dragonfly far from home
wind gusts picked him up like mail
ooh, a toblerone

#badhaiku #oohatoblerone #dailyhaikuprompt #haiku #poetry #writing @badhaiku.bsky.social

Tough day and I need some silliness.

Take a 5-7-5 format haiku you've written. Replace last line with "ooh, a toblerone". Post results.

Or the first line. I ain't a cop

#badhaiku #haiku #micropoetry #poetry #silly #challenge #oohatoblerone

In this dumpster fire
that is the world, I'm just glad
I found my ember

#badhaiku #haiku #poetry #micropoetry #friendship #besties #rideordie

Quick little update
For the twelve who see this post
I made it to blue!

#crochet 🧶 #parasol #BadHaiku #wip #You’rePrettyGreat

vnitroblok taje
azur lije do oken
závrať nepospíchá

#BadHaiku

A haiku:

Crocheted far too long
Last night I was in the groove
Snow on Mt Fuji

😉

#Crochet 🧶 #yarn #FiletCrochet #Parasol ☂️ #BadHaiku

Be a source of light,
and detach your own shadow.
Burn bright, melt the ice.

#badhaiku #haiku #micropoetry #poetry #vss365 #shadow #realsubtle

These short syllables
aren't always enough to show
the depth of my rage.

I'll go twice. Or more.
Fuck it. They all break the rules,
maybe we should start.

Three times, and maybe
that's enough to say "enough".
If not, I'll scream it.

#badhaiku #haiku #poetry #micropoetry

We are all assholes,
the only difference is some
of us try to change

#badhaiku #haiku #micropoetry #poetry #noexcuse #demandbetter

Nothing makes me smile
like a stranger sharing their
treasured memories

#badhaiku #haiku #poetry #micropoetry

The elaborate
dance, wordplay as we circle,
and hope our hands brush

#badhaiku #haiku #poetry #micropoetry

The Road Not Taken - a haiku.

The Road Not Taken.
Robert Frost choosing between
Y.O.L.O. and F.O.M.O.

Thanks. I'll be here 'til Tuesday. Try the veal.

#badhaiku #badliterature #trytheveal

Each struggle, a cog,
piece of a greater puzzle,
falling into place

#badhaiku #haiku #poetry #micropoetry #answers

Nicotě natruc
Svatozář drolí temno
Budoucnost žije

#BadHaiku

It's Friday, Friday,
gotta get down on Friday,
everybody's loo-

#badhaiku #haiku #micropoetry #poetry #imsorry #rebeccablack

(No really I'm sorry, once I wondered if it fit into haiku format, I couldn't stop thinking about posting this, it's your problem now)

I think I can say,
all considered, with straight face,
what the fuck was that

#badhaiku #haiku #poetry #micropoetry #newyear #2025summary

Nope nuh uh no way
Um no erm no nuh uh nah
Uh no erm nuh uh

#badhaiku

I forgot just how
instant love can be when it's
unconditional

#badhaiku #haiku #poetry #micropoetry #family #niece #welcometotheworld

I swapped paid burnout
for unpaid expectations
and further burnout

#badhaiku #haiku #poetry #micropoetry #burnout #christmas
#holidays

(will write a nice one soon, just needed a little social burnout flomp)

Mlhu svírá hlad
Horizont usrkává
Mlsně se plíží
#BadHaiku

I can't spin these plates
if you keep throwing me these
sharp knives to juggle

#badhaiku #haiku #poetry #micropoetry #burnout

A distant flick of Snow Geese above bare trees. The top half of the sky is dark, the bottom half is light. The photo is shades of grey.

Startled into flight
Snow Geese take to the grey sky
Soon to land once more

#flyday #birds #badhaiku

Nostalgic music
My childhood is vintage
When did I get old

Pt 2

Grocery store music
It shockingly slaps real hard
Millennial joy

#badhaiku

iPhone 11 Pro Max Objektiv: 52 mm Clona: 2,0 Čas: 1/705 s EV: 0 ISO: 20

Cesta na venkov
marně šátrá po slunci
chodci černají
#BadHaiku

a man in a black shirt and black pants is walking through a dirt field . ALT: a man in a black shirt and black pants is walking through a dirt field .

You can grow a carrot, & it can be glorious.

If you keep growing it big too long, it wilts and dies.

If the carrot is fully grown & an elephant eats it, it is turned into poop.

From poop, other carrots can grown, but the original carrot is now poop.

FaceButt used to be a carrot.

#BadHaiku

Woke up this morning
with fuck the world energy.
It's a start, I guess.

(p.s. not a haiku, actual energy would be great though, I shouldn't have to plan everything I need to take to climb the stairs)

#badhaiku #haiku #micropoetry #poetry

I was told it was
just experimentation.
I'm still pretty gay.

#badhaiku #haiku #micropoetry #poetry #vss365 #lgbtq+ #queer

So, War of the Worlds.
Feels like the Martians should've done basic research.

#badhaiku #haiku #micropoetry #poetry #vss365 #martian

When I feel unseen,
my voice follows close behind,
I must be unheard

#badhaiku #haiku #poetry #micropoetry #vss365

The energy use
of your AI laziness
should terrify you

#badhaiku #haiku #poetry #micropoetry #vss365 #climate