At a BMW car dealership, salesman tells new buyer “C ongratulations on your purchase. Before I can give you the keys, you have to watch out mandatory instructional video”. Next to new buyer and salesman, many people are sitting in front of a TV screen displaying “BMW presents: Drive like an asshole”.

They got this wrong. This training is for exuberant and dangerous Tesla drivers, I personally call #MuskHoles

Bad Audit drivers… I call them audi-ots #Audiots

BMW drivers that like to show off, I call them “wanna beemers”
#WannaBeemers

Yes I recognize I have strong options.

#BadCarDrivers