kong property developer

Transported back to the 1970s, you say? What, you mean wandering around the fields all day with a big stick? Until tea time? Yep, we'll take it, thanks! Morning all. 😁❀️

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UK and EU to defy Trump with β€˜free and open trade’ declaration The draft U.K.-EU agreement is one of several being drawn up ahead of a May 19 summit.

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"Free and open trade" with our neighbours? WHAAT?! But you said we would never betray our Brexit Freedoms! What about our sovvrinty?! We want TARIFFS! BOOOOOO!

#TopTierKeir πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ™

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Yeah, I know. This headline isn't coming so thick and fast these days, is it? I still have faith, though but...

I love this. @mrjamesob is always joking about "Liberty of Motion". Et voilΓ !

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Labour's crimes today, then:

😑 Free breakfast clubs roll out next week
😑 Front benchers livid about Supreme Court binary ruling
😑 Brexit forces UK to go it alone on deal with world's biggest trading nation

A lefty heart still beats. Morning, and happy Easter! β€οΈπŸ™

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Good morning everyone. Shall we start the week with some great news? (We always try, but as you know, it's hard at the moment!).

Some boring and trivial news that we can't for the life of us find on any of the front pages... πŸ”

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Keir Starmer: Pledge of two million extra NHS appointments met Sir Keir Starmer says the figure is a

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2 million more NHS appointments and 160,000 fewer people on waiting lists than the year before they were elected.

Bloody do-gooders, eh? Nice one, Labour. πŸ‘πŸ‘ Have a good week, folks!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Make Work Pay: Employment Rights Bill - Committees - UK Parliament The newly re-formed Business and Trade Committee is launching its first call for evidence on the Government’s new flagship Employment Rights Bill. The new Government has announced a comprehensive over...

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Andrew Gwynne: Labour health minister sacked over WhatsApp messages Gwynne apologises for the

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Keir axes twats faster than you can say Chris Pincher

But something posh glasses Arsenal season ticket voice coach mum's donkey sanctuary something something.

Morning all. #TopTierKeir. 🎯❀️

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Quiet Majority - Keir Starmer stands for two-state solution for Palestinians in Gaza
Quiet Majority - Keir Starmer stands for two-state solution for Palestinians in Gaza YouTube video by Quiet Majority

Morning everyone. Not all world leaders are grifting despots. Keir Starmer stands firmly for Palestinians returning home, for helping them rebuild, and for a two-state solution.

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The @guardian agrees. Link below in the replies...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExPl...

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Good morning everybody. We always like to start off the week with some good news, if we can...

Labour said they'd be "determined to go after the smuggler gangs". It turns out they're determined to go after the smuggler gangs. A thread...

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EU trade chief: Bloc may consider UK joining pan-Europe customs scheme The UK joining the Pan-Euro-Mediterranean Convention is up for discussion in reset talks, says Maros Sefcovic.

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Will Trump galvanise us into doing the sensible thing?

New EU trade chief is making some very pleasing noises. He's urging the UK:

βœ…οΈ Join the Pan-Euro-Mediterranean Convention (PEM) - a sort of "Customs Union-Lite"

Contd... πŸ‘‡

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #67:

Go in hard, Keir and Yvette. And hit Bezos right where it hurts for his "knives in the post" while you're at it.

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UK set to be the fastest growing European economy as IMF forecast gives Reeves boost After weeks of economic turbulence, new figures suggesting better growth in 2025 than previously expected will come as a welcome relief for the embattled chancellor

Eh? But hang on a minute, didn't you say...?

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Jo Caulfield (@jo.caulfield.1) on Threads Caught 5 minutes of @jeremyvineon5 and his Tory loving sidekick tipped me over the edge. Here my my mature and reasonable take - Can everyone shut up and let the Labour Party do their job.@bbcnews

Morning everyone. Wow. @jocaulfield.bsky.social speaks for us! Every. Word.

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#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #66:

That Angela Rayner's bleedin' useless. What's she even been *doing* these last seven months? 😑πŸ₯©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

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As subversive tech moguls try to undermine a democratically elected government by weaponising child protection with false claims. That government ensures our children are safe, fed and educated!
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Bloody wokeys! Ensuring our children are safe, fed and educated πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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"Lazy Litigation" Lettuce shredded in Parliament

I think Rachel has seen yesterday's @dailystar front page! She gave Smelly Strides a beating an' all. πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’₯

This has reet cheered me up. Morning boys and girls. ❀️

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#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #63 and 64:

Both from Andy Burnham.

πŸ‘ All Greater Manchester buses now under public control
πŸ‘ And a major push for actual council housing.

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Rachel Reeves becomes first UK Chancellor to address Eurozone finance ministers since Brexit.

The *first* since Brexit. Jesus. What a shower of petulant shite the Tories were.

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

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Stalking victims to be given right to know abuser's identity Jess Phillips, who herself was stalked, says victims will get

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@jessphillipsmp

Fighting tooth and nail, every day, to drag no-brainers across the stubborn, preposterous line to make women's lives safer. She's a fucking legend.

Wouldn't you just love to sit down for a drink with her and Angela? β€οΈπŸ™

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#BackToSquareOneWithLabour #53:

How to tell Trump and his fluffers to stick their trade ultimatum up their arse. Before the pudding course. While wearing a really posh white bow tie.

Morning, new and old friends!

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