Classic #BadDad
-10C/14F currently. We got lots of freezing rain overnight, and my Boi's favourite ball is frozen stuck. That look 🤨, "Yo, a little help here?! Stop filming!" 🥶🥎😆🤣 #BadDad
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@maudegertrude.bsky.social
He was slippin' on the ice when lifting his leg to pee and had to relocate a few times before accomplishing the mission. 😬😆
I'm sorry, but that is funny AF.😅
#BadDad
Like, honestly, Victor couldn't teach him to say one goddamned word besides "Victor," and then he reappears, years later, knows the whole fucking language, and Baron Frankenstein is totally unimpressed and is, like, "I've made a bad thing." Dude, you made a miracle, and this is the best you're ever going to have done. You should lean into this project.
"I am obscene to you, but, to myself, I simply am." Amen, brother. I could get a lot of mileage out of that, since I'm constantly accused of obscenity by dumb cunts.
"I am obscene to you, but, to myself, I simply am."
That's a pretty deep, heavy-hitting line. #Frankenstein is intermittently impressing me with its #script.
It's irksome that Victor didn't teach him a goddamned thing, tried to 🔥 him & then doesn't like what he's learned & says, 'yuck.'
#BadDad
Boo-hoo, you weird bitch. Go visit with that dude you brought to life. Good grief!
"The achievement felt unnatural," whines the guy who earlier talked like he was going to storm Mount Olympus & snatch the power of life & death from the gods' hands.
"It feels weird now! I don't know if I like it!"
Meanwhile, the dude's in his basement.
Boo! #Frankenstein is a #BadDad.
#FilmSky
According to Sascha,
Trump was the Big Daddy.
#BadDad
Let's get the Epstein Administration trending!
According to Google Analytics,
Epstein is now more popular than POTUS...
#EpsteinAdministration
#EpsteinAdministration
#EpsteinAdministration
Suck my dick and I'll buy you some cigs
#MonochromeMonday #MCM #chav #scally #chavDad #Daddy #DILF #skinhead #adidasgay #gayart #gayUK #bulge #dickprint #freeball #freeballer #freeballing #commando #pufferjacket #baddad
I love going home for my lunch breaks 😈 #baddad #knottydad
📣 New Podcast! "60 - Spidey Sense, but for Sex Crimes (S21E13-Redemption In Her Corner)" on @Spreaker #baddad #badparenting #billpaxton #billpullman #boxing #braindead #incest #iowacaucus #lawandorderspecialvictimsunit #lawandordersvu #patriciacharbonneau #svu #svupodcast
When UX User Experience Sucks 🤣
Bad design or bad dad? 🤔
#BadDesign #BadDad #UX
Pumping out cream for everyone's coffee this morning 😁☕ #baddad #dad #cream #cum #coffee #morning #school
📣 New Podcast! "Safe Snowball Fights, Coon Chaos With Fine Dining, and FL Man "Showing Off The Boys"" on @Spreaker #amazonporchpiirate #approachingwomen #baddad #racoondiner #sheriffgrady #snowhelmets #stupidlaws #unwisemanmangerscene
I don’t know. I just bowed to the inevitable and took them to McDonalds. #baddad
IKR?
As the Private Secretary to his majesty, the sovereign, Snoozle King Stewie of house Zargon, first of his name, king of all fetch, mudball and belly rubs, lord of the couch, and protector of our Home, I should have known better.
#BadDad
So my horny boy @anotherbialtx.bsky.social told me he likes it when I show off my bulge & reveal my Daddydick.
Do you think I should show him?
#bulge #dickprint #printshowoff #trackies #Daddy #DILF #scally #chav #chavdad @sinnerwear.bsky.social @sinnerjewellery.bsky.social #BadDad #adidasgay
Also, if that's a pic of US Grant, he was a champion for women and very progressive both as a general and a president...
AND devoted to Abraham Lincoln. Wept when he was assassinated.
PDX "Conservative" should have a picture of Robert E Lee or Jefferson Davis as his avi.
#BadDad
#BringUrMurderPuppy2WorkDay
TODAY
#SupernaturalSaturday 🎃
#supernatural
#WATCHPARTY 🍿
season 1 ep 9
#HOME
6pm KANSAS 🕰
👑 #LORETTADEVINE 👑
sings a wonderfully wry character
2 life while reminding
3 #BadDad metaphors w #MainCharacterSyndrome
2 use their dusty brains
youtu.be/5qhIMPid6dA?...
#PeopleNewsAlert came in my email with this hed: "Body found of missing 7-year-old girl swept out to sea on California beach, after bad died in attempt to save her" #baddad @peoplemag.bsky.social UGH!
#Friday Funnies 😆The reason why bad dad jokes are so popular #Toastmasters #publicspeaking #rochmn #rochester_mn #mn #funny #humor #neighborshare #neighborstory #toastmastersinternational #baddad #jokes
Get Ready With Me to hunt down my father, who created me from the body parts of corpses and condemned me to a dreadful existence #BadDad #Frankenstein #Elizabeth
It's funny he knows when his kid is trying to jerk off but not any part of his job. Maybe quit that and do your job #pedoproblems #baddad
Can someone send me something to blow my purple splooge too, sharing is caring! Never forget that friends! #NSFW #Teen #Slut #Porn #Incest #BadMom
#BadDad #BadDaughter
Spending some time with my Son enjoying the view on the Cornish coast this weekend
#NakedSunday #Daddy #DILF #DadSon #bareback #rawislaw #bublebutt #BDSM #sub #DomTop #GayTop #GayUK #ginger #gingerpubes #tradie #tradies #thong #gaycest #cumdump #noloadrefused #bate #goon #anal #breeding #BadDad
I told the babysitter I had cameras set up so I could check in occasionally. This is what I saw when I checked later that night.
Anyways, I realized I needed a babysitter every week recently.
#nsfw #nsfwsky #baddad #babysitter #taboo #pussy #masturbation #agegap #horny #secret #teasing #corrupt
My dad once told me I’m autistic and thus I can’t function properly in society. I’m going to college now, have a cool YouTube channel and stood up to his shitty ass by refusing to go to his house anymore. So how exactly am I not able to function in society as an autistic person? #autism #baddad